The party's guests began to retire as festivities continued into the early hours of the morning. Prince Jonathan struggled to keep his eyes open.
Suddenly, a voice made him jerk upright.
"I slept with your mother!" The man pointed a finger at Jonathan, an empty bottle of wine clutched in his other hand. He swayed and staggered.
Sighing, Jonathan met the man squarely in the eye. "Go to bed, father, you're drunk."