Mizu: This one took forever! I could not figure out what to do with everything that I have until just now. So here it is. Tell me what you guys think! Disclaimer time: I don't own -Man. If I did, Link would still be on my good list.
Link: I'm on you good list?
Mizu: You were until you did something so stupid that ticked me off so badly that it threw you back down to the bottom next to Road.
Link: I'm next to Road!
Mizu: Hey, just be happy that you aren't all the way next to Leverrier. He's at the very bottom of the list. You're in the lower quartile but not at the bottom.
Link:…
Mizu: Anyways, on with the story!
The Death of the Science Branch
Allen really didn't think that it could get any worse. Not only had he gotten lost twice on his way down to the cafeteria, but every finder that he passed reached out to touch him. There was one point where he had a whole fucking parade walking behind him. All of them trying to either watch him as he walked or trying to touch his ass. He was really starting to get pissed off.
"What the fuck are you all doing?" he snapped, trying to seem as intimidating as possible.
His attempts proved futile cause all he had gotten were a couple of "awws" and several more gropes. Sighing for the nth time, he quickly sped up his pace to try and throw of his pursuers off his tail. Unfortunately for him, they just sped up along with him.
Allen just didn't understand why it was such a turn on for a woman to look and act like him. He never understood it and probably never would. It really didn't matter how the person looked so long as you loved them, right?
When Allen finally reached the cafeteria, he let out one last sigh before turning on a heel.
"I repeat. What. The. Fuck. Are. You. All. Doing?" Allen screamed as he activated his innocence on the last word.
Most of the finders instantly knew who he was then and quickly either fled or fell to their knees, begging for forgiveness. The rest just stood there dumbfounded.
"Y-You're an exorcist?" several gasped.
"No shit, Sherlock," Allen spat.
"M-Master Walker!" Toma's voice shouted in shock from behind him.
"Toma?" Allen questioned, turning back around.
"W-What happened to you, sir?" Toma stuttered.
"Sir?" all of the clueless finders gasped.
"Komui made a fucking mistake is what happened. Now I'm stuck in this body for heaven knows how long and these fuckin' idiots decided that they were going to feel me up while I am," Allen explained, anger rising to new heights.
"A-And you never said anything to them?" Toma questioned.
"I figured that it would be freakin' obvious seeing as I'm the only person in this entire order that dresses this way all of the time and has white hair and a bright red scar running down the left side of my face!" Allen shouted, causing all of the people in the cafeteria to jump in shock.
"R-Right, sir," Toma said, bowing his head then glaring at his fellow finders, "You! Apologize to Master Walker this instant!"
"We're sorry!" the group chanted as Allen slowly deactivated his innocence.
"Whatever," Allen scoffed, stomping into the cafeteria, "Just stay out of my sight for a while."
Ignoring all of the stares he was receiving, Allen marched up to Jerry's wonderful little window. He sighed as he leaned on the counter. This was turning out to be a hell of a day.
"A-Allen?" Jerry asked, "Is that really you?"
"Yeah," Allen sighed, "And before you ask me about this, track down Komui."
Allen found that he couldn't stop his evil grin from working his way onto his face, "Well, that is of course if BaKanda leaves anything left of him."
"K-Kanda?" the chef stuttered.
"Yep. Komui did the same thing to him," Allen stated, "Though he doesn't look that different."
"Dear fryers, that man needs to learn there is such a thing as boundaries" Jerry muttered, "Well, I hope whatever this is doesn't affect your appetite, cutie pie."
"If it does then Komui better pray for whatever Kanda's giving him cause my punishment will be a thousand times worse," Allen growled.
"Go sit down," Jerry shooed, "I'll bring you your food when it's finished."
Allen slowly sat down at his usual table. Luckily for him, his previous out burst had terrified every finder in the room so they refused to come anywhere near him. Crossing his arms on the table, Allen laid his/her head on the table. What was he/she now anyways? Did he/she need to start referring to him/herself differently?
"My brain hurts…" Allen groaned, trying to push all of the questions from his mind.
"E-Excuse me? C-Can we sit here?" a female voice asked.
Allen sighed, recognizing the voice instantly, "Go right ahead Miranda."
"H-How do you know me?" Miranda gasped.
"Why wouldn't I know you?" Allen asked, never lifting his head up, "We're both exorcists after all."
"A new female exorcist?" another female voice, who Allen determined was Lenalee, gasped, "That's great news! I can't wait to introduce you to all the guys!"
'Why does everyone think that I'm a new girl anyways? How many girls to you see with white hair at my age anyways?' Allen thought, still hiding his/her face.
"Not again," Allen sighed out loud.
"Huh?" the girls questioned.
"My head hurts…" he/she sighed, finally giving up on the subject.
"You should really go to the hospital wing then," Lenalee pointed out.
"I was just there," Allen stated.
"Th-then go lay down in your room," Miranda stated.
"If I do that, I'll be attacked by groping finders," Allen growled.
"We'll walk with you," Lenalee beamed, "that is if you can wait until we finish eating."
"I'm still waiting for my own or-DER!" Allen screamed with the last syllable, jumping up and over the table.
The Crown Clown made yet another appearance that day as he quickly made it over the table. The two female exorcists gasped the second the parasitic innocence reappeared and quickly started to apologized. Not that Allen was listening anyways. No, the parasitic exorcist was too pissed off to care. His eyes darted around the cafeteria.
"A-Allen? Wh-what's wrong?" Lenalee questioned quite nervously.
"Somebody just rubbed my butt!" Allen shouted, glaring down every male in the room.
Spotting a tuff of red hair, Allen stomped towards the source. Damn that Lavi! How could he do such a thing to him while he was like this? He had always known that the bookman apprentice was always a womanizer but he didn't think that he'd take advantage of his friend!
"Lavi! Get your ass back…here," Allen shouted until he noticed who it was that he was yelling at, "N-no way."
Allen gulped and slowly backed away. This wasn't happening. There was no way that this was all happening.
"A-Allen?" a deep male voice gasped.
"Master…" Allen whispered.
"What the hell?" Both men…yeah, men shouted.
"You're alive?" Allen shouted.
"You're a chick?" Cross shouted.
"Is it Halloween or something?" both screamed.
"What's going on in here?" a new voice shouted.
"L-Link? Y-You're back already?" Allen gasped, jumping behind his/her master to hide his/her new body.
"Leverrier wanted me back as soon as possible," Link explained, marching up to the exorcist, yanking him out from behind his/her master, "So what is the meaning of this?"
"K-Komui did it," Allen whimpered.
"Nii-san did?" Lenalee gasped then shook her head, "Honestly, why am I even surprised? It seems like something he'd do."
"It wasn't just me either," Allen stated, looking back at the Chinese girl, "The same happened to-"
"Coming through!" Lavi's voice tore through the hallways as the redhead rushed into.
"Lavi?" the group of people chanted together, "What are you doing here?"
"Running for my life from Yuu!" Lavi shouted before he spotted Allen, "C-Crap! Allen!"
"K-Kanda's still chasing you?" Allen squealed.
"Usagi!" Kanda's voice boomed.
"Shit!" Allen screamed, starting to freak out, "Hide! Gotta hide!"
"Um….! Quick! Drive into the kitchen!" Lavi ordered, pointing at Jerry who was just starting to finish Allen's food.
"Usagi!" Kanda shouted once more, appearing in the doorway of the kitchen.
Allen screamed and drove under the nearest table, dragging a table cloth with him to cover his head.
"K-Kanda?" Lenalee stuttered, "Wh-What's wro…You're the other one, right?"
"I swear that I'm going to kill your brother the second he's away from those damnable robots!" Kanda snapped at the girl, "But for now I'm going to settle on dissecting this rabbit!"
"N-Now now, Yuu!" Lavi nervously laughed, "I w-wasn't the one that changed you into a woman so don't take it out on me."
"Maybe not but you did decide to try and mess with me," Kanda growled, stalking up to the redhead before his leg got tangled in a table cloth.
Kanda face planted right next to where Allen hid. Curiosity of what just it the floor next to him, Allen peeked out from under the table cloth the second Kanda looked his way. Their eyes flashed quickly.
"Y-Yuu?" Lavi stuttered, unsure if the two had locked eyes or not, "Y-You okay?"
"Lavi," Kanda said as he/she slowly stood up, "Why did you do that to me?"
"Crap…" Lavi muttered, "I-I'm sorry Yuu."
Kanda slowly turned around to reveal the tears welling up in his dark midnight blue eyes, "You were so cruel…"
"K-Kanda?" everyone gasped, "What did you do, Lavi!" "It wasn't me!" Lavi defended, "It's a side effect from that damn drug! Whenever Allen and Yuu lock eyes their personalities do a complete 180!"
"S-So that means," Miranda stuttered as a dark figure slowly crawled out from under the table.
"Lavi…" Allen hissed, "You're a dead man."
"Why me? I didn't do anything!" Lavi cried, quickly hiding behind Kanda.
"L-Lavi!" Kanda whined, "St-Stop it!"
Before Lavi could respond, he felt the tip of Allen's Edge pressed up against his head. Gulping, Lavi slowly turned to see a very pissed off Allen next to him.
"S-S-Sorry!" Lavi cried, hoping Allen's good half would suddenly pop up.
"Tch," was his only response before Allen used his innocence to destroy Lavi's shirt.
"Eep…" Lavi said as he fell backwards.
"A-Allen!" Kanda snapped.
"Allen?" the cafeteria gaped.
"Stop being so mean to Lavi!" Kanda ordered, tears still in his eyes.
"Che. Baka," Allen growled, grabbing Kanda's hand and started to march out of the cafeteria.
"L-Let me go!" Kanda demanded, struggling weakly.
"No," Allen barked, turning back to Jerry, "Have someone bring my food to my room!"
"I said let go!" Kanda cried.
"Like hell I will," Allen growled, "I'm not dealing with all these fucking finders the entire way back to my room."
"Y-You jerk!" Kanda screamed, weakly punching Allen's arm.
"Shut up," Allen sighed before the two disappeared down the hallway.
There was complete silence in the cafeteria until…
"So, Cross," Lavi finally spoke up, "What are you doing back?"
Mizu: Nothing left to say. I'm tired and I don't want to bug Allen while he's in a Kanda trance. Not happening…again. Nor do I want to deal with a crying Kanda.
Lavi: What about me?
Mizu: I said I'm tired right? I don't have the energy to…Reviews are extremely enjoyed. Ciao for now!