Hey! Next letter is from Aquagrace!
To England/Arthur
Ohhhhhh, you're well handsome and I feel so privileged that you represent my country! I think you're waaaaayyyy better than America or France.
Anyway, If you had to marry a country, who would it be?
And which order does it go in with your brothers from Oldest to Youngest.
Well, that's all from me,
stay handsome (I love your eyebrows), from AquaGrace
To AquaGrace,
A-Ah, thank you… N- not that that makes me happy, you bloody wanker! That doesn't make me happy at all! G- go play on the motorway or something! I'm not happy!
Marry? T- that's a bit extreme, isn't it? Well… I suppose Japan would make a good wife… He's rather feminine as it is, and he's clean and good at cooking…
But he's only a friend… And that blank stare of his is pretty creepy…
Liechtenstein is pretty cute, I guess, and we share the same anthem in different languages, but I worry that her brother would skewer me with a rusty drainpipe if I even look at her the wrong way…
Me and China lived together for a while, but we didn't get along…
I'll make a list of qualities I'd like…
A good cook
Good in bed
Has a history with me
Looks good
Has a stable economy
Lives close to me
There…
…
That looks suspiciously like…
Just a second.
MUST NOT BE FRENCH
There. How's that?
Now, if we use these qualities…
Huh… what is this? There isn't anyone which matches this! What the hell!
Ah, damnit… I suppose there's Belgium, but she doesn't have a very long history with me at all…
My Brothers? Well, Scotland's the oldest, and most obnoxious. He calls me every winter to laugh at the government's lack of preparation for the snow the last few winters. Then there're the Ireland twins, but South – or republic, as he insists on being called – has gone off to live in his own house, and North is rather trigger-happy. Me and Wales are next – we're twins. We don't look alike at all, but that Idiot Yank keeps mistaking Wales for me, and then gets beaten up by Wale's Dragon.
Yeah, Wale's has a dragon. It's called Cadwgan. He's not the only one – Scotland has Nessie, and he occasionally shrinks her down so he can carry her around in a fishbowl, I have my fairies, unicorn and flying mint bunny, and North has a leprechaun that disappears the moment you look away from him, sly bastard.
I suppose Sealand is the youngest, although the others don't really count him as their younger brother.
Well, that's it, really.
Hubble, bubble, boil and trouble,
England.
Ohonhonhonhon, A bit of Tsundere there, Iggy!
Seriously, I could talk all day about the UK brothers.