Here's Kitty Kat again as Kitty!
Dear Arthur,
See I didn't write Iggy or Artie!
Anyway, thanks for responding to my letter! And I'm sorry I made you cough on your tea. I'm just curious, you know?
So this year, I started an Anime Club at my very small school. Do you know what anime is? it's those shows Kiku always talks about. I was wondering how to get some more people interested in the club. We've had parties and we watch shows, but we've never had more than ten people show up. I also feel like I'm not being a good enough president. Like, I feel that I'm not the best person for the job. Any advice?
I would also like to ask a few questions about you too, Arthur. Just what does make your food so bad? Or at least, everyone says it's bad. Personally, I love fish and chips. I have also always wondered who is Sealand's mommy and daddy? I mean... You both have the same name...
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the tea! I wish you very well!
Much love,
Kitty
Kitty,
No, you didn't. Thank you, I guess…
I vaguely know about Anime… Sealand has recently become extremely interested in it, and won't stop jabbering in my ear about it.
I see why you would be worried… But, talking from experience, I've always found a small group who all enjoy something to be much better than a large group who are only vaguely interested. Why do you think all the great empires, including both of mine, crumbled? A smaller group means much less rioting.
A good leader never doubts themselves! They're strong and loyal to their group! And they don't arrange damn marriages with damn frogs without telling you beforehand…
A-ah, but since it's a school club, maybe making sure everyone has fun? Regular events and all that lot…
My food isn't bad! It's just that everyone else is too conceited! They don't understand the value of good, sturdy food that's been created with the knowledge and wisdom of the British Empire!
Sealand? Well, since he was made by humans, as opposed to being a natural piece of land, he doesn't actually have a parent – but please don't tell him that! I really don't want to be stuck listening to him complain about it. He calls Sweden his dad, though, and Finland his mum – although, as far as I can gather, Finland isn't too pleased with that…
My human name, however, is different – Henry 8th was the one who called me Arthur after both his brother and King Arthur of the Round Table, and the name Kirkland was introduced to me later when me and my brothers all took it. As Sealand is seen as my brother, the only logical choice was to share my surname with him…
I hope that answers all of your questions,
England.
For anyone who didn't know, Henry 8th's older Brother, Arthur, was killed in battle before he could become king. That, combined with the fact Henry had an obsession with the old Arthurian ideas, often holding balls and joust's with an Arthurian theme, leads me to think that he would have been the one to name England.