What if Gaara and Naruto were brothers at a brothrel? What if they ran away to start a new life, but the past comes to haunt them...sort of like this summary, which sucks! Story, however, is good!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ! Pariings: Sasu/Naru, Neji/Gaara, Kan/?, Tem/Ten, Shino/Kiba, Shika/Choji (always thought they would make a sort of cute couple...hm...), and many more!
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"We're running low on green tea. Everyone seems to like it the most." Gaara told Ten-ten as he reached in his kimino and pulled out a coin purse. He gave Ten-Ten 8 gold coins and 10 silver coins. "I need you to go get at least 4 pounds of green tea leaves."
"But Gaara, this is more than enough!"
"I know, consider this your pay in advance. You might see something you like..." Gaara told Ten-Ten.
"You..you trust me enough to do this?! I just met you!"
"And you haven't given me a reason not to. Now hurry, talk is cheap but time is money. If you're late coming back, you have to deal with Sakura's crazy side."
"Hai!" Ten-Ten left quickly.
SIX MINTUES LATER
"I'm back!" Ten-Ten panted as she ran up to Gaara. She held up the bundle of tea.
"Take them to the kitchen." Gaara told her, then added. "And take a ten minute break. Drink some tea and eat some pastiers or something."
"Hai! Thank you, Gaara-san!" Ten-Ten said as she rushed past him and into the shop. Gaara shook his head and turned around when he heard a voice say:
"Hello, again." Gaara frowned in dislike when he saw Neji and Sasuke there.
"We're here to meet Kakashi and Iruka." Neji stated. Gaara nodded his head.
"Kakashi and Iruka are here." Gaara told them. "I'll show where they are."
"Kakashi is early...he's never earily...hm...I can see why though." Sasuke said to Neji as they followed Gaara inside. "This place has been opened for only two days and its already blooming...Not just for the tea and sweets though...I hear this place works nothing but pretties..."
"..." Neji smirked as he looked Gaara up and down. "I don't think I would disagree..."
"..." Gaara shivered slightly at the look that he could feel Neji give him. "Kakashi-san, Iruka-san."
"Yes, my little cherry ?" Kakashi asked Gaara, who blushed slightly. Iruka hit him upside the head.
"Yes, Gaara-chan? Oh! You bought Neji and Sasuke to us!" Iruka stated, then said to Sasuke and Neji. "Have a seat!"
"..." Sasuke and Neji sat at the table with them. Kakashi shot Gaara a leacherous look.
"Are you tired Gaa-chan ?" Kakashi asked. Gaara nodded his head slightly.
" Just a little." Gaara answered, wondering where Kakashi was going with this.
"Why don't you have a little sit, too?" Kakashi suggested. Gaara looked at the table, but it had no more chairs. All well...Gaara thought gleefuly.
"There's no more seats." Gaara told Kakashi, who patted his lap.
"Have a seat in papa's lap-ACH!" Iruka punched Kakashi and he went flying at Gaara. Gaara gasped as he felt himself be envelpoed in strong arms and pulled out the way as Kakashi skidded on the floor. Gaara looked up at his saviour and blushed slightly to find Neji staring down at him.
"Are you okay?" Neji asked. Gaara nodded his head slowly. Neji sighed and sat down with Gaara still in his arms. This forced Gaara to be sitted on Neji's lap.
"Let go!" Gaara said as he tried to wiggle his way out of Neji's lap.
"This is the thanks I get for helping you?" Neji asked Gaara, who stopped struggling.
"You're suppose to help people without wanting things back." Gaara countered. Neji 'tsked'.
"I suppose I was always selfish." Neji stated as he tighten his grip on Gaara. Gaara glared at him.
"Bare with him." Sasuke said with a smirk. "Now, where is your older sibling at?"
"Hmph!" Gaara crossed his arms and turned his head away from Sasuke. "Why? So you can molest him?!"
"Why else?" Sasuke stated coolily.
"Now, now...Let's start the meeting." Iruka told them, then said to Gaara. "Would you be as so kind as to get us some more tea and pasteries?"
"Hai!" Gaara said as he elbowed Neji in the stomach and stood up. He quickly left when he saw Neji's glare.
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"Here you go, Iruka-san." Gaara said as he set down the pasteries. "Sorry it took so long...I made them fresh for you."
"Thank you, Gaara-chan." Iruka said with a small blush from what Gaara said.
"Here's your tea, Iruka-san." Naruto said as he poured more tea in Iruka's cup. "I made it fresh for you..."
"Ah...thank you, Naruto-chan." Iruka said as his blush increased.
"What about me, my little churbs ?!" Kakashi asked.
"..." Naruto and Gaara shrugged and quickly left.
"Could you stop that?!" Sasuke said to Kakashi, who started sobbing.
"You're making a scene." Iruka told him. Neji just snickered.
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"Ten-Ten, take the sign down. We're closing early for today." Naruto told Ten-Ten, who went and did as he said.
"If the customers inside finish eating and drinking what's on their table and ask for more tell them we're closed." Ino told everyone, who nodded their head.
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"And therefore, we should base our opperations here." Kakashi said. Gaara walked up to their table and cleared his throat. "Ah! Gaara-chan ! My lovely! How can I help you?"
"Um...Iruka-chan...we're closing the shop soon..." Gaara told Iruka, who nodded his head.
"This early?" Neji asked. "It's only 3 in the afternoon."
"Hai, Baka-san." Gaara said as he nodded his head. Neji's eye twitched. "Naruto-chan is tired..."
"My poor Naru-chan !" Kakashi yelled as he jumped up. "It probably because of walking all day! I'll go and massage his feet!"
Kakashi ran off, leaving a twitching Iruka, a snickering Neji, and a indifferent Sasuke.
"Thanks for the notice, Gaara-chan. Can I have one last cup of tea before I leave?" Iruka asked Gaara, who nodded his head.
"Naru-chan!" Gaara called out, then gasped and ran to the kitchen when he heard the banging of pots and spoons, etc.
"YOU FREAKEN PERVERT!" Sakura shouted as her eyes seemed to turn pure white and her face pure red from anger.
"HOW DARE YOU?!" Ino shouted, her face looked the same as Sakura's.
"WE'LL KILL YOU!" They shouted at the same time. Kakashi was on the floor in the next second, getting stomped on.
"Ino! Sakura!" Naruto yelled. "Wait!"
"Uh..." They paused.
"Kick him in the privates!" Naruto shouted. They sweat-dropped, but went to do as Naruto said.
"Stop!" Gaara yelled as he pulled them off of Kakashi. Kakashi jumped up and hid behind Gaara. "What are you doing!?"
"He came in here and felt us up!" Sakura shouted while gritting her teeth.
"You don't hit the customer." Gaara reminded them of what they said. Sakura 'tsked' and her and Ino crossed their arms. Gaara was about to say something else when...squeeze, sqeeze...-_-+.... Gaara's eye twitched.
"So soft and firm, Gaara-chan !" ~^.^~ Kakashi said with a smile. Gaara turned around and pounced on him. "Ah!"
"Die! Die!" Gaara yelled as he started choking Kakashi. _.
"Hyah!" Naruto yelled as he started hitting Kakashi. Sakura and Ino joined in.
"Uh...guys?" Ten-Ten tried to get their attention when she saw Sasuke, Neji, and Iruka enter the kitchen. "Guys!"
"WHAT?!" All four of them shouted at the same time as they paused in beating Kakashi up. Evil looks were still on their face.
"Why are you choking and beating our comarde?" Sasuke asked.
"He probably deserved it..." Iruka stated as he grabbed Kakashi from them by the hair and dragged him out the door. "You are sleeping on the floor outside tonight!"
"Iruka-koi-"
"DON'T YOU 'IRUKA-KOI' ME!" Iruka shouted.
"Great...now we're gonna have to deal with shouting half the night..." Sasuke complined to Neji, who nodded his head.
"We should go." Neji told Sasuke, then said to Gaara. "See you tomorrow, Gaa-chan ..."
"..." Gaara blushed, then crossed his arms and turned his head away from Neji. Neji chuckled.
"Same to you, Naru-baka." Sasuke told Naruto, who glared at him and Neji.
"Teme!" Naruto yelled, then pointed at the door. "Get the hell out and don't come back anymore! Tell that pervert Kakashi that he's not welcomed either!"
"Tell Iruka-chan to visit us tomorrow?!" Everyone said at the same time. Neji and Sasuke sweat-dropped, then shook their heads as they turned and left.
"Now-" Sakura said.
"It's-" Ino said.
"Time-" Gaara said.
"To-" Naruto said. They all looked at Ten-Ten.
"...???" Ten-Ten was confused, but quickly added. "Rest?"
"Wrong?!" They all shouted. "Today is our two-day annerversary of Garu! We're gonna party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"And...and then I said, I said..." Naruto said drunkingly, then asked a slightly drunk Gaara. "What did I said?"
"Y-you says 'I'm a man, bi-atch!" Gaara said, then giggled drunkly.
"Right! I says 'I'm a man, bi-atch!" Naruto repeated, then started laughing out loud with the others. "Q-q-quick! Someone tell-one of you guys tel-tell a funny stowy!"
"Me and..." Ino started, but looked at Sakura. "W...what's you name?"
"Sakuwa." Sakura answered as she drunk some more wine. "Hancowo!"
"Me and Sakuwa think you are Gaawa are cuwe...just like Naruwo..." Ino said, then giggled. "We wove waoi!"
"I no cute! Gaara! Gaara is prudest thing!" Naruto told them. Gaara sniffed. "Why-what you crying for?"
"Tkhat niceness anyone say to me! I-I love you man!" Gaara told Naruto as he hugged him. They cried on each other.
"Th...are so...cute..." Ten-Ten said to Sakura and Ino. "Look! Uh...never mind...I thought...wait! What was a saying...?"
"You say you...you like to party!" Sakura told Ten-Ten, who nodded her head. "We like to party!"
"I-I like to party!" Naruto shouted as he stood up and started dancing. "Dance!"
And together, they did a drunken dance. The 'party' stopped when Gaara passed out and fell on one of the tabels, which broke. They drunkingly carried him upstairs and kissed his 'boo boo' better. Ten-Ten and Naruto went to their rooms, while Ino and Sakura didn't make it pass the stairs. They ended up passing out and not going home.
I don't own naruto...review...that is all i have to say...