Kakuzu stared up at the motel sealing. He went threw the nights events again. He and Hidan had gone to a fair where they had gone on the farric wheel and then Hidan got in his lap and had started kissing him for no reason Kakuzu had been so taken off guard that he could even force himself to shove Hidan off. Hidan might have still been kissing him if the guy running the ride hadn't made them get off. And then Kuzu had got them a room at the nearest hotel not caring what the price was. He was in such a hurry that he for got to ask for a room with two beds so he had looked himself in the bathroom pretending to take a shower so that he could stay away from Hidan who he was now shur was insane. A few times Hidan had knocked on the door to ask if he was ok , but had stopped after the fifth time and had gone to sleep. Kakuzu came out once he was shur that Hidan was asleep. He got in the bad as far away from Hidan as possible but Hidan had found him in his sleep and was now cuddling the crap out of his arm. Kakuzu had given up all hope of sleeping at three in the morning. He rubbed his face and sighed "I'm to old for this."

The next morning Kakuzu let Hidan get a quick breakfast from the hotel kitchen (only because it was free if you had a room) and then made them leave a fast paste. He didn't say a word to Hidan for hours hoping nothing from the previous night would be brought up. Hidan followed quietly with his head down.

Did I do something wrong last night? Kuzu's being even more distant then usual. He hasn't mentioned anything about last night. In fact he's been acting really weird sense I kissed him. Maybe I should ask him.

"Hey Kakuzu?"

"What?"

"umm…uh..well..c-could we stop for lunch?" Jashin damn it why the fuck did I chicken out?

"shur." Thank kami he didn't ask about last night!

They stopped at a cheep restrant that Kakuzu chose and they eat in silence until Hidan finally worked up the nerve

"Kakuzu about last night. Um don't you want to know why I kissed you?"

"What are you talking about? You didn't kiss me.""Yes I did! I kissed you in the farric wheel!"

"we never went on the farric wheel. You must have dreamed that. Carnival food will do that to you."

"oh…are you shur?"

"I may be old but I'd remember something like that."

"Ok..if your shur."

"I am."

"well I'm going to go take a leak before we go."

Thank kami I was able to trick him! That was way to close! Well now at least no one will know!

"That shur was heartless of you Kakuzu. Pun intended."

"Zetsu! When did you get there!"

"I've been here the hole time. now why did you do that to poor Hidan and don't say that it never happened because I was there and saw it happen."

"It's no of your business. And besides no one will ever believe that Hidan, who HATES me, would ever kiss me."

"Your right they wouldn't, if I hadn't got the hole thing on tape." Zetsu smiled evilly as he pulled out the video camera. "In fact I got your hole "date" on film"

Kakuzu coked on his food. "so I guess your going to black mail me with that until I give you money."

"I was going to, but I couldn't resist so I showed it to Pain and Konan."

"You didn't."

"I did."

Kakuzu just sat there with his mouth hanging open.

"see you when you get back today Kakuzu." Zetsu then disappeared threw the floor.

"Why are you making that face Kakuzu?" Hidan asked staring at Kakuzu with a confused look.

"Nothing lets go." Kakuzu paid for their meal and they walked the rest of the way to the base.

Pain took his time to congratulate the zombie duo on a job well done but then went on to scolded them about being late. Hidan couldn't of cared less and wasn't paying any attention at all Kakuzu wasn't listening either he was to busy fanaticizing about counting all the money he would get for wining the bet. Once Pain had finished his lecture Hidan ran out of the room to go sacrifice something to Jashin-sama.

"What's with that look Kakuzu" pain asked with an evil smirk. "Are you still happy from your little date with Hidan?"

"it wasn't a date and I'm happy because I won our bet witch means you gotta pay me back for all of the crap that I had to pay for Hidan and the money from the cable bill."

"Ya shuuur it wasn't a date, but any way you lost the bet.""WHAT! NO I DIDN'T!"

"Yes you did."

"YES I DID! I BOUGHT EVERY THING THAT HIDAN ASKED FOR!"

"But twice you said no first witch means you adimaticly lose."

"NO IT DOESN'T CAUSE IN THE END I GOT IT FOR HIM! YOUR JUST TWISTING THE RULES!"

"Kakuzu don't worry." Konan coded walking up to him. "You got something better then money."

"OH YA WHAT'S THAT BITCH?"

"Hidan's Looove"~ with that she hastily skipped away before Kakuzu could strangle her to death. After a lot a cursing and destroying of pain's office furniture Kakuzu managed to get pain to pay him back the money that he had to spend on Hidan.