What if Gaara and Naruto were brothers at a brothrel? What if they ran away to start a new life, but the past comes to haunt them...sort of like this summary, which sucks! Story, however, is good! READ! Pariings: Sasu/Naru, Neji/Gaara, Kan/?, Tem/Ten, Shino/Kiba, Shika/Choji (always thought they would make a sort of cute couple...hm...), and many more!
"Um...he...hello..." A girl with eyes like Neji greeted me. She bit her bottom lip.
"Gaa-chan." Neji-teme greeted. I glared at him.
"Neji-teme." Ha! Take that! I smirked a little as his eye twitched. The stuttering girl's eyes widen in surprise.
"More Sake?" Gaara asked Itachi with a light blush, earning a glare from Neji. Itachi smiled at Gaara, whose blush deepen. This earning another glare from Neji, this time directed to Itachi.
"I'm fine Gaara-kun." Itachi answered with a smooth, sexy, hot, oh...my...voice. Neji cleared his throat to stop Gaara from swooning.
"I would like some." Neji told Gaara, who nodded.
"Of course, Baka-san." Gaara said as he poured a twitching Neji some. Gaara then quickly and wisely left. He jumped as he was soon gropped again.
GAARA'S POV
If I ever find that bastard that grabbing me...I growled in a slight anger as I made it to the refreshement table.
"Hi..." Hm...its that Temeri girl from earlier.
"Hello." It was only polite that I greeted her back. Hm...note to self...when did I ever become polite? "...what made you open up this place?"
"Just a whim." Really it was.
"Really?" I nodded my head. Why does she look so damn familar.
"Do I know you?" I asked her, earning a startled expression. Her eyes filled with a little tears. What the heck! How could that question make her cry? I didn't sleep with her...Did I...? "Did I get drunk and we had se-"
"NO! That's...disgusting." She said with a shiver. I frowned slightly. She didn't have to make it sound like that. "I...its just I had a baby-"
"Gaara, there you are, my sweet " Deidara greeted drunkingly. He was dragging a slightly tipsy Iruka. "Come with me and Danna. We have something to hehehehe show you."
"Um..." I blinked as Deidara grabbed me and they took me upstair to my room. I wonder what she was going to say. Huh? I blinked as they closed the door. "What did you want-Mphm!"
I was cut off when Deidara started kissing me. Maybe he was more than tipsy. His that his tongue! Shit! This dude was fucking pissed. I pushed away.
"So nice." Sasori whispered as he got behind me. I blushed deeply as he leaned over me to kiss Deidara. "Kiss Deidara, Gaara..."
"..." I was saved by the door slamming open. "Naru!" Man, did he look pissed. He shoved Deidara out of the way and grabbed me and pulled me behind him.
"WHAT-THE-FUCK-IS-GOING ON!" Naruto growled out to them. Sasori tilted his head while Deidara giggled.
"Don't Naru, they're drunk." I told Naruto who was about to kick their asses. As soon as I said that, Sasori collasped on the ground. Deidara giggled, then colasped on top of him. Is...he...humping Sasori...?
"..." Naruto and I glanced at them, then shrugged and walked out the door. It's not the first time drunk people have tried to have their way wtih us. They never do; at least for me. Shukaku never let anyone. I shivered at the thought of his name. It's been a good and long time. I hope he's forgot about me...
"There you two are! Do either one of you know how to sing or dance?" Ino asked. "Sakura forgot to get some entertainment."
"Ino, you were in charge-" Sakura started, but Ino interrupted her.
"Do you?"
"I know Shirabyōshi." Naruto told Ino, who raised an eyebrow.
"That's ironic, isn't?" Sakura stated with a shake of her head. (AN: A shirabyōshi was always a woman who dressed in men's attire, performing dances for the gods. There's your history lesson of the day.) Naruto scratched his head with a slight frown.
"I don't get it."
"You're a guy that's dressed in a female kimino." Ino pointed out. Naruto shook his head.
"Still don't get it." Before Ino could start off in a rant, I intervened.
"I play my shamisen ." I told her. "Just make sure their's room enough. Naruto and I will get our stuff together. Oh, and see if you can find something sword-like or something."
"OMG! You look really different Naruto." Ino exclaimed, and Naruto did. His face was painted and he was wearing almost the entire Shirabyoshi outfit, except for the tate-eboshi hat and hand fan. His long blonde hair almost touched the floor even in a ponytail. Ino handed him a sword. I wonder where she got it from.
"Wow..." Ten-Ten said. Naruto blushed at the staring.
"Let's get to it." Sakura said excitedly while pumping her fist up and down.
"I shall know play and sing an Imayo song with my shamisen. My aniki will be performing Shirabyoshi." I told everyone, whose eyes were on us. I knelt on the floor as Naruto took a pose and played. As I played a slow meledoy, Naruto began slowly do his performance. After a minute or so, I started to sing. "A delicate young pine at her first meeting...With him who is her Lord, through joys and tears...Sings of her hope that he may hear the beating...Wings of the passage of a thousand years; While storks upon the tortoise island stand And crowd the lily pond to seek his hand."
Naruto finished his performance with a bow as I slowly stopped the song. Everyone clapped and some whistled.
"That was lovely Gaara, Naruto. I've never seen that before." Kiba told them as he walked up to them. "Did you make that song?"
"No, that was the song that Hotoke (Real person) sung." I told Kiba, who was still grinning.
"Beautiful, good dancer and a good singer." Itachi said as with a smirk. "I just might have to steal you two away with Kisame from Sasuke and Neji."
"Hot sex orgy." Kisame said with a grin. Neji and Sasuke glared at Naruto and I who blushed deeply. What the hell where they glaring at us for? They made the suggestion!
"That won't be happening." Sasuke told Itachi as he wrapped his arm around Naruto's waist.
"Hey!" I protested as Neji did the same.
"Mine." Neji declared as he kissed me. I stood there shocked. What was with people and kissing me today? Was the whole world turning gay? I'm not even sure I'm gay! WHAT? IS THAT HIS HAND ON MY ASS?
I raised my one hand as I pushed Neji way with the other. Before he could speak, I punched him as hard as I could on his face.
"NEJI!" Hinata exclaimed.
"HA! That asshole deserved it!" Naruto shouted while laughing at him.
"I don't see why I have to take care of you." I grumbled to Neji as I gave him another cold cloth to place over his eye.
"Thanks." Neji said quietly, surprising me. I tilted my head when he looked down at the floor sadly. He kind of looked cute...in a pathtic way. What in the world...am I feeling sorry for him. I sighed as I sat next to him on the counter.
"You're lucky I got you and not Naruto. I hit like a girl." I teased him, earning a small chuckle. "Do white eyes run in your family?"
"Yes, they do. And they're not white. They're..."
"Lilac." I supplied.
"Lilac?" Neji repeated as he raised his eyebrow. Great, now I'm embrassed.
"It's a color that's like a slightly purple tinted white."
"I see..." That bastard is smirking. Smirking bastard.
"How's your eye?" I asked him. HA! Where's your smirk now? Before he could answer, the door to kitchen opened and Naruto was stomping in followed by Sasuke, who was sporting a busted lip and black eye.
Sasuke sighed as he sat down next to Neji on the counter.
"You too?"
"Shut the fuck up, Neji."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONE! YOU BETTER HAVE HIM FOUND WITHIN THE WEEK OR ELSE! YOU HAVE ONE SIMPLE TASK TO DO, AND THAT WAS TO PACK ALL HIS THINGS UP AND HAVE THEM SHIPPED TO MY MANOR! FIND HIM OR ELSE!"
AN: FIVE GUESSES AS TO WHO THAT LAST PERSON WAS! ANYWAY, SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO UPDATE! MY COMPUTER'S BEEN REALLY BITCHY THIS PAST WEEK. ANYWAY...READ AND REVIEW! OH, AND VOTE IF YOU HAVE TIME TO! GIVE ME SOME SUGGESTIONS ALSO!
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DON'T OWN NARUTO...DREAMS DON'T COUNT...OR DO THEY...?