A/N: Yes. I'm going to write more. They are going to go to Animal Kingdom which I have never actually been to but I figure, it's a Zoo with a Roller Coaster called Expedition Everest. It can't be that hard to write about then. I mean, if I get lost I am sure I can find what I need to know on the Internet.
Disclaimer- I am afraid Naruto is not for sale. That sure sucks for all of us.
Chapter 2: Animal Kingdom
Team 7 was driving around the Animal Kingdom Parking lot, desperately trying to find a suitable spot to park. "I love animals!" Sakura said. "They're all furry and fuzzy and cute!" "Not all of them are," Sasuke warned her. "Some of them would attack you." "I'll protect you Sakura-chan! Believe it!" Naruto yelled, punching the air. "Not if the animal attacked you first," Sasuke grumbled. "I think that animals are going to attack all of you," Kakashi told them, "and when that happens I'll just stand here, laughing." "That is NOT funny, Kakashi-sensei," yelled Naruto angrily.
When Team 7 finally found as Kakashi put it, "The perfect parking space," they got out and walked to the gate. Naruto's jaw dropped when he saw the line. "Wha…What??" he screeched. People stretched on for yards and yards tickets in hand, waiting to be let in. "I refuse to wait that long to see a couple of furry animals!" Naruto stubbornly said, turning around, trying to walk back to the car. "Oh, no you don't," Kakashi said, grabbing him and turning him around. "We are going to wait in this line." "This is all your fault," Sakura said, shoving the blame on Kakashi. "You're late for everything. If it weren't for you, we'd be on time and the line wouldn't be this long!" "I'm not going to get involved," Sasuke said, yawning. "All I can say is that I could have told you this would happen in the first place." Sasuke then shoved his earphones in his ears and listened to music full blast.
They had been in line for at least 20 minutes and Naruto was jumping up and down. "Sakura!" he yelped. "I'm bored! I want to have a thumb war!" Sakura shook her head to say no. Naruto looked up at Kakashi, a pleading look on his face. "Do NOT give me a puppy dog pout," Kakashi said. "It won't work. And, by the way, the lines for most of the Disney Parks will be this long. Some of the attractions inside have longer lines." Crossing his arms in frustration, Naruto said, "Not fair!"
Eventually they reached the front of the line. "That was forever," Naruto said. "Disney World just wasted an hour of my life!" Sasuke pulled his headphones out and said, "It's what Disney does best, Naruto." "Actually," Kakashi began. "Disney might be very successful at that, but the thing they do best is taking all your money. But then again… It's so you can do worthwhile stuff." "Like waiting in lines," complained Sasuke.
All of team 7 had gotten into the park now, and Sakura was gazing longingly at everything. "It's all so…beautiful." Naruto sniffed the air. "Well, I don't know whether or not it's beautiful but it sure smells good." "As good as ramen does?" Sakura asked. "Not quite," Naruto said. "Where should we go?" Sakura asked him. "Rollercoaster! Rollercoaster! Rollercoaster!" "Well, that's one answer," Kakashi said, "and I doubt Sasuke has any input." They all turned around to look at Sasuke. He was listening to music again and had heard no word that had been uttered.
They all traveled over to Expedition Everest and were overjoyed to find the line unusually short. They only had to wait ten minutes to get on. Things sped up, and soon they were flying. "Weeeeeee!!" Sakura squealed happily. "Yahoo!" Naruto yelled. "Hn," Sasuke muttered, unenthused. Kakashi said nothing.
When the ride ended they all got off. "That was awesome!" Naruto yowled, gleefully. "Let's go again!" squealed Sakura. "It doesn't matter to me," Kakashi said, shrugging. "And I don't think Sasuke cares." They looked. Music…again. After riding Expedition Everest over and over and over again, at least 10 times Naruto said, "I want to go to see the Chimpanzees!" "But it's lunchtime," Sakura said. "Think of all the good food, Naruto." "Mmm…… Good food…." Naruto sighed longingly. "Okay then! Chimpanzees can wait!" Naruto and Sakura were not really attracted to any of the actual food. Their eyes were both leaning toward a stand of elephant ears and funnel cakes. Naruto was practically drooling. "That smells a billion times better than any Ramen." It smelled good, but all of a sudden, Sakura said. "Wait! No! I can't have those! They're called Elephant Ears! They use elephant ears to make those! That's animal abuse!" Kakashi chuckled. "Sakura," he explained. "It's fried dough." "Elephant dough!" she sobbed. "Bread dough," Kakashi said. "Elephants don't have dough." Sakura's mouth formed the shape of an O. "Hey!" She suddenly exclaimed. "Where's Naruto?" Sakura looked around feverishly, only to note he was already ordering an elephant ear with great enthusiasm. Sakura now felt she had no choice but to follow after. Sasuke and Kakashi both got Elephant Ears too.
They headed over to see the Chimpanzees, only to find Kakashi had read the map wrong and they were at the Baboons instead. "Ugh," Sakura complained. "They're hideous!" Naruto laughed. "Chimpanzees!" He yelled. "They were left, not right!" Kakashi turned around the other direction and headed toward the Chimpanzees.
When they were there Naruto kept poking his head on the glass and banging his fist on it despite the fact that there was a sign warning you NOT to do any of those things. "Hello Chimpanzees! What's up?" "Naruto," Sakura said timidly, pointing toward the glass. "Uh…that Chimpanzee looks rather angry." "Huh?" Naruto asked. "I don't see any angry Chimpan-- AHHH!" He had been cut off, for Sakura's angry Chimpanzee had shattered the glass with its massive fist and grabbed Naruto. "Help me!" he squealed as the Chimpanzee attempted to smash his head. "Sasuke, DO SOMETHING!" yelled Sakura, utterly terrified. "He brought the angry ape on himself so let him handle himself," Sasuke said.
The Chimpanzee had left its own habitat, Naruto still in hand, and stampeded over to the area with snakes. Yes, we are discussing the poison kind. Cases shattered, and imminent danger was released upon all of the poor innocent Disney tourists. "Snakes!" squeaked a little girl. "Mommyyyyyyyy!!" Naruto still screamed pleas of help desperately toward his teammates. However, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi were all fleeing from the snakes. Eventually, Sakura and Kakashi had reached safety at the otter habitat, thank god, but Sasuke had not managed to follow them.
The snakes were all immensely attracted to him, and he found that no matter how fast he ran, they were always there. "God," he thought. "This sucks. I'm going to get killed by poisonous snakes at Animal Kingdom."
Naruto at the moment, found himself a much more fortunate being than Sasuke because only about 5 minutes after the announcement that a Chimpanzee was loose, the Chimpanzee trainer came and rescued him.
Things got worse for Sasuke as snakes crawled up him and covered his entire body. It was weird though, because he hadn't been bitten yet. Then, a figure clothed in a Pluto the dog outfit came up. He was laughing maniacally. He took off the mask to reveal… "Orochimaru!" Sasuke hissed.
Luckily for him Naruto came dashing by, and grabbed him. "Sasuke, come on! Sakura and Kakashi- sensei are at the otter habitat. They called me. Apparently leaving might be a good idea now. He says we can go to downtown Disney tonight though!"
"Dammit," Orochimaru grumbled as the two sped away.
"Wait!" Naruto sputtered suddenly as they had almost reached the otter habitat. "Was that Orochimaru back there in the Pluto costume?" Sasuke nodded. "Oh My God!" Naruto shrieked. "I hugged him earlier!"
They left Animal Kingdom as quickly as possible and all 4 of them swore they would never go back as long as they lived.
A/N: Orochimaru in a Pluto costume. Hurrah! I screwed up Animal Kingdom.