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This following joke was told to me by a friend, so thankyou to anonymous friend :)
ANYWAY...
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Once upon a time, there was a strange rumour in the Winding Circle temple.
Apparently, hidden in the deepest, darkest corner, of the deepest, darkest room in the Water temple, there was a magic mirror. If you spoke the absolute truth while standing in front of it, you would be granted eternal happiness. However, if you spoke a lie while standing in front of the mirror, you would vanish forever.
So, one day, Dedicates Rosethorn, Lark, and Crane decided to see if this rumour was true. After a short search they found the mirror.
Rosethorn was the first to approach the mirror. "Humph", she muttered. "I bet this doesn't work." – POOF! She disappeared.
Lark was the next to stand before the mirror. "My student Sandry is the kindest girl in the whole of Emelan." – POOF! She vanished.
Crane was the last to speak. "I think -" – POOF!