This third Letter is Kitty Kat sending a letter as Kitty. Cute!
Dear Iggy err England,
How are you doing? I hope that everything is going well for you!
So, I have a few questions because, well, I have never met you and you're a country and such.
First off, what is it like being a country? What is the best part and the worst part?
Second, I just wanted to let you know that I know you're not crazy and your faerie fiends are real. Don't listen to anyone saying they're not and you need to go to therapy. Haters gonna hate, you know?
Third, do you really hate the nickname Iggy? What about Artie?
Okay, now we're gonna get a little personal. Uhm... You know that... "Special Relationship" you and America have? Just... How special... Is it?
Speaking of which, do you ever top? I mean, no offence but I can never see you topping. My friend says you can sometimes, but I can only see you topping as a pirate. So who tops; you or America? Or do you take turns? That's kinda sweet too
Anyway, I hope you respond. You're my favorite country (well, tied for first) and I'm happy you are doing this. Oh, and I sent you some tea as well. Enjoy~!
~Kitty
To Kitty,
This is a pleasantly long letter… I better get started then!
It's pretty hectic being a country – even if humans don't realise it, we're always working to form alliances or holding meetings – not that we get anywhere with them, what with the Yank being an Idiot and the Frog being a pervert. I could list a lot of bad things, but the worst is probably how my health changes depending on the economy – I've had a bit of a shaky economy for quite a while now. Imagine a cold which lasts a decade or two. Also, I'm never quite sure if my people's opinions are affected by mine, or if it's the other way around…
There are times when it's hard to think of a good thing about being a nation. Probably the fact that I've been able to experience the lives of some of the most influential people. Shakespeare and Dickens, for one, but not just British. I've also met Ghandi, Descartes, Joan of Arc, Napoleon, Francis 1st, and…
Wait a minute, why are most of them French?
W- well, thank you… Not that it makes me happy that you don't think I'm insane, or anything! It's just… It's nothing!
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R-Really… I don't care at all…
I don't like Iggy. I understand Japan shortening his name for me, but I don't understand why America had to pick it up! And Artie makes me sound like a child…
Hmm, what's next…
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A-ah, it seems I spilt my tea, I, Um… Ahem, I can't read this next part. U- um… W-well…
I… I guess it's special enough… I mean, we're very politically close. America is the first place my boss goes to visit, and vice versa.
T- That's it, I swear!
I… I'm not sure, as a gentleman, I'm comfortable talking about this… although it's not just my pirate era. I was at the peak of my power during Queen Victoria's rule. But I was a gentleman then, and a gentleman doesn't force people into things.
O- Oi! Who just coughed! I'm telling the truth! W-well, most of it…
W- wait, America? H- he's just a kid, there's no chance he could top me! Ha… haha… ha…
Ah, well, thank you for the letter and the tea. You have a very refined taste. Although I ended up choking on it a few times while answering this letter…
Yours sincerely,
England.
Aw, Tsundere England is love… XD