Author's Notes:
You know those incorrect quote generators?
Well yeah I'm just gonna comply the prompts, the ones I like the most and who knows maybe I'll make one of them an actual chapter.
Editor Notes:
Noticed there wasn't any lines to indicate when prompt stopped.
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Ryuu, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Alise: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Ryuu: Ohhhh-
Bell: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Astraea: How did you even get in here?
Alise: Bell's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Alise's door"!
Bell: I'm closing the window.
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Lyra: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Kaguya: I would say infinitesimally.
Alise: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Ardii: I told Ryuu that her ears turn red when she lies.
Bell: Do they?
Ardii: No.
Bell: Then why did you tell them that?
Ardii: Because I can do this.
Ardii: Hey Ryuu! Do you love us?
Ryuu, with her hands over her ears: No.
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Ardii: But what about Alise?
Bell: Don't worry about her.
Bell: I once watched her fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Lyra: May luck and this picture of Kaguya eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning be with you.
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Alise: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Alise, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Alise: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Lyra: *out cold on the ground*
Bell: Oh my god, do you think she's okay?!
Ryuu, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Lyra's face*
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Alise: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Ardii: But are you shuffling?
Alise: Everyday.
Ryuu: What language are you two speaking??
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Alise: You're violent.
Lyra: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Kaguya You're drunk.
Lyra:Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Kaguya
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Alise, talking to the mirror: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Alise: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Alise: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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Ryuu: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Alise: Forty five seconds?!?
Ryuu: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Alise, hugging Ryuu: Too late.
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Lyra: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Ryuu: IT.
Kaguya: Annabelle.
Bell: Paranormal Activity.
Alise: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
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Bell: Hey, Lyra? I need advice.
Lyra: I'm pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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Bell: So, I've been thinking Airmid-
Airmid: That's dangerous.
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Kaguya: I made tea.
Lyra : I don't want tea.
Kaguya: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Lyra : Then why did you tell me?
Kaguya: It's a conversation starter.
Lyra : It's a horrible conversation starter.
Kaguya: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Alise: As your best friend—
Ryuu:Ardii is my best friend.
Alise, holding a knife: As your best friend—
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Lyra , to Ryuu: If Alise doesn't say "I'm QUEEN of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Alise, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'MQUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!
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Bell: Are you mad?
Ryuu: No.
Bell: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Alise: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Bell, blushing: Eh?Okay.
Lyra : It's fucking summer.
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Alise: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Kaguya?
Kaguya: No.
Alise: I think I speak for Kaguya when I say it sounds really super
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Alise: If I run and leap at Ryuu, she will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Alise, running towardsRyuu: Coming in!
Ryuu: No! I'm holding coffee!
Ryuu: *Drops coffee and catches Ryuu*
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Syr: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Bell: So you're just gonna wait until Ryuu is in danger and save her?
Syr: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Bell: ...
Bell: You're insane.
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Ryuu: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Bell: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Alise: FLOOR IT!!
Ryuu: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Bell:YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Ryuu: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Alise: DO IT!
Bell: NO-
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Ryuu: Kaguya! Have you no dignity?
Kaguya: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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Lyra : *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Airmid, cleaning the blood: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you.
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The squad is playing a team sport*
Kaguya: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Ryuu?
Alise: Have you ever played a game with Ryuu?
Kaguya: No...
Ryuu: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a beastman?
Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Ryuu, chasing Bell: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Alise: There's nothing to do...
Kaguya: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Alise: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
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Alise: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Alise: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Alise: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Bell: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Bell : *on the phone* Hey Astraea, do you know my blood type?
Astraea: Of course, it's B-.
Bell : Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, Airmid-!
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Alise: Kaguya told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
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Astraea: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Bell: Get two more chairs.
Alise: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Kaguya: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Ryuu: I would never be near children.
Lyra : Get rid of two kids.