Hehehehehe…sorry about poking fun at Sandry in the last joke, but she annoys me at times. That was one of those times. :D
As Daja is a lesbian, I was wondering if she should have been chained to an ugly woman…oh well, Paradise just couldn't even get her preferences right. :P
A bit of a long winded joke, I know, but I hope you guys enjoyed it!
Anyway…joke n.3…and review peoples! (Thanks to you who have!) Reviews make me happy! :)
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During his love affair with Alanna, Prince Jonathan suspected his girlfriend of cheating on him. On the spur of the moment, he went to find his trusty sword, and decided to burst into her room unexpectedly to see what was going on.
Jon crept up to the door of Alanna's room. He turned the door handle. The room was unlocked. He charged inside, to find Alanna in the arms of Jon's great friend, Raoul of Goldenlake.
Jon felt hurt and angry. He unsheathed his sword, but could not bring himself to hurt Alanna or Raoul. Instead, he pointed the weapon towards his own chest.
"Please, Jon, stop!" cried Alanna and Raoul in unison.
"Be quiet," snapped Jon, "you're next."