Thank you to 'garnetgirl14' for telling me about and letting me use this joke. By the way, 'garnetgirl14' was the 50th reviewer! 50 is a nice number. Oh, and did you notice that I updated really quickly? Well, I did by my standards. This is because I'm going away for a week, and wanted to publish just one more joke...
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Keladry of Mindelan, Lady Knight, was cantering alongside several miles of cultivated fields. The scenery was monotonous, until she saw a very strange sight.
A fellow Lady Knight was sitting in the middle of one of the fields. 'What's so strange about that?' you might ask. Well, you see, this particular Lady Knight was in fact sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a field, and was rowing like crazy. Yeah, that's strange.
Kel halted her horse and shouted angrily at the other Lady Knight.
"It's Lady Knights like you that give us all a bad name! I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind, if only I could swim!"
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Personally, I think it's more "I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind, if only I had any to spare!"
I have found another victim! MUHAHAHAHA! Kel's reputation will be ruined! :P
Please review, and thank you to all who have!
Pippa :)