Kakuzu shur has been acting strange for this entire mission. First he let us get a motel room without me begging and then let me get whatever I wanted at the restrant, of course he did have a heart attack when he got the bill but he didn't even try to make me pay for my half. I wonder if he's sick or something. Maybe he's not Kakuzu! Maybe he's an enemy using the transformation jutsu! That's it! Hidan retched for his scythe. I'll cut this bastard's head off! Wait! If I do that then I'll never be able to find out where he hid my Kakuzu!…wait! MY Kakuzu! What the fucks wrong with me!

"HIDAN!"

"What!"

"I've been trying to get your attention for five minutes!"

"I was fucking thinking asswhole!"

"You can think?"

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Whatever. If your done thinking now, the targets just up ahead."

"I get to kill this one right!"

"Just make shur that we can still identify the body when your done."

~~~~~~latter after a lot of blood and gore witch the author was to lazy to type~~~~

"Are you done yet Hidan!"

"How many fucking times do I have to tell you! My ritual takes time! Jashin-sama will smite me if I don't do it right!" he sat up pulling the stake out of his chest. "Fuck!"

"I'll never understand why you do that."

"and I'll never fucking get why you love you fucking money so much! I swear you'd fuck it if it were possible!"

"We can fight later! Now we need to get his body to the collection office." Kakuzu picked up the bloody corpse and started walking of towards the collection office as fast as he could.

"Oi Kakuzu! Wait for me you ass!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~after they've left the collection office~~~~

Jashin damnit! Why the hell is Kakuzu walking so fucking fast? He's already got his Jashin damn money!

We're almost there if we keep up this paste we'll make it back by midnight, and then I'll win the bet with "leader" and get my money! Of course I'll have to force Hidan to keep walking once it gets dark.

"Oi fuckface look at this!" Hidan had stopped at a small toy stand and was hugging an over sized stuffed kitty.

"Hidan we don't have time for this! We need to get going!"

"But it's so fucking cute! Can I get it Kuzu? Can I PLEASE!"

"Absolutely not! That'll be a waste of money! For kami's sake Hidan you're a full grown MAN!"

"I don't give a fuck I want it!" Hidan yelled stamping his foot down like a three year old.

"For the last time I said n-" suddenly Kakuzu could see Zetsu out of his peripheral vision. Fuck if I don't get that damn thing for him I'll lose the bet! "Alright you can get it!"

"But Kakuzu I-…Really? You mean it?"

"Yes you can get the fucking thing!" Kakuzu reluctantly paided for the stuffed toy then quickly stormed off yanking Hidan along behind him. Normally Hidan would bitch about Kakuzu hurting his arm but he was to busy cuddling his new toy. It wasn't till several minuets latter that it hit Hidan

Wait a minuet! The REAL Kakuzu would never buy this for me! This guy must be a fucking imposter! (yes he already forgot about suspecting this, what do you expect it's Hidan) Ya that's gotta be it!…unless…maybe Kakuzu's starting to like me. Hidan, with a slit blush, looked up at the still fuming Kakuzu who was still pulling him along. If he really does like me why wouldn't he just tell me?…I know he's to shy. Maybe I should make the first move. Hidan smiled up at Kakuzu blushing.

God damnit! I can't believe I bought that worthless piece of crap for him! I'm starting to REALLY hate this bet! I bet Pain told him about the bet and he's doing this to torcher me. I know I bet Pain told him if he could get me to lose the bet he'd give the money to Hidan instead! Ya that's it just look at his smug little grin. The way he's blushing at me and staring at me like a love struck school girl. Wait! What the fuck!

"Why the hell are you looking at me like that!"

"caaauuse'"~ Hidan drawled as he hugged on to Kuzu's arm.

"well stop it, and let go of my arm!" he shook his arm hard trying to shake Hidan off.

"Okye dokey"~ Hidan let go of Kuzu's arm but grabbed his hand instead smiling up at the confused miser.

Okye dokey? What the fuck's wrong with him? Is he sick or something, and why is he holding my hand? Just ignore it Kakuzu he's just trying to get to you so HE'LL get the money! That's all!" Kakuzu kept on walking as fast as he could trying his best to ignore Hidan eye raping him as they went. It stayed completely silent until Hidan spotted a fair.

"Kakuzu-kun look at that!" Hidan exclaimed pointing at the Ferris wheel. "Can we go PLEASE!"

"Hell no those places are just designed to rob you of all your money!"

"Aw come on! We have more then enoph time before we're suppose to be back! We need a fucking brake!"

Kakuzu was about to say no but he spotted Zetsu and remembered his bet his Pain. "F-fine but only for an hour!" but Hidan had already run off o the ticket booth. "sigh the things I'll do for money."

Hidan made Kakuzu get his crazily over priced carnival food and then forced them to get on the most sicking ride there right after so of course Hidan threw up and it took a large amount of Kakuzu's personal restraint to keep himself from beting Hidan for making him waste money on the food in the first place. Hidan also made Kuzu win him a stuffed teddy bear to go with his stuffed kitty. The hole time Kakuzu couldn't understand why Hidan wanted to hold his hand the hole time. People kept staring at them funny it made Kuzu want to scream out that he wasn't dating Hidan! That would be creepy! If you compared their ages that'd make him a petifile! There was no way that he'd ever date Hidan! Even though he was adorable and sexy and- Kakuzu shook the disturbing thoughts from his. I really must be losing it!"

"alright Hidan we have time for one more thing!"

"Lets go on the farric wheel!"

"Hu?" that had been the last thing he'd expected Hidan to say. So far the only things he had wanted to go on were the crazily unsafe sicking rides. But he didn't complain he's rather go on that then another crazy ride.

Yes this is it! I'll make my move once we're up there! The farric wheel is a ride for couples after all. Hidan thought as he climbed in and sat a little to close to Kakuzu.

"Wow look how high up we are Kakuzu!"

"I don't care how high up we are." Kakuzu snapped.

Hidan smiled and crawled into Kakuzu's lap.

"W-what are you doing?"

"Nothing"~ Hidan coed as he moved his face only an inch away from Kakuzu's. Kakuzu didn't know what to do. Hidan was WAY to close to him and it was making him very uncomfortable.

"what's wrong Kuzu? You look confused."

"I-I-I" Why the hell is he calling me kuzu? Why the fuck is he on my lap? Why am I blushing! Why can't I make my self push him off!"

"Hidan your in my pers-" Kakuzu was cut off by Hidan pulling his mask down and kissing him