Deidara is a nineteen year old. He works at a CSI as an assistant to his uncle Minato. He takes care of his younger slightly retarded and partly blind younger brother (16) Tobi. His mother is dead; and his father (Zabuza) is a bastard that use to abuse Tobi. Deidara moved out with Tobi at the age of seventeen. Anywho, before I bore you to death with the summary...pairings are Deidara/who every gets the most votes. (Note voting poll will not be open until third chapter.) Naruto/Tobi/Sasuke (I know, how am I gonna pull that one off?) Zabuza/OFC, Zabuza/Haku, Minato/Kus, Jiraya/Tsunade, Oro/Kabu, Iruka/Kakashi, Gai/Anko(odd), One-sided Sakura/Sasuke, Lee/Sakura, One-sided Hinata/Naruto, Hinata/OMC, Kiba/Shino, One-sided Ino/Sasuke, Ino/Choji, Shik/Tem, Gaara/Neji, Ten-Ten/Kan, and many more!
"Tch! Kazuza had this coming to him for awhile." Hiden said with a deep frown. "I fucking love him with all my fucking heart...but...that bastard...he'll always choose money over my feelings. Did you know our anniversary was last month...? Kazuza and I made reservations to the most expensive restaurant months in advance...that bastard, that FUCKING BASTARD...he sold our reservations to another couple for triple the price! We ended up getting take out a Burger King. Can you believe that! Fucking Burger King! Before that..." Hiden trailed off with tears in his eyes.
"Go on." Diedara encouraged him with a look of understanding in his eyes. Hiden took a breath and continued.
"I...I caught him kissing another fucking person! I stood there, thinking maybe its a mistake. But hell no! They were sucking faces pretty good. It turned out to be some bitch named fill-in-the-blank. She was a fucking client of his and said she would pay him a fucking couple of thousand extra to make her shitty ex husband jealous. Fucker didn't even flinch that I knew that he kissed SOMEONE ELSE." Hiden paused as he tried to sallow around the emotional lump in his throat. "There's so many damn things that he's done...its not even fucking funny. In fact...I wonder if...if he ever would have dated me if it weren't for that fucking dare Kisame gave him. He...he basically dated me for fucking money. Whose to say that he still isn't getting paid? I wonder if they fucker even loves me...it hurts...it hurts fucking much..."
"Hiden..." Diedara whispered as he embraced a sobbing Hiden. "It'll be okay...it just has too."
Tobi yawned as he woke up early with a grin. He quietly got of bed, trying not to wake Deidara (who slept with him in the bed). He quietly tip-toed to the kitchen and opened the fridge. Today, he was gonna cook his Aniki and Hiden-kun breakfast. Tobi noticed that all week, they had been acting funny and not in the good way. Tobi didn't like it when they both kept looking sad and about to cry.
He pulled out some two bowls, two spoons, a plate, and a knife out of the cabinet. He placed them on the table and got the milk and cereal out of the fridge and cub board. He sat them on the table and got out some bread and jelly. Tobi decided to fix Hiden's sandwich first so he picked up the knife and started to spread the jelly.
"TOBI!" Deidara shouted in panic, causing Tobi to jump in surprise and cut himself.
"Ah!" Tobi dropped the knife and started at his bleeding hand. Deidara ran into the kitchen followed by Hiden. Deidara gasped when he saw Tobi bleeding and frozen. He quickly rushed up to him and wrapped a dish rag around Tobi's wound. "Tobi bad..."
"Not bad. You're not bad." Deidara told Tobi, who started to shake a little.
"No...bad...Tobi..."
"Tobi! Look! Look at me!" Deidara shouted, causing Tobi to look at him and be knocked out of his stupor.
"Aniki?"
"Yeah, its me." Deidara said in relief to him, he then looked back at Hiden. "Can you get the first aid kit."
"Yea." Hiden quickly left to get it out of the bathroom.
"How did you cut yourself?" Deidara asked Tobi after he sealed Tobi's bandage with a kiss.
"I was making breakfast for Aniki and Hi-kun. I got scared when Aniki shouted and hurt Tobi." Tobi said, reverting in and out of third person speech. Deidara sighed, causing Tobi to look down slightly.
"Sorry..."
"It's nothing. It's my fault I shouted." Deidara told him with a smile. "Let's go out to eat."
"But what about school?" Tobi asked curiously.
"You can stay home today." He told Tobi, who shouted in excitement. "We'll spend the morning together."
"Can Hi-kun come to?" Tobi asked, causing Hiden to roll his eyes.
"I can ask for my fucking self." Hiden told Tobi, who blushed slightly. Hiden ruffled his hair up. "I'm coming anyway."
"Hiden..." Tobi whined as he tried to straighten his hair back up, but Hiden kept ruffling it. "Aniki!"
"Hiden." Deidara said as he rolled his eyes with a light smile on his face.
"Brat." Hiden only ruffled Tobi's hair harder.
"Aniki!"
"Hiden!"
"But..." Tobi sniffed from the couch next to Hiden. They had just gotten back from a walk in the park. "Do you have to go?"
"Yes, but I'll be back right after I meet this lawyer." Deidara told Tobi, who sniffed again.
"What do you need a lawyer for?" Tobi asked Deidara, who frowned slightly. He glanced at Hiden, who shook his head.
"Just things. I'll tell you tonight." Deidara told Tobi. Hiden was right, now wasn't the time... "Call my cell if its an emergency. See ya."
With that he was gone. Tobi turned his sad eyes on Hiden.
"Come on, don't look so fucking sad." Hiden told Tobi, who tilted his head. "Let's do something."
"Can...can we bake some stuff for Aniki so he'll feel better and want be so sad?" Tobi asked Hiden, who frowned a little. "Tobi saw that Aniki was crying last night and being sad. You too Hi-kun. You sad and Kazuza-san has not come by. Are you mad at him? Did you two not "fuck"?"
"First of all, you never ask someone if they "fucked" or not. Not if you're not as old as them." Hiden told Tobi, who nodded his head. "Second...you won't be seeing anymore of Kazuza...the bastard didn't even TRY to call." Hiden whispered the last part to himself.
"Why not? He gave Tobi money for pocky." Tobi asked Hiden, who smiled slightly.
"Bastard, he always did have a soft spot for you." Hiden mumbled, then shook his head. "It's too fucking complicated."
"..." Tobi frowned and crossed his arms. "It's something to do with Tobi."
"No, it doesn't." Hiden told Tobi, who shook his head.
"It does! Dei-dei was crying cause of Tobi. Dei told Tobi in sleep that he was scared for Tobi." Tobi told Hiden, who sighed.
"It's nothing. Let's bake some of those damn chunky fudge brownies. Deidara fucking loves does." Hiden told Tobi, who cheered and ran to the kitchen. Hiden was glad for Tobi's ADD for once. "Don't forget to wash your damn hands."
"Hands is washed." Tobi said excitedly as he ran into the kitchen.
"Alright. First aprons." Hiden told Tobi as he put on his apron, which was red with black writing that said "Sex at work". He then helped Tobi put on his apron, which was orange with blue writing that said "Cute as a button". "Now, the ingredients! Eggs!"
"Check!"
"Butter!"
"Check!"
"flour!"
"Check!"
"Chocolate!"
"Check!"
"Fudge!"
"Check!"
"Shortening!"
"Check!"
"Bowl!"
"Check!"
"Mixing spoon!"
"Check!"
"Baking pan!"
"Check!"
"Let's get to some fucking baking!"
"Check-I mean, YEA!" Tobi cheered.
Deidara sighed as he walked into his shared home. That jerk Sasori never even came to meet him. He waited for two hours and all he got was a phone call telling him that the secretary made a mistake and that they could meet tomorrow. To which, Deidara told his secretary that he couldn't get another day off of work. The secretary then reminded Deidara of how busy "Sasori-sama's" time was. This pissed Deidara off, so he informed the secretary that it was HER fault that Deidara couldn't meet Sasori, because SHE had given him the wrong time. He also informed her that if he EVER spoke to Sasori that he was gonna give him his opinion of HER and it wouldn't be no where nice.
Needless to say, he had an appointment tomorrow at 3:20. Hiden was working tomorrow, so that meant that it was up to Deidara to pick Tobi up and they would both have to go to Sasori's office tomorrow. Damn. Speaking of Tobi, where is he and Hiden. It was quiet, too quiet.
"Tobi?" Deidara called out as he slipped his shoes off and walked into the living room. He heard giggling come from the kitchen and gasped when he saw how everything was covered in chocolate sauce. Before he could go into a rant, Hiden threw chocolate sauce at him. PLOP!
Deidara stood there for awhile, in stupor. He was shaken out of it when Tobi pointed at him and started laughing.
"You think that funny, huh?" Deidara asked Tobi as he stalked forward towards a slightlly scared Tobi. He then rushed forward and grabbed a glob of chocolate sauce off of the counter and threw it at Tobi, who ducked. It hit Hiden on the face, who quickly retaliated by throwing some. They kept throwing back and forth until they heard a dig. While, Tobi and Deidara were still fighting, Hiden got the done brownies out of the oven, placed them on the stove, and cut the oven off.
"Damn, this is kitchen is in a fucking mess." Hiden exclaimed as he got out the clean supplies.
"So, what is this?" Deidara asked as he started to clean the counters with a wet rag and some cleaning solution.
"Tobi and Hi-kun made happy brownies!" Tobi told Deidara, who raised an eyebrow.
"Happy brownies?"
"To make you and Hi-kun stop crying." Tobi told Deidara as he helped Hiden started to clean the cabinets and refrigerator. Hiden and Deidara shot each other a look that said they would talk later.
"Let's clean this up and then wash up ourselves. By then, the brownies will be ready to eat." Deidara told them.
"Night, Aniki." Tobi said as he gave a cute kitten-like yawn and snuggled into Obi's side.
"Night, Tobi." Deidara whispered as he kissed Tobi on his head. He left the room and closed the door halfway. He walked to the couch and flopped down next to Hiden.
"..."
"..."
"So, spill. What is the fucking situation?" Hiden asked nervously. Deidara frowned deeply. "That bad...?"
"We didn't meet today. That stupid secretary of his told me the wrong day by accident. I can't get anymore time off for a while..." Deidara told Hiden, who growled lowly.
"Fucking bitch."
"Anyway, I'm meeting him tomorrow at 3:20." Deidara told Hiden, who frowned slightly.
"What about Tobi?" Hiden asked.
"I'm still picking him up...he's..." Deidara sighed tiredly. "He's going with me."
"Are you sure? I could see if I could take the fucking day off." Hiden asked Deidara, who shook his head.
"You can't afford to take another day either, Mister-I-don't-want-to-work-because-Kazuza-might-see-me." Deidara taunted Hiden, who pouted and glared a little at him.
"Hear the asshole's been asking 'bout me. Fucking can't come straight to my face. He hasn't even fucking called me since I kicked his ass out a couple of days ago." Hiden told Deidara, who nodded his head.
"I heard from Itachi that him and Kisama are working hard so that they can be thorough for the case against us." Deidara told Hiden, who looked down sadly. "Hiden, they can't help whose case they take."
"They had to have known...when he went to their fucking office, he had to have told them." Hiden told Deidara. "I kind of miss the fucking bastard..."
"It's natural." Deidara told Hiden as he put his arms around him in comfort. "You probably won't even see him tomorrow."
"Yea...you're right. Tuesdays are his busiest days. He'll stay for the money." Hiden joked humorlessly as he shook his head.
NEXT MORNING
"Bye, Aniki!" Tobi told Deidara as he kissed him then got out of the car.
"Lots of-"
"Love." Tobi finished and turned around for school. He blinked when Naruto and Sasuke seemed to appear out of no where. "Good morning Naru-kun and Sasu-kun."
"Good morning." They said at the same time, then glared at each other. Tobi smiled happily and quickly walked towards school. The principle wanted to talk to him this morning.
"Hello, Principle-san." Tobi greeted adorably with a wide grin as he sat down in a chair. Tsunade gave him a smile back. "Tobi, good boy."
"Yes, you are." Tsunade agreed with him, then told him. "Tobi, the reason I called you into my office was to tell you that I would like to move you into the more advance classes. Even though its sometimes hard for you to pay attention, once you've read the materials and studied them...What I'm trying to say is that I would like to move you to 11th grade."
"..." Tobi frowned slightly. "Tobi is in 9 grade...but Tobi suppose to be in 8 grade. Tobi liked moving up cause Tobi had no friends...but...Tobi has lots of friends."
"You wouldn't lose your friends. You won't have the same classes as them, but you would be able to see them." Tsunade told Tobi, who shook his head. "Think of your potential. I would have moved you to 12th grade, but I don't want to transition you too fast."
"Tobi, doesn't want to go." Tobi told Tsunade. "Aniki told Tobi that Tobi is fine as long as...To-I...As long as I am happy; and I am happy."
"Your overprotective, brother just wants to smoother-" Tsunade started, but Tobi jumped out of his chair, causing it to be knocked on the ground.
"Tobi has good brother! Don't ever fucking talk about Tobi's aniki, bitch! I'll fucking kill you." Tobi shouted at Tsunade, whose mouth went wide open. Tobi's eyes then widen and he covered his mouth. "Uh-oh."
Hiden sighed as he gave the customer his change. It was boring, so boring today. He jumped when his pocket vibrated. He quickly picked it up when he saw the caller ID.
"What's wrong with Tobi?" Hiden asked, refraining from swear words.
"There is nothing wrong with him, other then the fact that he is suspended overnight. He can come to school tomorrow. I tried to reach his older brother, but I couldn't. Could you come and pick him up?" Tsunade asked Hiden, who sighed.
"Fuck...I mean yea." Hiden said, then hung up the phone.
"What's wrong?" Orochimaru asked, causing Hiden to shiver.
"That was the school calling for my friends brother. He needs someone to pick him up." Hiden told Orochimaru, whose eyes flickered in curiosity.
"Is that the boy who was in the picture that you were showing Iruka?" Orochimaru asked. Hiden nodded. His eyes then narrowed when a slight smile came to Orochimaru's face.
"Why don't you pick him up and bring him here? He can sit in the break-room." Orochimaru told Hiden, who looked at him suspiciously. "It's either that or get pay deducted for last minute dropping out of work."
"Fine."
"I'm here, so what did squirt do?" Hiden asked as he leaned against the wall. Tsunade frowned slightly.
"I believe it best for him to cool down for a day." Tsunade told Hiden, who raised an eyebrow.
"For what?"
"I said bad words cause she say bad things about Aniki." Tobi told Hiden, who nodded his head in understanding.
"So, she caused it."
"EXCUSE ME!" She said with a growl.
"You shouldn't have bad mouth Deidara. He's doing the best that he can. If you have something to say, say it to his fucking face." Hiden told her as he stood up straight. "Let's get the fuck out of here."
"Kay!" Tobi said happily as he stood up. They both left a pissed off Tsunade in the wake.
"Listen up, Kid." Hiden told Tobi, who tilted his head. "When we get here, you're going to the break-room."
"Break-room?"
"That's the place where people who work there go for something to eat or to talk and rest or some shit. I don't fucking care." Hiden explained to him, then said. "I want you to be careful around the boss. His name is Orochimaru, stay clear of him. Got it?"
"Orochimaru, stay clear of him! Got it." Tobi repeated. Hiden nodded his head.
"Good."
MEANWHILE WITH DEIDARA
"The test points to death at approximately 1.3 weeks ago." Deidara told Itachi, who nodded. "What a sick bastard."
"What kind of human would want to kill another?" Itachi asked sadly as he shook his head. "Dei...its time for our 40 minute lunch break."
"Good, I think I'll catch up on some sleep." Deidara told Itachi as he headed to a room that was set aside for those who stayed overnight. He laid down and fell into an uneasy sleep. His last thought was...something isn't right.
"Remember what I said." Hiden told Tobi as he walked out of the room. Tobi pulled out a blank piece of paper and coloring pencils. After 10 minutes of drawing, Tobi heard the door open. He looked up and saw a pale tall, skinny man.
"Hello, there Tobi." He greeted as he basically slithered up to Tobi. "What's that you have there?"
"A picture of Obi, Tobi's dog!" Tobi told Orochimaru, who leaned over him to see the picture.
"It's a very good picture." He told Tobi, earning a beaming smile. "Can you draw anything else?"
"Oh, Tobi has many drawings in his book." Tobi flipped his drawing book to the beginning and showed Orochimaru all his pictures. He barely noticed Orochimaru's hand on his shoulder until it squeezed his shoulder lightly. Tobi looked up and tilted his head as Orochimaru's hand ran down his arms lightly. "What's your name, Mister?"
"You can call me Orochimaru." He told Tobi, who frowned lightly. "Don't go frowning. What's wrong?"
"I..." Tobi didn't know if he should tell him that Hiden said to stay away or what. He also tried to figure how to get away.
"Want some pocky?"
"Pocky?" Tobi ate it happily while Orochimaru watched him hungrily. He licked his lips as if Tobi was a meal.
"You can have all you want if you give me a little kiss." Orochimaru told Tobi after he finished it. Tobi titled his head. Tobi had never really kissed anyone but Dei-Dei, Hi-kun, and Itachi-kun. Should he kiss this stranger for pocky. Hiden told him to stay away. "Just a peck on the cheek."
Slowly Tobi leaned forward to Orochimaru, who tilted his cheek towards Tobi. As soon as Tobi's lips touched his cheeks, Orochimaru turned his head and kissed Tobi on the lips. Tobi gasped, causing Orochimaru to deepen the kiss a slight bit. When he pulled away, he gave a smirk at Tobi's red cheeks.
"How did that feel, Tobi?" Orochimaru asked Tobi, who blushed again.
"Tobi feels tingly, like magic." Tobi told Orochimaru, who leaned forward again to whisper in the naive boy's ear.
"I can make you feel like that all over." He told Tobi, who kept blushing. Orochimaru's hand traveled down Tobi's face to his chest towards his groin aread. He quickly pulled away when the door opened. "I have to go, but let's keep the pocky deal between you and me. You can have all you want anytime you come visit."
"..." Iruka frowned deeply when Orochimaru walked out of the room, leaving a slightly red faced and dazed Tobi. "Tobi, did something happened?"
"..." Tobi bit his bottom lip. He couldn't tell Iruka what was wrong. That would let him know that he didn't listen to Hiden; and he didn't stay away from Orochimaru. "No, Tobi just don't feel good."
"Are you sure?" Iruka asked as he sat besides him. Tobi nodded his head. "Let's get you something to eat. You probably hadn't eaten since this morning and are feeling it."
12-1PM is known for being the busiest hour at the restaurant that Hiden worked at. He absolutely hated it. There was nothing he hated more at the moment.
"Hello, Hiden." A familiar voice said, causing Hiden to look up startled. Take that back...there was something he hated more at the moment.
"Kazuza..."
MEANWHILE WITH TOBI
"Tobi, doesn't want to be touched there." Tobi told Orochimaru who had one hand on the back of his neck and another heading towards his privates.
"Don't you want to feel tingly?" He asked Tobi, who frowned. Tobi shook his head and was about to say no, when Orochimaru started stroking him softly. This brought a light blush to his face. "Feels good, doesn't it?"
"Tobi...I...Aniki." Tobi panted in pleasure as he felt his body respond by leaning into Orochimaru's hand.
"So young and beautiful...like my Sasuke..." Orochimaru whispered as he started to kiss Tobi's neck. Tobi quivered in pleasure when Orochimaru started lightly sucking on his ear as his hand that wasn't stroking Tobi went down and played with his nipples. "So young and supple...give into me."
"Ah...AH!" Tobi shouted as he came in Orochimaru's hand. He watched as Orochimaru licked his hand clean with a satisfied look. Tobi also watched tiredly as Orochimaru grabbed Tobi's hand with one hand and unzipped his pants and took out his penis with the other. He put Tobi's hand on his penis, causing Tobi to gasp and try to pull away weakly. "Shouldn't..."
"There's nothing wrong with it." Orochimaru told Tobi as he held his hand there. He shivered as he used his hands to place Tobi's around his erection and moved it back and forth. "Fuck...that feels good. Such a good boy..."
"..." Tobi weakly struggled, still feeling weak from his first organism ever. After about 2 minutes, Orochimaru came in his and Tobi's hands and a little on Tobi's face. Tobi frowned as Orochimaru lifted his hand licked his and Tobi's hands clean. He then licked Tobi's face clean. "I want Aniki. This bad."
"If you tell you Aniki what happened, don't you know he won't want you?" Orochimaru said, earning a gasp from Tobi. Tobi shook his head.
"Aniki want Tobi." Tobi told Orochimaru confidently.
"Not if you're a bad boy." Orochimaru had "accidentally" overheard some of Tobi's past from Hiden talking to Iruka. Tobi frowned slightly. "No one likes a bad child. They beat them and lock them in the closet."
"Aniki...not beat me." Tobi told Orochimaru, who chuckled as he put himself away back into his pants.
"Then, why is he going to a lawyer. If you act bad, he'll let the lawyer take you away." He told Tobi, then asked. "You don't want to go back to where you use to be, do you?"
"No..." Tobi answered while looking down.
"Good boy. Don't tell what happened and you'll be a good boy. I'll even tell Hiden and your brother that you were well behaved." Orochimaru told Tobi, who nodded his head. He flinched slightly when Orochimaru stroked his hair lightly. "So pretty...and such a good boy."
"..." Tobi said nothing. He felt dirty...it didn't feel right...but if he told his aniki...Tobi didn't want to go away! He wanted to stay with his aniki, Hiden, and Obi. Tobi sighed. The door opened causing Orochimaru to quickly go to the other side to fix him some coffee.
REVERSE TIME BACK WITH HIDEN
"Kazuza..." Hiden growled out in anger.
"To get my order taken." Kazuza replied, earning a glare. "And to talk. I know for a fact that you go on break in about 20 minutes."
"What's it to you?"
"We can talk. I'll wait." He told Hiden, who snorted.
"Time is money." Hiden repeated Kazuza's favorite phrase. Kazuza was one of the most impatient man that Hiden had ever met. "Therefore, time and money are important to you."
"Not anymore." Kazuza replied, startling Hiden with it. "If it causes me to lose you."
"..." Hiden blushed slightly. He pulled out his pen and got out his pad. "What do you want to order?"
"Are you on the menu?"
"..."
"..."
"What the fuck kind of line was that?" Hiden hissed at Kazuza. "You think you can win me back by painting pretty lines, then cheesy ass ones. Who the fuck do you think I am? Do you think you're gonna win me back like that?"
"Then tell me what to do?" Kazuza told him. "I'll do anything."
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"Then drop the case-"
"Except drop the case." Kazuza told him, earning a snort and shake of the head.
"I should have known." Hiden said.
"I love you, but I can't...I'm under contract. I'm obligated to finish this." Kazuza told Hiden. "Ask anything else."
"How about fucking off?" Hiden told him. "I don't have time for this. This is my work place. If you knew me so well, you would know that today I had an early break. So fuck off-MPHM!"
Kazuza stood up and pulled a ranting Hiden to him and kissed his passionately. When he pulled back slowly, Hiden felt slightly dazed. He quickly got out of it and punched Kazuza in his face.
"HIDEN!" Iruka pulled Hiden away. "Go into the break-room."
"..." Hiden quickly stomped away. Iruka looked at Kazuza with a slight frown.
"I'll go get some ice for that..."
IN THE BREAK-ROOM (PRESENT TIME)
"..." Hiden stomped in there and sat down. He was so pissed he didn't notice Orochimaru leaving the room after sending a slightly depressed Tobi a look. Tobi took a deep breath...maybe Hiden could tell Aniki and Aniki wouldn't be too mad...
"Hi-kun, the ma-" Tobi started, but quickly shut up when Hiden growled.
"Not not, Kid." He told Tobi, who nodded. Tobi jumped when Hiden shouted "Fuck!"
He couldn't tell Hiden either...Tobi thought to himself. He could tell no one...
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