Lol, quite a funny one from Alaska Jones here… XD
Dear England,
When I was 11 I didn't get my Hogwarts letter. I just want you to know that I am still extremely pissed about that.
You can just go crawl in a hole for all I care.
~Alaska Jones
Alaska Jones,
I know, I know, I get thousands of letters about that every. Year. It's not my fault – you're just not magically talented enough.
How's having America and Russia as parents going?
Hogs wings and monkey horns,
England.
Ouch! Low blow, England!