Kyaaa! First letter is iTickTock3478 as America! Thank you!
Dear Iggy,
You finally made one of these! I was waiting when you'd share your craziness with the world y'know. So come over soon, kay? Sorry that I'll butcher more of 'your' English language...
And be prepared for McDonald's. And lots of it.
Sincerely, YOUR HERO!
-Alfred F. Jones
Good Lord, could you at least try to speak the language properly? Stop dropping letters from the words any way you feel like it!
And my name is England. ENG. LAND. Not Iggy. It's like me calling you Amy or something…
Wait, wait, what craziness? The fairies are real, you twat! It's just you're not special enough to see them! They prefer me to you!
Like hell I'm coming around your place again. Last time I was there you left me in the middle of Texas with Mexico so you could go home and grab a burger. I don't even know why you had to go home to get one – you've got those damn McDonald places everywhere – you even managed to weasel some into France, although god only knows how.
Sincerely,
England.