Sorry for the kinda late update. I was directing a school play (with Nightfall Daybreak ;)) so I was VERY busy the last couple of weeks.

Naveen's fingers fluttered over the keypad. Oh, if only he had discovered this amazing contraption years earlier! The things he could find! The people he could speak to!

"Naveen, ever since Tiana showed you that thing you've been obsessed with it." Shang frowned at him, crossing his arms, "What more can you find on there?"

They were all sitting at a table, polished wood smooth under their fingers. The older princes sat behind them, engaged in their own conversations.

"Ah, my friend, the possibilities are endless!" He didn't glance up from the screen, "Unlimited! Infinite!"

"I see."

"Belle told me of some of the…different things they found there." Adam said, combing back his hair with his fingers. "She was a bit disturbed by it. Especially the Gaston part."

"Ugh, Jasmine told me about them, too." Aladdin groaned, shuddering. "I mean, her and Jafar? Who could like that?"

"People can be very odd sometimes, Aladdin." John Smith told him, in a sort of condescending, patronizing tone that even Naveen disliked. Aladdin frowned a bit, but let it slide.

"Do you have to speak down to everyone?" Shang growled at him. John Smith quickly turned his head towards the general, clutching a fist threateningly. They both stood, ready to fight. In a flash of movement, Adam leapt between them, holding out his hands to block their bodies.

"Alright, alright, relax." He spoke calmly, lowering his hands. Shang shot one last glare at John Smith before they turned away from each other.

"Why do you have this rivalry anyway?" Naveen asked, closing the laptop. They were the only two members that seemed to genuinely dislike each other. Sure, the new and old princes weren't joined at the hip, but they usually simply stayed in their own groups. Aladdin laughed, shaking his head.

"Isn't it obvious?" he said, "They're the toughest, biggest, and the most serious. Of course they hate each other."

"It's a little more than that." Beast mumbled, frowning. Shang and John Smith's expressions changed on the spot.

"Bring that up again, and I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your life." Shang snapped, "It was his fault, anyway."

"It was not—"

"Men, let's settle down." Adam sighed, rolling his eyes. "Goodness, I should start charging you for how many times I have to say those words."

"I'm not going to ask what happened." Naveen flipped back open the laptop, leaving the subject for good.

"A wise choice, my friend." Adam nodded.

"Smith kissed Mulan." Shang blurted out.

"So much for that." Aladdin sighed.

"It was an accident!" John Smith cried, throwing up his arms. "It was dark, and I saw a head of strait black hair sitting in a chair. I thought it was Pocahontas!" He covered his face in his hands, his elbows in the table. "Oi, would you just leave that alone! Your girlfriend had already punched me before you walked in."

Shang smiled proudly. "She broke his nose."

"Good…job?" Naveen said, nervously scooting back in his chair. Shaking his head softly, he looked down at his computer. Suddenly, a quick idea came into his head. He typed "Disney Princes" into this funny little site with the odd name of Google. (whoever came up with that name had an imagination.) In a moment (way faster than Naveen had ever dreamed possible) a long page of blue words appeared before his eyes.

He read the list of links.

Why are the Disney Princes so Sexist?

The Disney Princes Have No Personality: A Personal Rant

"Hey…" Naveen whispered. No personality, his foot.

"Snow White did the loveliest thing last night!" exclaimed someone from behind him. Oh, right.

Dress Your Little Boy Up Like Your Favorite Disney Prince!

Naveen started to grow bored with that page; that is, until one link caught his immediate interest. He grinned at it, already getting ideas.

Which is the Hottest Disney Prince?

"Hottest" is modern day slang for most attractive, that he knew. Should I really open it? Naveen thought. He glanced up at Shang and John staring at each other like they wanted to dunk each other's head in a dirty horse stable. What would happen if one was rated higher than the other? Danger, that was what. Biting his knuckle, he debated in his head. Finally, he clicked on the link, curiosity getting the best of him.

"What are you looking at?" Aladdin piped, popping up behind him out of nowhere.

"Gah!" Naveen cried, trying to close the window. Aladdin grabbed his hand away before he could reach the mouse pad, though, and Naveen didn't fight in fear the computer would fall and crash. And by God's good grace, he didn't want to see Tiana after that happens.

"Which is the Hottest Disney Prince?" Aladdin said, a confused look on his face. "That would be me, wouldn't it?"

"Modest, aren't you?" Naveen snarked.

"What do you mean?" Aladdin asked, glancing up at him. "I'mthe one who lives in the desert."

Naveen stared at him for a bit, not sure whether to laugh out loud or be grateful for his good luck.

"Whatever you say." And he left it at that.

"Does seem to be a silly think to make a poll about, doesn't it?" Adam shook his head, "Kids today care about the weirdest of things."

"Wait a minute." Aladdin squinted at the screen, "These people aren't talking about temperature, they're talking about how attractive we are! These girls…and guys, though why would guys talk about other guys?"

Naveen smiled weakly, "Uuuh…"

"They're rating us on which one of us they are most drawn to!"

"Are you kidding?"

"You can't be serious!"

"Let me see!"

The men leaped over behind Aladdin, each pushing and shoving to get the best look.

Naveen: 197 votes

Shang: 178 votes

Aladdin: 157 votes

John Smith: 135 votes

Eric: 105 votes

Phillip: 73 votes

Adam (Human Form Only): 29 votes

Prince Charming: 18 votes

The Prince: 9 votes

"Whoa."

Aladdin had quite frankly expressed the entire group's reaction. They all stared at the screen in shock, their mouths hanging open. Some out of amazement and pride, some out of disappointment.

"I WIN!" Naveen punched his fist into the air in triumph, the others turning to glare at him. He smiled weakly and lowered his arm.

"I…am I really that unattractive in my human form?" Adam asked, frowning deeply.

"Nah…" Aladdin placed a hand on his shoulder. "It looks like they just like you better in Beast form. Read these comments."

Superbaby454: omg, adam is sooo weird looking as a person. he is soooo much hotter as the beast. and im not a furry or anything.

Reply: Redtuxedo: ikrrrr?

Reply: EdwardLuver: suuuure you aren't. (; lolol

Reply: Trekkieman: ur the one who likes a sparkly vampire

Reply: Sexisugar: LOL, pwned

Aladdin cocked his head to the side. "Never mind. Wha…What are they even talking about?"

"I shall never understand this internet culture." John Smith said as the others nodded. "What's a furry?"

"No idea."

"Beats me."

"Possibly a type of clothing item?"

"Whatever it is;" Smith said, raising his chin, "I'm sure it is a compliment to our dear Beast."

"And besides," he continued, "They were smart enough to rank me fourth highe—I'M BEHIND SHANG!" John leapt from his seat, gaping at the laptop.

"So what?" Aladdin said, "It's a bunch of voters on the internet. Why do you even care?...and Shang, get that smirk off your face." Aladdin thumped the man in the shoulder. He chuckled, turning away from Smith.

"I don't know…" John mumbled, crossing his arms, "I just don't like it."

Shang gave a cough that sounded suspiciously like "sore loser."

"Hey, I don't need you!" John Smith stood, staring at an amused Shang strait in the eye. "I have a gorgeous…love interest, and I don't need a bunch of strangers' approval."

"That right." Naveen said, "You and Shang are the only ones who aren't married to your women."

A look of realization came across Shang and John Smith's faces. They glanced at Naveen, and then each other.

"Indeed. I never noticed that." John Smith said, sitting back down. Shang gave a slight smile, but didn't say anything else. However, that seemed to satisfy John.

Naveen began to reopen the laptop, but hesitated.

"I think we've had enough of the internet for today." He stated, closing it back up. The others nodded, rearranging themselves around the table to continue their normal discussions.