Hello everyone! This is Chief Editor N, back with another issue of the Seireitei Advice Column! We're still starting out, but we're already pretty popular. A few staff members had to make some new questions, but luckily we cornered some Numero's and Soul Reapers and got them to give us some questions too!

Anyways, let's get right to it. Today we have Yumichika Asegawa and Tia Harribel with us today! Oddly enough, they both volunteered to do the questions today. Oh well, whatever gets people to answer questions!

You both are really pretty, how do you deal with people trying to hit on you? -Running from Captain Kyoraku

Well, I usually find a few kicks or a well placed Cero does the trick. It helps that I'm the third Espada, not many people try anything. Well, except Nnoitra, but once again I refer to using Ceros. -Tia

Threatening to sick Ikakku on them usually does the trick. Of course, I also love a good fight, so if anyone's to persistent then I suggest just jumping in and having a blast kicking them while they're down. -Yumichika

Lady Harribel, how do you stay so tan? There's only a moon in Hueco Mundo after all. -Tired of being pale

My skin is just naturally this color. Always has been. -Tia

If you're in need of some tanning tips, I suggest going to the world of the living. They have several popular beaches and they even have tanning salons to tan you with artificial lights or sprays. -Yumichika

Did you always wear those feathers Yumichika? -Scared of birds

I've wondered about that. -Tia

No, not always. I started to wear them when I joined the eleventh squad with Ikakku. They're very pretty don't you think? -Yumichika

Who is your best friend? -Besties

I don't understand the 'best friend' terminology. I have several friends, it would be unfair to choose. Of course, among my friends are my Fraccion, Chief Editor N, Stark, and Lilynette. -Tia

Ikkaku is my best friend, and he always has been. We actually decided to join squad eleven and become soul reapers together after challenging Captain Zaraki to a fight in the Rukongai. -Yumichika

Do you like to fight? -Wondering Reaper

No. I don't like to involve myself or my Fraccion in fighting unless I am challenged to a fight or ordered to fight by a superior. I find it better tactically to watch the fight and observe your opponents instead, that way, if the time to fight comes, you'll be prepared. -Tia

I'm in squad eleven you imbicile, of course I love to fight. What an amazingly unbeautiful question. -Yumichika

Who is your favorite Captain/Espada? -Loves Authority

My favorite Espada is Stark. He's quiet and a rather good listener. Sometimes I have my Fraccion watch Lilynette for him to give him a break, or I watch her myself. She's rather interesting. -Tia

Captain Zaraki of course! He's obviously the best Captain there is, not to mention the strongest! -Yumichika

How do you eat Harribel-Sama? -Numero 321

My mask can open and close, just like my mouth. It's connected to my jaw bones. -Tia

That makes sense. -Yumichika

How do you keep your hair so nice? -Loves Hair

I use conditioner regularly, along with several other hair treatments that my Fraccion use on me when they're bored. -Tia

I always wash my hair twice, and then condition it with plum blossom extract among other things. Then sometimes I treat myself to the occasional hot oil treatment as well. I never use gel on it, because it's far too sticky, and my hair is naturally straight and rarely breaks. -Yumichika

What's your favorite holiday?

I like Saint Patricks Day. It's rather fun to watch the other arrancars get sloshed and take pictures for later use. -Tia

My favorite holiday would obviously be Valentines Day. Everyone dresses up that day for their loved one, and they usually look quite a bit more beautiful than usual. Anything that helps beauty along is fantastic. -Yumichika

Uhm… Who are you Editor N? -Curious Paper Staff

Me? Well, I can't tell you. I'm Editor N for a reason after all. To give you a hint though, my name doesn't actually start with N. -Chief Editor N

N, are you a guy or a girl? -Wants to Know

I'm a girl. That's all I can really say though. -Chief Editor N

So, that's it for this paper. It was actually a pretty good issue. So, to alert you all of something, I am not going to tell you who I am for quite a while, I might give hints, but that's it folks! Oh yeah! Lilynette and Yachiru will be our guests next time! For the love of everything DO NOT GIVE THEM SUGAR!