YATTA! I got a letter from Prussia-sama! XD This is sent by xPuppetxWithoutxStringsx, or Ore-sama Prussia as she's signed here. XD
England,
Hey, I have decided to grace you with my awesomeness!
France and Italy mentioned this the other day at West's house, and being awesome, I had to send a letter!
Your welcome!
Anyway, I know we haven't spoken much but France is always annoying us talking about being shot down by you. It's like I know you already, kesesesese~ How are you and France by the way? With his un-awesome bragging I bet he's gotten some from you by now, ja? I remember him saying something about topping you, kesesese~
Damn, West is home and I'm in his study...
Later,
The awesome Prussia!
Prussia,
I see you haven't changed at all since the seven year's war – you're still as loud and obnoxious as always. I really have to wonder how Germany puts up with you all the time…
Hmm? F- France has been talking about this? Oh, and Italy too… I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to react to that…
Well, I know at least it can't be anything good, if that frog is involved. Let's see now…
Oh, France has been talking about me? I wonder…
W- what? What the fuck has the frog been telling you? I-it's not true, I'm telling you! None of it is true! Don't believe a thing that comes out of his mouth! He's a goddamned liar who can't be trusted to tell the truth!
L- like I'd EVER open myself like that to that frog, of all people! No matter how attractive he is, or how alluring his eyes are, or how he manages to touch all the right places…
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A-ah, I mean, um… I- ignore that…
Bye…
England.
P.S. I heard you're quite the drinker – want to come out drinking with me and my brothers sometime? I warn you, North Ireland is never drunk. NEVER.
I… I love you so much right now… Major… FrUK… XD