"This is sooooo fuckin' boring!" Kakuzu flinched at the sound of his partner's voice but ignored his statement. "Kaaakuzu I'm fuckin' bored!"

"I heard you! What do you want me to do about it!"

"Entertain me!" Kakuzu stopped and gave Hidan a death glare "Are you shur that you want me to entertain you?" Hidan gulped Fuck I hate it when he gives me that fucking scary look! "That's what I said fuckface!" Kakuzu knocked Hidan's head off sending it soaring threw the air.

"FUCK!" Kakuzu chuckled darkly. He loved the sound of this partner in pain especially when he caused it. "PUT MY FUCKING HEAD BACK ON RIGHT NOW!"

Kakuzu walked over and stood over Hidan's head "Only if you beg."

"FUCK NO! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'LL BEG EXCPECALY TO A HEATHEN LIKE YOU!" Then I guess you'll remain headless. " Kakuzu said walking away. "Kakuzu wait Jashin damn it!….come on Kakuzu…p-pretty p-please put my head back on…" "I'm sorry I didn't quite hear you." "PLEASE PUT MY FUCKING HEAD BACK ON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!" Kakuzu chuckled but respected Hidan's plea.

Hidan played with the fresh stitches on his neck as they walked. "Fucking dick. Why the fuck does he have to do shit like that to me all the fucking time." he mumbled. It was starting to get dark and he was tired. Kakuzu always made them go at a fast paste but he was going fast even by his standards. "Oi ass whole why are we going so fucking fast!"

"The sooner we get there the sooner we can collect the money." Kakuzu snapped. Even though that was true the real reason that Kakuzu was going so fast was because the longer they took the more likely it was that Hidan would ask him to buy something, and if he didn't buy it for him then he would lose his bet with "sir leader" and would have to pay the heat bill. I can do this! I can go for a few days without being cheep…I hope.

"My feet hurt and I'm tired! Can we stop at a hotel?" Kakuzu was going to snap his usually response that getting a room at a hotel was a waste of money but remembered his bet with Pain. If he didn't get a hotel room for Hidan then he would lose his bet and there for lose money. It's alright Kakuzu once you win the bet you'll get back all the money that you waste on Hidan's stupid needs puss more. Just take a deep breath you can do this." Kakuzu managed to force out "Y-yes we can get a room."

"But Kakuzu I- wait what the fuck did you say!"

"I said that we can get a hotel room." Hidan stood staring at Kakuzu in disbelief his mouth part way open. "Why the hell are you staring at me like that dumb ass? Did you change your mind?" "Fuck no it's just you actually said yes to spending some of your "precious" money!" "Don't remind me." Kakuzu grunted trying to fight off the mental pain of having to spend his money.

Kakuzu found the cheapest motel for them to stay in and with disgust paided for it. In fact the woman at the front desk had to yank the money out of Kakuzu's hand. The sight made Hidan want to fall in the floor laughing. Once they got to their room Kakuzu plobed down on his dusty bed witch was strange. Usually it was Hidan that went to sleep the second they got into their room, Kakuzu usually stayed up doing paper work. "Was parting with your "precious" money that bad?" Hidan teased poking the back of his partners head. "Shut up Hidan or I'll kill you." "as if you could." but just to be safe Hidan left Kakuzu alone for the rest of the night.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The next day around lunch time~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hidan was having even more trouble keeping up with Kakuzu then the day before, and the miser was being even more quiet then usual. The eerie silence was to much for Hidan to handle. "Oi fuck face! Can we stop at that tea house over there for lunch?"

"S-s-shur,," Kakuzu choked out. Hidan was in complete disbelief. Kakuzu was letting them get something to eat right after getting a hotel room? "Really?" "are you deaf? I said y-yes!" "Fuck yes!" Hidan cheered as he ran off toward the tea house. Zetsu suddenly appeared beside Kakuzu laughing "I can't believe that you're actually doing this! it wont last much longer. Its only a matter of time before he snaps."

"I'll be fine!" Kakuzu growled before following his mastisistic partner.

Hidan talked the hole time blabbing about Jashin this and Jashin that and how he couldn't wait till he got to kill the target. Kakuzu didn't pay attention he just sat trying to prepare himself mentally for when the got the bill. Once Hidan had relised that Kakuzu was going to let him order whatever he wanted (for the first time they has been partners) he had ordered enoph food for 5 men Kakuzu's size, and eat every bit. Kakuzu didn't get anything even though Hidan kept telling him that he needed to eat. Kakuzu just replied with "your eating enoph for both of us" and of corse Hidan took it as Kakuzu telling him that he was fat. So Hidan stared a huge screaming fit making everyone stare at them and it took a while for Kakuzu to get Hidan to calm down.

Finally the waiter came over and gave Kakuzu the bill. Kakuzu could feel his hearts stop and he grew almost as pale as Hidan. "Oi Kakuzu are you ok you don't look good."

"ya im fine. It's just a little heart burn. Make that a lot of heart burn."

"well you look like your about to be sick. I'm gonna go get you a glass of water."(its free) Zetsu appeared once Hidan had ran off. "Are you ready to give up now?" Zetsu asked with a dark laugh.

"No…..um witch arm hurts right before you have a heart attack?" Kakuzu asked growing sicker looking by the second.

"The left. But it doesn't matter you have five. You'll be fine."