Here's another America by iTickTock3478.
Dear Iggy,
No, your Iggy. You may call me your hero, since I'm one anyways. Anyways, I don't really care how I butcher yo language. Cause dats what up fo sho. ^^
Just kidding, brows. But a little slang doesn't kill..right..um..er..git!
Plus if your fairies exist, so does Tony. About the whole Texas and Mexico thing, I'm really sorry! I'm just a little forgetful! Please, pretty please? I'll even choke down a charred scone for you. I'm just that kind. But France actually likes my burgers, secretly. Though he was really offended about the whole fries ordeal saying 'These things are an abomination! How dare you name these after fantastique moi?' yeah.
Sincerely,
Your used to be colony.
P.S. I won the Revolution. Go awesome me.
Idiot Yank,
T- that's… good lord, I must say I am actually speechless at the misuse of my language… I wonder if this is what France feels like whenever what's-his-name speaks Canadian French… And if that was an attempt at English slang, I'm going to go ahead and hang myself. You, dear yank, is what my youth would call "a right Chav".
Forgetful? You forgot about me? How is that any better?
Actually, I've always wondered – why did you call them French fries? I mean, it's not like I didn't get my kicks out of watching France sob in the corner of the World Conference for three straight hours, but I was just curious…
Sincerely,
England.
P.S. You're a twat.
The funny thing is, us English don't often use the word Twat to purposefully offend… it's the same with Git. We're much more inventive and subtle when it comes to actually insulting someone…
Oh, and don't worry about the 2 America's thing! It was fun!
Terrifying, but fun… XD