Next is a rather Hyper letter from Ghost-dark as Hawaii. XD
Heya Brows,
Still bein' all tsundere? Tsun~tsun~dere~dere~!
Guess what? I beat Maine in a chocolate eating contest! WOOHOO! Ifeelreallypumped! Ormaybeit'sthesugar!
You got chocolate? Don't lie to me!
Maybe Alaska got chocolate! Chocolatechocolatechocolate!
Stay fresh,
Hawaii
P.S. CHOOOOCOLAAAAATE! Send me some!
P.P.S. If ya don't know, I'm a DUDE!
P.P.P.S I think Maine ate too much. OH MY GOD, WHAT IF HE'S DEAD!
Hawaii,
… Wow. Just… Wow.
Who the hell gave you two chocolate? More importantly, who the hell gave you enough chocolate to have a competition?
Okay, I want you to walk to the nearest patch of water and stick your head in it to cool yourself off.
Of course I have chocolate, who do you think I am? I'm the birthplace of Cadbury's, for heaven's sakes! I always have chocolate!
Somehow I don't think Alaska would have any chocolate. Go bother America for some. Or not… his chocolate's crap…
Sincerely,
England.
P.S. NO.
P.P.S. I think I gathered that the last time you sneaked into my house for chocolate…
P.P.P.S. W-what? Died of Chocolate? Um… Try feeding him a crème egg.
Yes, Us Brits value our chocolate. Don't mess with the chocolate, bitch. You can insult Roast Beef, you can insult Fish and Chips, Hell, you can even insult Tea at a push, but insult chocolate and we're taking you down.