The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: 12 Push
Pen name: Minnakoda
Pairing: Bella
Rating: T
Photos for prompts 1, 7, 13, 19, & 25 can be found here:
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Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, and boyfriend didn't make me coffee this morning. Woe is me...
"What are you doing, Em?"
"Hey B, I'm pasting a picture of Edward in the dictionary next to the word 'Vagina'."
"Why?"
"Because it's the closest he'll ever get to one?"
I looked down at my crotch and sighed. Poor Giney, it's true, Edward is never gonna try anything past a church kiss. Pushing him was useless; he was too much of a prude.
"Hey, cheer up little B, that's what God invented internet porn for, right?"
I rolled my wrist and grinned over at him.
"Yeah, but I think I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome."
Emmett's guffaws filled the room.
Tea is really not as satisfying as coffee.