Hey all! This next letter is another from Cross-over-lovers232 as Mary again!
dear mr. kirkland,
I am glad you wrote back so quickly, i know it must be a very busy life style as a nation, lots of paper work and such. I am glad to meet someone who understands the creatures of the fey, i always keep hoping to meet one but i know it would be next to impossible with all the dirty air and water here in America. I live in the first colony named after your virgin queen in a very small town where many people vanished long ago. Do you ever have your feye friends help in pranking Francis? I think it would be a clever plan seeing as how he cannot see them to do something to his food or drink. Do you think it is possible to find a fairy mound in the states? I wouldn't quite mind vanishing into one and never coming out...
In the name of aslan, the son of the epoir over the seas,
Mary
Mary,
It was my pleasure to reply to your letter. It's not often I get the chance to explain the fey – all the nations apart from Norway is too stupid to see them. It's nice to be able to talk about them without being told to shut up.
It's been a long time since I've been to Virginia… I remember going there for the first time with Sir Walter. Now he was a sop… he was almost as dedicated to Queen Elizabeth as I was.
Not many of my fey friends like pranking other people – fairies and unicorns in particular are very gentle – but Flying Mint Bunny and the Pixies are always willing to help! France is, in fact, still looking for his pot of Lilies the Pixies pinched a couple of weeks back. There's over stuff, but, it's, ahem, too vulgar for a gentleman such as myself to explain.
Fairy mounds are quite incredible. I wouldn't know whether or not you could find them in America, but I suppose it's possible some fairies decided to migrate to America… Although I wouldn't suggest vanishing into one. Tricky little buggers, Fairies…
Goblin shoes and leprechaun hats,
England.
I'm really starting to enjoy making up different ending lines… XD