Deidara is a nineteen year old. He works at a CSI as an assistant to his uncle Minato. He takes care of his younger slightly retarded and partly blind younger brother (16) Tobi. His mother is dead; and his father (Zabuza) is a bastard that use to abuse Tobi. Deidara moved out with Tobi at the age of seventeen. Anywho, before I bore you to death with the summary...pairings are Deidara/who every gets the most votes. (Note voting poll will not be open until third chapter.) Naruto/Tobi/Sasuke (I know, how am I gonna pull that one off?) Zabuza/OFC, Zabuza/Haku, Minato/Kus, Jiraya/Tsunade, Oro/Kabu, Iruka/Kakashi, Gai/Anko(odd), One-sided Sakura/Sasuke, Lee/Sakura, One-sided Hinata/Naruto, Hinata/OMC, Kiba/Shino, One-sided Ino/Sasuke, Ino/Choji, Shik/Tem, Gaara/Neji, Ten-Ten/Kan, and many more!

"How about fucking off?" Hiden told him. "I don't have time for this. This is my work place. If you knew me so well, you would know that today I had an early break. So fuck off-MPHM!"

Kazuza stood up and pulled a ranting Hiden to him and kissed his passiontaly. When he pulled back slowly, Hiden felt slightly dazed. He quickly got out of it and punched Kazuza in his face.

"HIDEN!" Iruka pulled Hiden away. "Go into the breakroom."

"..." Hiden quickly stomped away. Iruka looked at Kazuza with a slight frown.

"I'll go get some ice for that..."

IN THE BREAKROOM (PRESENT TIME)

"..." Hiden stomped in there and sat down. He was so pissed he didn't notice Orochimaru leaving the room after sending a slightly depressed Tobi a look. Tobi took a deep breath...maybe Hiden could tell Aniki and Aniki wouldn't be too mad...

"Hi-kun, the ma-" Tobi started, but quickly shut up when Hiden growled.

"Not not, Kid." He told Tobi, who nodded. Tobi jumped when Hiden shouted "Fuck!"

He couldn't tell Hiden either...Tobi thought to himself. He could tell no one...
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"I can't believe you, Tobi." Deidara scolded him as he drove them to Sasori's office after picking him up at Hiden's work place. Tobi looked down at his shoes. His body started to tremble slightly. "I know you were upset, but I taught you better than that. I am very disappointed in you."

"Tobi, bad boy?" He asked Deidara, whose eyes soften. He reached over and put his hand on Tobi's. Tobi flinched lightly, causing Deidara to feel bad for yelling at him during the whole drive.

"You're not a bad boy, just naughty." Deidara told Tobi as he parked the car. He leaned over and kissed his forehead. Tobi stopped trembling and smiled at Deidara.
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"I'm here to see, Sasori." Deidara told a woman with blond hair pulled into four ponytails. He hoped this wasn't the woman that he talked to on the phone. He was aggravated enough.

"Name?" She asked as she pulled out a small calendar. Good this wasn't her.

"Deidara Takada." Deidara told her.

"Please wait." She told them as she picked up the phone and pressed some buttons. She was better than the other one. "Yo, asshole. Your 3:20 is here."

"..." Deidara blinked at her words. He heard some grumbling from the other end of the phone.

"Tch. Whatever." She said then hung up. "He said go right in."

"Is it alright if he stays here?" Deidara asked her as he gestured towards Tobi, who was staring at them from his seat. She shrugged.

"Eh, he's harmless." She told him.

"Thank you." Deidara told her as he walked into Sasori's office. Tobi felt really nervous. His aniki said that this was a lawyer's office. Did his aniki find out? Was Orochimaru right? Tobi started sniffing, causing the blond at the to turn her attention to him.

"Huh, why the heck are you crying?" She asked Tobi, who started trembling a little.

"Tobi, don't want to leave his aniki!" Tobi told her. She just sat there dumbfounded with no idea on what to do.

"He's not leaving you, Tobi." A voice told him, causing him to pause in his crying.

"Gaara?" Tobi and the blond said at the same time.

"You're late with Sasori's lunch, brat!" She told Gaara, who shrugged.

"So, I'm a little late-"

"YOU'RE THREE HOURS LATE! If he wasn't our big brother..." She trailed off as she shook her head. Gaara ignored her as he pulled a cookie out of one of his bags and gave one to Tobi, who cautiously took it.

"Tobi don't have to kiss you?" Tobi asked Gaara, who raised an invisible eyebrow. Gaara shook his head, causing Tobi to grin and munch on his cookies.

"He was just crying about his brother and...is he retarded are something?" She asked, causing Tobi to stop smiling and eating his cookie. Gaara shot a glare.

"Temari, do you have to be dumb sometimes as well as a bitch?" Gaara hissed to her. She frowned and crossed her arms.

"I didn't mean anything by it. It came out wrong, idoit." She told Gaara, who turned back to a sad Tobi.

"Tobi?"

"..."

"Tobi?"

"..."

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IN TOBI'S MIND

"We recommend that he be held back this year." The princple told Zabuza and Fei (his wife).

"What's wrong?" Fei asked with a light frown.

"He's not learning as fast as the other kids. He's also not doing a lot of things that the other kids are capable of doing. I recommend that you take him to get a mental evauation." She told them. Tobi winced when he felt all eyes shift to him.

"So, he's retarted?" Zabuza asked bluntly recieving two glares and a flinch from Tobi.

"We're not saying that! We're saying that he made need more special attention than others."

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"When is Mama gonna be done sleeping?" A 8 year old Tobi asked a 13 year old Deidara, who was holding his hand.

"Tobi..." Deidara trailed off.

"She's not sleeping, retard." Zabuza told Tobi, who flinched.

"Mama said I am not-"

"Tobi, shut the fuck." Zabuza told him, causing him to flinch again. "You are retarded."

"He's not." Deidara told Zabuza who snorted. "Mama said-"

"She's dead." Zabuza stated as he glared at them. Tobi flinched yet agian. "Flinch one more time and I'll give you something to flinch for!"

"Leave him alone!" Deidara shouted. Zabuza stood up and pulled off his belt.

"Back talk me again, and I'll beat the shit out of you." Zabuza told Deidara, who glared at him.

"I want Mama-" Tobi started, but Zabuza grabbed his arm.

"For the last time, Retarded Tobi! She's dead! She's dead, because of you! You stupid fuck!"
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MEANWHILE WITH DEIDARA

"So, you're Deidara Takada." A handsome red head said with a light smile. He stuck his hand out and shook Deidara's. "My name is Sabaku/? Sasori. Have a seat."

"Thank you." Deidara said as he sat in a chair. Sasori sat opposite of him behind a desk.

"I'm glad that Hiden gave me a call. Kisama and Kazuza are some hard -pardon my french- fuckers to deal with. They're good at what they do. However, lucky for you, I'm just as good." He told Deidara while giving him a smirk. "I've looked over the information given to me and decided to take your case. It shouldn't be that hard to argue your case. You've had your brother for a total of two years. You're buying your own home along with a very good childhood friend. You're taking him to all his appointments with his psycologist; he's even going to school now. You have a good steady well paying job and your own car. All these add up a lot of points on our side."

"That's good, right?" Deidara asked anxiously.

"It's excellent; however, now is the time where we rack up the things that Kisama and Kazuza will point out." He told Deidara with a light frown.

"First is that you're late on payments to his psycologist; you're young, and he's even younger. You keep missing a lot of time from work. You've been spending money that Tobi's mother left him. You live with a felon in your house. He even watches Tobi for you. Then, there is this thing on your record that showed that you drove drunk one day with Tobi in the car. The worse of all is that this Obito Uchiha/? is claiming to be Tobi's biological father."

"WHAT? But..." Deidara trailed off, feeling lost. "How...we're going to los-"

"Don't say that." Sasori commanded sternly, causing Deidara to look at him again. "I will work my hardest to win this case. I've went up against worse conditions."

"Thank yo-" Deidara was cut off when someone yelled Tobi's name. "Tobi!"
Deidara quickly ran out of the door, followed by Sasori.

"No...bad...Tobi..." Tobi whispered as he rocked himself back and forth.

"Tobi! Look! Look at me!" Deidara shouted, causing Tobi to look at him and be knocked out of his stupor.

"Aniki?"

"Yeah, its 're good and smart." Deidara said to Tobi, who nodded his head.

"Tobi no go away?" Tobi asked him cautiously.

"Never."

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"How did it go today?" Hiden asked Deidara after he back from tucking Tobi in for an early bedtime.

"I...At one point, I felt as if I could really win, but..." Deidara trailed off with a sad look on his face. "They want a DNA test."

"DNA?"

"This man claims that Tobi is his real son." Deidara told him. Tears came to his eyes as he looked down sadly. "I don't know what to do..."

"Listen, if Sasori says that you have a case, then you have a case. He's the fucking shit when it comes to lawyers. He'll win." Hiden told Deidara who nodded his head. "I hope you weren't too fucking hard on Tobi. It's my fault for talking shit around him all the time."

"I was, but...I caught myself. Did something happen to him today?" Deidara asked with worry. "He hasn't been feeling that well at all. He's also been retreating into his mind. It was a little difficult to catch his attention."

"Now that you mention it, he has been acting strange." Hiden told Deidara, who frowned.

"What happened?"

"I'm not sure. I should'vve asked him. Maybe its still about that bitch principle of his." Hiden suggested.

"I heard from Itachi, who heard from Kakashi, who heard from Iruka that you punched Kazuza."

"The fucker had the nerve to kiss me." Hiden told Deidara. "He threw some cheap ass lines my way and thought I would forgive him. It's gonna take more than that corney ass shit for me to forgive that bastard."

"He loves you." Deidara told Hiden, who shook his head.

"I...FUCK! You don't know how right I want you to be...I want you to be so right..." Hiden told Deidara as tears came to his eyes. He quickly blinked them away and swallowed heavily. "I miss his ass..."

"Hiden..."

NEXT DAY
"Is something wrong, Tobi?" Naruto asked worriedly as they watched the usually cheerful Tobi poke at his food quietly. Tobi sighed.

"Tobi does not feel well." He told Naruto as he put his fork down.

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