I always get a kick out of this joke…hopefully you will too!
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Now is the time for us all to use our imaginations. Tris tried to defeat the pirate fleet that was invading Winding Circle, and failed epically. The temple was overrun with the barbarians, and like many others, Rosethorn, Frostpine and Niko were running away.
They could hear the corsairs stampeding behind them, gaining on them. They rounded a corner, and spied three old potato sacks lying on the ground. Rosethorn quickly thought of a plan.
"We must each get into a sack, and if one of the pirates goes to open or touch your sack, make a noise like something angry that could easily be found in these sacks."
Rosethorn, Frostpine and Niko each clambered into a sack. Shortly, the pirates thundered around the corner.
One walked up and kicked Rosethorn's sack. She hissed like a vicious cat.
"It's just an angry pussycat," said the pirate. He kicked the next sack, which hid Frostpine.
Frostpine growled, sounding like an aggressive dog.
"It's just a doggy," said the pirate.
He kicked the third sack, in which Niko lay.
"Potatoes!"