Hope you guys enjoyed part one, because I know I did. Terra sucks, Ventus ftw, Vanitas is a future ass violator and stalker, Aqua is fine as hell, Ienzo is by far the cutest character in BBS X333 and Braig is a F%$#ing douche. Those are just my opinions, but in this part I have Ventus meeting Braig early. I haven't gotten that far on Ventus's story in BBS so I'm not sure if they do or not but I don't really care lol, I wrote this anyway and had a lot of fun writing it. And I hope you readers do as well.
Takes place before meeting Even or Ienzo. And to all you Braig fans, you've been warned.
…I DON'T OWN BBS OR THE CHARACTERS ALL BELONG TO SQUARE ENIX…
"Damnit, where did that thing go?"
Ventus quickly looked from side to side and then to the sky above. After receiving his Disney town passes from that greedy bastard of a duck, he made a mad dash to the shopping area where the large piece of dark armor had flown away. And much to his disappointment, it was nowhere to be found.
"Great, now that thing is probably running around doing god knows what to people." He sighed now as he continued walking to the exit that led to the next area.
"HEY YOU! WAIT UP FOR A SECOND!"
Ventus stopped and turned around to find a guy running up to him. Like the two castle guards he had met when he first arrived, he was wearing a similar outfit, but with the exception of a red bandana tied around his neck.
"I wonder what he wants."
"Hey thanks for stopping, I was thinking you were going to run away like most kids your age do." (I wonder why?) The man laughed and panted, trying to regain his breath.
"Um yeah…And who are you?"
"Names Braig, I just need to ask ya a few questions if it's not too much of a problem?"
"Depends on what the question is."
"Oh it's nothing much. You see, one of Ansem the Wise's apprentices just disappeared a little while ago and all the guards were sent to look for him. And so far, most of us aren't having any luck and it's already been two hours since he disappeared."
"Oh wow, that's not good. Can you tell me what he looks like? Maybe I can help you guys find him if he's that important."
Braig grinned evilly. "Man dude, where do I start. He's about your height, cute face, and a fucking fine as hell body."
Ventus raised a brow. "Umm, could you be a little more specific on physical features, or maybe what he was wearing?" (You just had to fucking ask Ventus. XD)
Braig jumped in an excited manner. "Fuck dude, Where to start! Well besides your height, he's got these perfect little hands, absolutely perfect for one of the best hand jobs you could ever receive. And these tight ass cheeks that could fit perfectly in the palm of anyone's hands, god their so fucking perfect you just want to squeeze them until they burst!" While Braig began to drool, Ventus instantly took a big step back.
"Oh yeah, and the best part about him is his mouth. It's very small, but god, don't let that shit fool you. I haven't seen it yet but I know that kid can fit a lot in his mouth. I've seen him be able to only fit one Popsicle in his mouth, but I know he can fit at least three, three big ones. And the fucking most amazing part about him, that tongue. Sweet fucking god his tongue, running along that Popsicle slowly up and down, catching all that melting salty goodness…It's fucking to die for kid, that's why I have to find him, for the sake that none of those special parts of him get damaged." Tears of pride and joy ran down Braig's cheeks as he finished his description.
Ventus on the other hand was terrified and on the verge of tears himself. (Shit, I would be too DX) Besides the fact that this guy was most likely a pedophile (You think?), this was some scary shit. Whoever this kid was that these freaks were looking for, he felt pretty fucking sorry for him. And the reason why he ran away was clearly evident now after what he had just heard from this guy. He did want to help find the kid and possibly save him from a round of rectal rape, but sure as hell didn't want to end up next on this guys list for "special parts."
"Oh yeah, as for appearance he's wearing a lab coat and has lavender hair. Heh, sometimes I wish he would take that coat off and wear something more tight, show off that smooth skin and abs ya know?" Braig laughed now, while Ventus on the other hand quickly turned around and bolted the way he had come.
"What kind of fucking place is this! This guy is worse than that masked freak! And he's still walking the streets! THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
"HEY KID! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD HOW OLD HE IS OR WHAT OUR RELATION IS!" (CENSORSHIP!)
'STAY AWAY FROM ME! I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!" Ventus shouted back and began to sob now.
"Damnit…So much for getting help from him, and he's a really cute kid too. Ah well," Braig shrugged before taking off in a sprint to the next area. "IENZO BABY! I'M COMING FOR YA!"
All was quiet now until the large wooden door across from the moogle shop opened. Merlin peeked his head out and looked side to side before sighing to himself. Stepping outside he stretched for a moment before calling out, "You can come out boy, that man is gone now."
Ienzo, who was shaking slightly, slowly made his way out of the wizard's house. (Fuck, I'd be terrified too.) "Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure, he ran off in the other direction so he shouldn't find you. And don't you have at least 5 different restraining orders when it comes to him? You'll be fine." (LIES!)
"O-okay, if you say so. Thank you for letting me hide in your house sir."
"You're welcome, now run along now. I'm supposed to be playing a game of medieval strip poker with a tonberry and cactuar at three and don't need someone your age to witness it."
"What's the game like?"
"Believe it or not, it actually hurts pretty badly. I've got scars to prove it." (ZING! ;D)
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"I have to find Terra and Aqua before that guy ends up finding them and does something to them. What the fuck is wrong with this town? Do they just sit around all day in their houses while crazy fucking rapists like that bandana wearing bastard run around and nab kids off the streets?" (That's usually everywhere these days, what's new?)
As Ventus continued to scream and rant in his head, he stopped when he caught the sight of a long blonde haired man standing in the center of the town square.
"Maybe he can help me!"
"EXCUSE ME SIR!" He shouted now as he ran up to him.
Even, who had been busy thinking about god knows what, turned around at the sound of his voice and crossed his arms. "Yes boy, what is it that you need?"
Ventus scratched the back of his head. "I know this is going to sound a little weird. But do you happen to know that crazy son of a bitch guard with a red bandana?" (Nice question for a complete stranger, I think I might do that the next time I need help finding something at a local shop.)
"By crazy son of a bitch guard, I'm guessing you're talking about Braig right?"
"Y-yeah, you know him? Oh, and you're a scientist right? He was looking for someone like you except…I think he plans to brutally rape him!"
Even rolled his eyes before laughing. "Yes in fact I'm both of what you say. And yes, my young pupil went missing and I sent him to go find him. Is something wrong with that? (SCARY!)
"Are you fucking for real man? This guy came up to me and went off and how sexy and good your pupil would be at doing sexual things to him, and probably other people if he manages to take him captive and make him his personal bitch. And your all calm about this!"
"Oh will you calm down? Braig won't rape my apprentice, do you know how many lawsuits, restraining orders, sexual assault, and molestation charges that man has? (Jesus Christ…) He's practically the town rapist, but since he owes the court and victim families so much money he's now under twenty-four hour surveillance and practically Ansem the Wise's bitch, since no one in this town would hire him."
Ventus could have sworn the air around him turned ice cold now.
"Personally I say they should have locked him up and sterilized him. But sadly, not even the jail would take him. And when execution was brought up it was immediately declined because people didn't think it would be appropriate for BBS players and most likely piss a lot of fans off. (Fuck, I know I'd be pissed.) So just beating him anytime he tries to do something bad was our only option."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN! I mean, I've heard some pretty fucked up shit in my life, but nothing is more bullshit then this!"
Even shrugged. "Not much I can do for you there boy. Ansem the Wise makes all the decisions, so until Hojo becomes president or someone manages to overrun the town with heartless, nothing's going to change."
"You people need some serious help! Oh shit…Aqua…Terra…I know their around here somewhere, I have to warn them!"
"I guess this would be a bad time to mention Braig has also taken an interest in that blue-haired young lady." Even replied while Ventus immediately turned around and ran back the way he came why screaming and sobbing "oh god, oh god, oh god!"
"Ugh, why do I feel like I'm going to be meeting that kid again someday, but only this time in a different body and deeper voice?"
"I don't know, maybe you will." A tall red-headed boy appeared out of nowhere and laughed.
Even's gaze shifted toward him now. "Hm…And why do I feel like you're going to stab me with something very large and unpleasant?" (ZING!)
"Because you're a complete bastard and we all hate you."
To be continued…
Pfft…My buddy was literally laughing the whole time I wrote this today, and I got to admit I was too. And if you laughed at Ienzo's misfortune to be in a situation like this, I gotta tell you, you're going to hell…Hey! Don't look at me like that I just wrote the fic and all this crap came to mind. Seriously though, I really can't help myself sometimes. I don't hate Braig, I just felt the need make him sound like a complete sicko and did. Anyway, last chap will be posted sometime soon and Vanitas will be coming back, oh no! :O
Oh yes, and if any of you have seen wiki dramaticas on certain video games and etc, you'll see some pretty fucked up summaries on characters from certain video games, TV shows, books, etc…I read the FFVII character list and could NOT stop laughing, but couldn't find any good ones on the KH page…So I went out of my way and made my own dramatica summaries on a certain bunch of characters and thought I'd post them up, Which you'll see in the last chap of this fic, and on the next. I hope you guys enjoy them. Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed this chap in some way and keep a look out for chapter 3! It'll be up soon!
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