Lady Ilane of Mindelan and her newborn daughter Keladry had arrived at the party, and were passing through the front entrance.
A porter remarked to Ilane, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen", before ushering her inside.
Lady Ilane sat down at a refreshment table inside, anger coursing through her veins. "That porter there just insulted me!" she exclaimed to a man sitting next to her.
The man replied, "Go right up there and give him a piece of your mind – tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."