Saru: Saru here with your disclamer! But first, I want to tell you something very important. This story will NOT be as funny as my other ones.
-Saru rolls on floor laughing her ass off-
Saru:-Wipes tear from eye and giggles- Just Kidding! But, serious the first chapter is kinda boring. Keep reading though it'll get better. Any questions ask. Feel free to REVIEW!! I plan to update either today or tomorrow. So...erm...yeah. Wasn't I supposed to do something tat says is important, even though it's obvious? Oh yeah.
DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWN NARUTO!! WOULD I BE TYPINGT WRITE NOW IF I DID!?
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"What are you doing here, Naruto? This meeting is for graduates only." I turned to my right and came face to stomach with Shikamaru. "Read it and weep, Shikamaru! I
am a ninja, SEE!" I leaned in close to his face and adjusted my headband. "Whatever. You're still troublesome." With that Shikamaru left to take his seat by Chouji. I looked over to Sasgay, I mean SasUKE, I mean Orochimaru's bitch. I tried to control my laughter. It didn't work.
I busted out laughing and tipped back in my chair with my feet on the desk. I accidently pushed to hard and tipped the chair. "Grab onto something!" I grabbed onto the nearest thing, which happened to be Sasuke-teme. My eyes widened. 'Shit! Why him, damnit!' I landed on top of Sasuke and our faces slammed into each other.
And you know what happens when two people's faces slam together? THEY KISS! And you know what happens when two boys kiss? YAOI FANGIRLS ARE CREATED!! And you know what happens when you kiss the boy every girl is after? YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY FANGIRLS!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!
"NARUTO! YOU'RE SOOO DEAD!"(Yeah, this seen is too violent to describe. Let's just say that Naruto ended up with multiple broken bones, bruises, scratches, and a minor concussion. Thank you.)
Just as Naruto thought there'd be no hope for him. Iruka walked in and used his infamous Kyo Hitsu no Jutsu (Big Head Jutsu) and ended the whole thing. 'Who thought Sakura-chan could hit so hard? You'd think she'd be nicer, wanting to be Sasuke's girlfriend. 'I glared at Sasuke-teme, being the ice prick he is he ignored me.
"I would like to welcome you back to the academy and graduate you for passing the exam. From here on out you…'How long is this thing going to last? It's making me hungry. I guess I'll get ramen when this is over.' I take a look around the room to see if anyone is actually listening to Iruka-sensei. 'Okay, Kiba's playing fetch with a
rock under the desk with Akamaru. Chouji's eating a jumbo sized bag of barbeque chips. Shikamaru has his head in his arms and is drooling so much, he's drowning the dust on his desk. Sakura-chan and Ino are staring at Sasuke-teme as if hot bowl of Miso Ramen. Psh. As if. Shino's talking to one of his bugs. That's so cool. Hinata's poking her fingers together again and her face is red. I wonder why she came today is she's sick?' I shift my eyes to the last person in the classroom I
know, Sasuke. I glared him. 'Why does Sakura-chan like him so much? What the hell is so awesome about him?" I glared at Sasuke-teme again, this time he glared back. I glared harder. He glared harder. "And now, for team assignments."
I looked at Iruka-sensei. 'It's about time! Jeez, I'm starving!' 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (insert random unimportant names here), Team 7: Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and
Uzumaki Naruto under Hatake Kakashi. 'Great! Just Great! I'm on a team with Sasuke- teme! But, Sakura-chans on my team too!' Team 8: Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino under Yuuhi
Kurenai. Team 9 is still active. Team 10: Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, and Akimichi Chouji under Sarutobi Asuma. Your senseis will be here momentarily, until then wait here.