A/N: Hopefully I made it easier to understand. :/
~A Quick Back Track~.
KAGAMINE WHO THE- "shouts Gakupo as he tries to dodge the eggplants and bananas being thrown at him by a very drunk me "GAKUPO YOUR BANNED FROM MY ROOM!", shouts a pissed off Kagamine just before she/he accidently pushes him out the window. A large eco of a crash is heard throughout the neighborhood. Poor guy, all that can be seen of him is his long silky purple hair and eggplants with splattered bananas. Kagamine peeks out the window scared sober. I squeeze Kagamine hand tight with one hand while I dial 911 with the other.
~End of back track~
~Gakupo lives~
After being pushed out the window by Len, Gakupo quickly hit's the blue teleport circle on his chest leaving behind everything that's not connected to it. He ends up in a large bubbly bathtub. Not wanting to take the chance of meeting the person it's for he swims towards the sides. Almost half way there a huge green dinosaur monster with orange and yellow stripes on its tummy pops out in front of him. His face falls when he sees the monster. The monster roars angrily at the frighten Gakupo.
The dinosaur monster grabs the startled Gakupo. "Gakupo, what is the meaning of this!" growls the monster. It took him a second to stop staring at the monster's shiney buck teeth. He gulps just before explaining things to this monster. The monster looks at him in awe before getting out of the tub with him, delicately squeezed in its claws.
" Hee hee hee.. This could be a fun month after all," thought the monster drops Gakupo onto the floor. Gakupo watches the monster shape shifts into a little 7 year old boy. The boy looks at Gakupo with a huge smile on its face that reached ear to ear. Gakupo shudders in responds.
"Lord Gachapoid, you look very scary when you smile." says Gakupo nervously. Gachapoid squirms with delight, ignoring Gakupo's comment. He was too busy thinking things to do with his soon to be new toy." Gakupo call Iroha for me." Gachapoid demanded. Gakupo bow his head at Gachapoid cursing his luck. While biting his lips he presses a shiny cat shape button next to the door.
"Hmm now, bring me some clothes Gakupo. It's cold in here."Gachapoid says while Gakupo stands up and makes his way towards the door wishing he had paid more attention to where he teleported.
~Back with Piko~~ Piko's POV~.
"Tell me why are we here for a large purple head carrot?" ask a very annoyed pink man in a nurse uniform. "Sir I think you're mistaken!" chokes out Len as s/he squeezes my hand for support.
" I-I-I pushed my friend out the window!.. It was an-" Frowning the pink man put his hand out in front of Len's face. The tears came out of Lens' more fiercely now. Out of habit I rub Len's back hoping it would calm Len down.
The pink man signals for someone to come. "Crazy kids" grunts the very pissed off cruelly haired shorty dragging a huge carrot towards our way. I look at it dumb found. It's weird seeing a carrot look so big and purple" I stated the obvious.
Len wipes the tears away and squints his/her eyes for a better look. Len laughs while the tears continues fall. "Len are you ok?" I ask nervously. Len gives me a reassuring smile and shakes his/her head no. I blinked at Len in confusion.
"I'm better then ok. The pink guy's right! So my friend must not be dead!" laughs Len rubs his/her eyes again. I and the pink man couldn't help but to blush him/her cute maniac laugh.
." Oi, Luki! Get your lazy ass over here and help me drag this heavy son of a bitch!" yells the shorty. Luki (the pink guy.) rubs his temples trying to ignoring her." So what are your names?" Luki asks trying very hard to ignore her now.
"Omfg. Never mind their names! Help me out now," roars shorty.
"My name's Rin." Len says shyly. Luki pulls a card out his pocket while smiling back at Len. I don't know why but this makes my blood boil looking at them.
"I SAID HELP ME!"A huge purple carrot hits Luki right across the face and I couldn't be happier.
I happily pulled Len towards my house while Luki and his partner have a "talk". A couple of minutes later I ask"Len why did you tell him your name is Rin?" Len blinks before explaining"Its another way of saying my name. Len and Rin are left and right. So every time I change into a girl I use Rin instead of Len. It makes things easier for people."
"Ok…Hey, Rin can you please change back to being Len?" Len stops gives me a long hard look. "Why ask?" Len asks looking bothered. I freak out and say the first thing that pops into my mind.
"It's disturbing." I said while mentally slapping myself for saying that. "Is that so..." Len says with his/her head down. I put my hand on his/her shoulder hoping to talk to him/her before it's too late.
"Len I-"I started saying before Len cuts me off yelling "Well at least I don't have a cord coming out my butt!" He slams his hand on the bandana on his/her shirt. A huge roller dozer comes out with a green little boy sitting next to a curvy brunet on the very top.
"Any last words stupid" growls Len.
"I hope not!" yells the green boy. I saw Len's eyes widen at the sound of the voice. Len jerks her/his head around to see who it is. "Great Ruler Gachapoid" Len stutters out. I look at Gachapoid in shock and quickly bow my head.
Wow! That kid looks different from what I thought our ruler would look like. I wonder how could that kid be the fearsome Gachapoid and who's the big boob brunet next to him? "Raise your head silver one." demanded Gachapoid. I look at Len for help but his face was covered. I stand up straight looking at lord Gachapoid.
"You don't have to be so stiff. We're all friends, right?" says the woman next to him. She waves a hand in a flirtatious way while smiling down at me.
I blink not understand if she's being cute or serious. She licks her lips at me which sends shivers down my spine. "Gachapoid he's so cute! I can just eat him whole."
Gachapoid pats her shoulder while saying" Meiko settle down. Now is not the time to think about your stomach. "He wickedly laughs out loud. "It almost sounds like a monster roaring…" I think.
Meiko huffs"Silver one and Rin do you two understand why we are here?" I look down at a stiff Len and back at Gachapoid.
"Why are you here Greart Ruler?" I ask unsure if he will answer.
"It's not obvious? I'm here to kidnap you and have you stone to death in front of your parent after a series of rape!" chirps Gachapoid . He laughs even louder making all except Meiko freeze in place.
"Geeeeee I'm joking. Silver one, I'm actually here to move you." Gachapoid says.
"What"ask Len jerking her head up.
"That's right. Your friend is lucky enough to move in with none other than dun dun duh Meiko! And you're helping him."Gachapoid happily chirps.
"You're joking, right?" Len looks at him desperately.
"No, from now on your friend will be living with Meiko and her friends" Len turns towards me and open's his/her arms. Before he/she could hug me, Meiko jumps off the roaller dozer and pushes Len aside just before squeezing me between her breasts.
"OMG we're going to be best friends." she giggles. I frown not liking the idea of leaving my mom for this big boob lady.
Meiko swings me around fiercely in her breasts and says "Gachapoid this is the bestest present ever!"
~End of Chapter 2~