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Tris,
Briar, and Sandry are lost in the desert.
Naturally, they find
some crusty old lamp with a genie inside. They are each granted one
wish.
Tris
says in a matter-of-fact tone, "I wish I could be anyplace but here
– no, actually, make that the palace library." She disappears,
her wish granted.
Briar says wistfully, "I wish I was back
with my gorgeous shakans." He vanishes as well.
Then
Sandry sniffs, "I'm lonely, I wish my friends were back."
Instantly, Tris and Briar reappear beside her – although for some
reason they didn't look too happy about it. Would you be?
THE
MORAL OF THE STORY IS…ALWAYS LET THE BLONDE WISH FIRST.
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- Pippa -