Heya everyone! This is Chief Editor N back with another issue of the Hueco-Seireitei Times Advice Column! Sorry it's a bit late this week, there was an incident with Bya- Er, Captain Kuchiki involving Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Soi Fon, and Senbonzakura. Scary…. Anyways, today we have Soi-Fon and Ggio Vega with us to answer your questions!
Soifon and Ggio how do you both feel about people said that both of you make a great couple? -Lones
Well, we are both speedy, like ninja's and all. I honestly don't mind much. Now that both of our leaders are getting along. Plus, I'd rather be dating her than some pansy, she's tough and feisty, not to mention fast. -Ggio
I can't stand hollows. Arrancars are a bit different, but it would go against my morals and beliefs to date one. -Soi Fon
Soi Fon, are you perhaps interested in any current members of the soul society? -Sakura Blossoms Rule
Oh, somehow I find that hard to think about. She's so strict and stubborn! Maybe that other captain though…? He seemed pretty do things by the book too… -Ggio
I refuse to tell you. Ggio, stop insinuating that I am in a relationship with Captain Kuchiki. We're just co-workers. -Soi Fon
Ggio Vega, did former captain Ichimaru ever pull any pranks on you? -Sakura Blossoms Rule
He pulls pranks on all of us, though I think he picks on Grimmjow the most. He did leave catnip in my room one day though, and spent an entire meeting throwing balls of yarn at me. What is his deal with cat releases anyway! -Ggio
Oh well, better the Arrancars than us. -Soi Fon
Soi Fon, are you a ninja? -Curious Punishment Squad Member
She is, I swear to Aizen. -Ggio
I am not a ninja, I'm just adept at assasinations and am the leader of the steal force. Also, ninja's don't have Zanpaktous. So, I am clearly not a ninja. -Soi Fon
She totally is. Even her Zanpaktou agrees, and it kills people in two hits! Seriously! -Chief Editor N
Ggio, can I glomp you? You're super adorable. -Kitty Luver
Uh… No? Sorry, don't think you could catch me anyways. -Ggio
Good luck with that. Of course, I wouldn't mind hugging Yoroichi-Sama either… I'll help you out if you need me. You can find me in the squad two offices. -Soi Fon
I wanna hug you too Ggio! -Chief Editor N
Has Szayel/Kurotsuchi experimented on either of you? -I wonder why
Almost. He tried to turn me into an actual cat, but luckily Harribel-Sama's fraccion, Sun-Sun was passing by and tackled him. She's waaaay stronger than she looks! -Ggio
He's tried. Apparently he wanted some 'essence of ninja' whatever that's supposed to mean. -Soi Fon
I want some of that too… Hm. -Chief Editor N
Soi Fon, teach me how to be strong like you! -Weak and Worried
I personally think she would rather use you for target practice. Good luck though. -Ggio
I hold self-defense classes every Tuesday in my squad training grounds. It's free, and you are welcome to join us. -Soi Fon
I actually go to those, now I can judo-throw Shinsui. It was hilarious. -Chief Editor N
Can all arrancars use their release forms anywhere?
No. All Espada rank three and up are not allowed to release in Los Noches or Soul Society, as it would cause major damage. -Ggio
Soi Fon, can you turn into a cat too? -Curious Kitty
Technically my release form can. -Ggio
No, no I can't. Yoroichi can though, ask her instead. -Soi Fon
Chief Editor N, you spelled relieving wrong. (I didn't really want to point that out, but I had to overcome the shame of spelling blossoms wrong.) -Sakura BLOSSOMS rule
OH MY GOSH! I'm so embarrassed! It's really epic that you caught that though, want to join the paper by any chance? I rather like you're attitude! -Chief Editor N
That's it everyone, thanks for reading! Next time we'll have Rukia Kuchiki and Gin Ichimaru to answer your questions! Why them at the same time? Because Gin scared the hell out of Rukia and it's hilarious!