Interview With The Legend
Ok. So, since I am sorry that I have almost no time with the story, I have decided to put up an 'interview with the legend' it's an interview between sesshy and me, about me.
Krystal: So sesshy…
Sesshomaru: my name is Sesshomaru-sama to you
Krystal: ok fluffy
Sesshomaru: what?
Krystal: let's just get on with this.
Sesshomaru: fine
Krystal: how long have you been completely dominating Krystal's life with this story?
Sesshomaru: ah, a few years, maybe more.
Krystal: exactly how did you expect it to turn out?
Sesshomaru: well, I was hoping she would be super-talented, and portray me perfectly, but obviously, my hotness has melted her brain into making me soft.
Krystal: O.O'
Sesshomaru: why do you pull that face?
Krystal: …uh, nevermind, anyway, what did the story seem like, at the beginning?
Sesshomaru: well, it seemed a bit rushed, and stupid that I had to be in love with the miko
Krystal: yes anyway, do you think Krystal will make the story worthwhile to read?
Sesshomaru: not really, not even I could tell you that, I mean, her life is so rushed these days, she doesn't even know which class to go to.
Krystal: are you like, a stalker, or something?
Sesshomaru: no, I just hang around, in her mind, taunt her with the thought of ditching class to write another chapter, but there is this other, annoying person, who keeps telling her to stay in class, listen, pay attention and to ignore me, she says her name is…
Krystal: mum?
Sesshomaru: no, something like, Paul.
Krystal: o…k…, well. What does her life contain, at this point?
Sesshomaru: well, she has quite a few assignments, long actually, she has to keep in touch with her friends and her mother is pelting her with all the chores, like dishes, drinks, cleaning, washing, cooking, you know, all those, while she stares longingly at the black computer screen on her desk.
Krystal: yes, so. What have you done to her?
Sesshomaru: what do you mean?
Krystal: what has your… being there, done to her?
Sesshomaru: well, I have caught her drooling in class a few times, and when she falls asleep in class, I am always there, of course, I taunt her with ideas for the story, I have also made her walk into many objects such as trees, posts, lamp-posts, other people and walls, oh and she trips over the most incredible things, I mean, I caught her tripping over NOTHING the other day, I'll tell you, it was most entertaining.
Krystal: O.O'…
Sesshomaru: see.
Krystal: uh, what?
Sesshomaru: the face, again
Krystal: oh right, well, onto the next question.
Sesshomaru: what's this?
Krystal: *shredding sound can be heard*
Sesshomaru: oh, this is fun
Krystal: O.O…
Sesshomaru:*shredding sound continues*
Krystal: that…that's my-y… THAT'S MY ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT!
Sesshomaru: huh?
Krystal: IT WAS 1200 WORDS LONG YOU IDIOT!
Sesshomaru: what is an assignment?
Krystal: what I spend my life on instead of writing!
Sesshomaru: WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT! (It was actually Kyle, my brother, who decided to shred it, if you were wondering, he's 2 years OLDER than me)
Krystal:*cries*
Sesshomaru: O.O'
Krystal: HAHA *sniff* you pulled that face *sniff*
Sesshomaru: I did?
Krystal: yes!
Sesshomaru: fine
Krystal: ok… on with the next question.
Sesshomaru:*sigh*
Krystal: when did you decide to make Krystal make the story?
Sesshomaru: why don't you check the post?
Krystal: because that's not when she had STARTED it, it's when she FINISHED it.
Sesshomaru: ok, she had it lying around for a couple of years, she wrote it when she was 11, somewhere around that anyway.
Krystal: can you tell us what inspired her?
Sesshomaru: well, me.
Krystal: besides you?
Sesshomaru: she had watched as many of the episodes as she could, and read quite a lot of fan fiction before she started, and she's still addicted to it.
Krystal: yes, I see, what made her watch the episodes?
Sesshomaru: well, when she was very young, before she started liking boys, she was sitting around watching TV. Then she flipped the channel, and came across a newish film, which she later discovered to be Inuyasha, who then became her first crush, in history. Then, a few months later, she forgot it, for a long time, then, one day, when she was 11 she was SUPER bored, and playing around on her computer, she decided to look up a random name on Google search, however, somehow, the name Inuyasha popped into her head, she searched it and found, a picture, the white haired man somehow seemed familiar to her so she decided to watch the first episode, and doing so, made her addicted.
Krystal: wow, long story.
Sesshomaru: yep.
Krystal: was there any evidence leading back to her knowing she had watched it when she was young?
Sesshomaru: yes. One day, she had decided to trace Inuyasha's face, but she had to pause it, so she did, and traced it, in her messy little way, later, Krystal found this, hidden in the top of her cupboard, under ancient books.
Krystal: wow, so what do you think will happen later in the story?
Sesshomaru: I don't know why don't YOU tell them?
Krystal: because I'M asking YOU
Sesshomaru:*sigh* fine, I believe that it will be filled with…
Krystal: c'mon say it!
Sesshomaru: …
Krystal: …
Sesshomaru: nothing!
Krystal: O.O'…Eh?
Sesshomaru: I believe that she sucks at writing, I mean, she doesn't even have many reviews, c'mon, OBVIOUSLY people don't like her!
Krystal: but *sniff* I thought they did
Sesshomaru: oh man, DON'T CRY!
Krystal: why?*sniff*
Sesshomaru: beca… well I don't know.
Krystal: d…do y-you ha-ate me-e? *sob*
Sesshomaru: O.O DON'T CRY!
Krystal: why-y? *sob*
Sesshomaru: because if you ditch me, I will fade in corner for the rest of eternity and your story will never be finished! That's why!
Krystal: you-u you actually c-care?
Sesshomaru:*sigh* yes.
Krystal: YAY!
Sesshomaru: O.O'
Krystal: I'm happy now!
Sesshomaru: I… see
Krystal: anyway.
Sesshomaru: anyway what?
Krystal: I'm going to tell them some of what will happen
Sesshomaru: but?
Krystal: I AM!
Sesshomaru: but, didn't you say that was my job?
Krystal: yes and what a great job you did.
Sesshomaru: well.
Krystal: anyway, the story will not be VERY close to the real one, lets just say, well, I'm going to be in it, and I'm going to fall in love as well, but I'm keeping the person secret, and exactly WHO I am secret.
Sesshomaru: but aren't you going to be-
Krystal: SHHHHHHHH!
Sesshomaru: ok
Krystal: fine, anyway, I better go now, I've work to do, cya all!
Sesshomaru: bye
Krystal: ;D
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