Deidara is a nineteen year old. He works at a CSI as an assistant to his uncle Minato. He takes care of his younger slightly retarded and partly blind younger brother (16) Tobi. His mother is dead; and his father (Zabuza) is a bastard that use to abuse Tobi. Deidara moved out with Tobi at the age of seventeen. Anywho, before I bore you to death with the summary...pairings are Deidara/who every gets the most votes. (Note voting poll will not be open until third chapter.) Naruto/Tobi/Sasuke (I know, how am I gonna pull that one off?) Zabuza/OFC, Zabuza/Haku, Minato/Kus, Jiraya/Tsunade, Oro/Kabu, Iruka/Kakashi, Gai/Anko(odd), One-sided Sakura/Sasuke, Lee/Sakura, One-sided Hinata/Naruto, Hinata/OMC, Kiba/Shino, One-sided Ino/Sasuke, Ino/Choji, Shik/Tem, Gaara/Neji, Ten-Ten/Kan, and many more!

"Night, Aniki." And out like a light...

Deidara smiled as he quietly left the room and headed for the front room. He cut on the T.V and decided to watch some.

"Yo! Kazu's ass is coming to pick me up." Hiden told Deidara, who nodded his head.

"Another date?"

"Better be a good one. His ass is so fucking cheep! I don't know why I fuck with his ass." Hiden complied.

"Cause he's hott and rich." Deidara pointed out.

"Hm...oh, yeah! He is fucking hott, isn't he?" Hiden said with a smirk. "You know, he still has those single friends of his."

"You say that every time you're going out. I don't like blind dates."

"Still."

"If you like them so much, you go out with them."

"Would, but you know how possessive of a fucker Kazu gets. Can't go fucking around on him. He thinks he fucking owns me. Fucking damn bastard." Hiden complied.

"You know you love him." Deidara teased, causing Hiden to get flustered.

"Pheesh." Hiden waved a hand as if to dismiss that thought. He then looked slightly sad. "Sides...its like he loves money more than me."

"Are you ready, Tobi?" Deidara asked Tobi, who shook his head and sniffed.

"No, make Tobi go?" Tobi sobbed. Deidara sighed. He wanted to cave in so bad, and yesterday's incident only fueled it. Just as he was about to cave in, someone knocked on the passenger side window. Deidara looked over in confusion and curisty to see a kid with short blond hair and blues smiling at them. Tobi stopped crying and wiped his face.

"Aniki! It's the other person nice to me!" Tobi exclaimed as he waved at Naruto. Deidara raised an eyebrow as Tobi quickly unbuckled his belt and opened the door. His eye twitched as Tobi started to walk off with the blond.

"Lots..." Deidara whispered even though Tobi, probably didn't hear.

"Of love!" Tobi yelled back as he blew Deidara as kiss before he ran in the school with the blond. Deidara smiled and drove off.

"Maybe it won't be so bad today...?"

Later that day...

TOBI'S POV

I looked around as Naruto-kun introduced me to his friends while we sat down to eat. All of them looked really nice; and they liked Tobi-I mean me... Rin-san said not to call myself Tobi...

END OF TOBI'S POV

"WOW!" Kiba-san exclaimed when Tobi pulled out a big pinic basket.

"What's in there?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Dei likes for me to have my vitamins, pills, three course meal, plate, napkins, spork, juice cup, and pepper spray!" Tobi explained as he started pulling out all of the items.

"Wow that's a lot." Ten-Ten stated; everyone nodded their head in agreement.

"What's pepper spray for?" Shino asked curiously.

"Dei said use it when people try to do naughty things to Tobi!" Tobi exclaimed as he tilted his head cutely. "What are naughty things? Dei said kissing and stuff...what is the stuff? Naruto, will you tell me?"

"Um..." Naruto was at a loss for words as his face turned red.

"Oh, show me! Hiden said I learn best when someone shows me! Show me the naughty things." Tobi said as he leaned towards Naruto. "Do naughty things to me."

"GAHHH!" Naruto passed out with blood running down his nose.

"He's fine now, isn't he?" Deidara asked Tobi through the phone speaker.

"Yes..."

"Then, he's not sick." Deidara told Tobi.

"Yea! Oh! I gotta go, Aniki, Sasuke-kun said time for class! Love you!"

"Love you too." As soon as Deidara said that, Tobi hung up the phone. Deidara sighed as he went back to looking into the microscope.

"Tobi." It was more like a statement than a question. Itachi always had a knack for that.

"Yeah." Deidara answered as he wrote down some notes and started to compare other notes.

"How is he progressing?" Itachi asked.

"So far so good, yeah." Deidara answered. "It seems like he's making friends."

"Whose making friends?" Minato asked curiously as he walked into the room holding a tray of specimen.

"Tobi is." Itachi answered as he started up his laptop. "Are those the germs that we were suppose to grow and study?"

"Yeah, they're ready and ripe! Let's compare these to the ones at the scene of the crime." Minato told Itachi as he placed the tray on the table. Itachi and Deidara nodded their heads. "Oh, by the way, Itachi?"

"Yes?"

"Kisame told me to tell he'll be able to pick you up after all today." He told Itachi, who nodded his head and smiled a little. "Happy?"

"We haven't been spending much time together. He's working on some sort of custody case with Kazuza." Itachi told them.

"Hiden's been complaining about it to Kazuza, yeah." Deidara told them. "He's getting really pissed about Kazuza."

"I'm sure they'll work it out. Now, Deidara get the projection up on the board. Itachi have the data input program up and running."

Tobi was waiting for Sasuke, who was arguing with Naruto.

"Sas-kun, I am tired." Tobi complained, causing Sasuke to look at him with a slight blush. Naruto pouted.

"Why is he Sas-kun? I don't get a nick-name!" Naruto said sulkily. Tobi hugged him.

"Don't be sad! I'll call you Naru-kun!" Tobi told Naruto, who smirked at Sasuke from over Tobi's shoulder. Sasuke glared.

"Let's go, Tobi." Sasuke told Tobi, who let go of Naruto. "I'll walk you to the car."

"I'll go to." Naruto quickly said as he grabbed Tobi's hand and started dragging him. Sasuke glared at Naruto as he grabbed Tobi's other hand and started dragging him FASTER to the pick up point for cars.

"Oh!" Tobi exclaimed as Naruto took off in a sprint, followed by Sasuke. He was saved by Hiden plucking him from their grasp.

"What the fuck are you guys doing?" Hiden asked in irritation. "I'm suppose to bring him back in one fucking piece."

"Hid-chan!" Tobi exclaimed happily. "We were racing."

"So, it seems. And what did I tell you about calling me Hid-chan?" Hiden asked as he rolled his eyes.

"Don't call you fucking Hid-chan cause you're no pussy." Tobi answered, earning a pat on the head from Hiden. Sasuke and Naruto looked surprised that Tobi would say such words. "Where is Dei-de?"

"He's getting off late; he won't be home till around 10:00. Kazuza is coming over." Hiden told Tobi as he opened the door for him. He waited until Tobi was in and buckled up, then he closed the door, walked around the car, and got in. "If he can pull his fucking ass from his fucking desk that is..."

"Bye Naru-kun and Sas-kun." Tobi said as he waved at them as they drove off. Naruto and Sasuke waved at him, then glared at each other.

"Back off, Teme!"

"No, you back off, Dobe."

"What do you think of ice cream and pizza for dinner?" Hiden asked as he held the phone in his hand. Tobi looked up from watching reruns of Ugo Ugo Lhuga.

"Yea!" Tobi cheered, earning a chuckle from Hiden. Hiden left the room to make some calls. After he left, there was a knock on the door. "I get it!"

Tobi ran to the door before Hiden could run and stop him.

"Kazuza-san." Tobi greeted Kazuza who patted him on the head as he gently pushed him back through the doorway and closed the door behind him. Hiden looked at Kazuza in surprise.

"Your ass actually came." He said as he watched Kazuza take off his coat and shoes. Kazuza rolled his eyes.

"You asked me didn't you?"

"Never stopped you from before." Hiden told him, then spoke to Tobi. "The pizza's on its way, Kiddo. Your favorite."

"Yea!" Tobi cheered. (In case you were wondering, his favorite is...cheese...yep...kind of plain...anyway...)

"And mine."

"NO!" Tobi shouted. (FYI: Hiden's is anchovy.) Before he could throw a tantrum, Obi ran out of the room. "Obi, you're awake!"

Tobi ran to his "playroom" with Obi following him. This left Hiden and Kakuza alone.

"You know, when you called me earlier today...I thought when you wanted to meet me that it would be just you and me." Kazuza told Hiden, who rolled his eyes.

"Pheesh! Maybe that was the fucking case yesterday, the day before, oh! And the fucking day before that!" Hiden hissed at Kazuza, whose eyes narrowed slightly.

"I told you that I'm working on a very important case." Kazuza told Hiden with annoyance leaking in his tone. "It's...it's very important."

"More fucking important than spending time with your damn fi'ance?" Hiden shouted at Kazuza. "Whose been more than enough fucking patient with his shitty excuse for a lover!"

"Patient? That's what YOU call patient?" Kazuza said with a snort.

"If you actually PAID more fucking attention to me, you'd notice. For fucks sake...we...we don't...even make love anymore...we haven't kissed in days...fucked in weeks..." Hiden finished weakly. He quickly turned around and crossed his arms to hide his tears. Unknown to them, Tobi peeked his head around the corner in slight fear.

He watched as Kazuza sighed and walked up to Hiden. He put his arms around Hiden, who struggled a little.

"Don't be like that, Wild Cat." Kazuza told Hiden as he turned in around. He kissed the tears off of Hiden's face passionatly. He then kissed Hiden's lips hard. "I'm sorry..."

"Fucker." Hiden whispered against Kazuza's lips. Kazuza nibbled on Hiden's lips than trailed kisses down to his neck while he started pulling Hiden's shirt while open.

"Your fucker." Kazuza said with a smirk as his right hand toyed with Hiden's nipple (causing him to moan) and his left hand went for Hiden's zipper. "I'm gonna fuck you so hard..."

"What's fuck mean when he says it like that?" Tobi asked, casuing Hiden to push Kazuza away. "Was Kazuza fucking you, yet?"

"SHIT!"

"And that's why you should wait for the person you truly love to give yourself to." Hiden finished explaining as he tucked in a tired Tobi. "Understand?"

"Yeah...Night Hid-kun." Tobi said sleeply. Tobi yawned as he cuddled Obi. Hiden smiled and stood up.

"Night, Kid." He whispered as he left the room and cracked the door slightly. He walked into the living room and saw a snoring Kazuza. He snorted and walked over. He was about to wake him, but then remembered how tired he was. He frowned.

Whatever this case was, it was tearing Kazuza apart slowly...the same for Kiasme. Hiden wished Kazuza would discuss what was wrong. He sighed and sat down next to Kazuza. He rested his head and snuggled into Kazuza's chest. He closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep.

"Night my hard ass..." Right before he went to sleep, he heard a whisper of "Night my little hell raiser."

At 10:10, Deidara walked tiredly into the house. He didn't even bother taking off his coat are shoes. He shut and locked the door to the house, went to his room, and passed out. Today, he worked really hard so that he could have tomorrow off with Tobi. It felt like he was gonna pass out, which he did. He went to sleep with the thought of this was one of his worse days ever...however...he had no idea of what tomorrow held...

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