Narrator:
It was a bright and beautiful day in the city of Orario, no crime, no explosions, just a peaceful day.
I wonder how long that will last.
For today chapter we'll be following the whacky adventure of our white haired rabbit.
Who seems to be peacefully strolling around the streets, huh that's weird maybe the whacky adventure will start later.
5 minutes later.
...
Nope, he still just strolling around, humming to himself... oh wait he stopped.
And he just sneezed... ok, maybe a couple more minutes?
20 minutes later.
...
So nothing has happened yet, he went to the hostess a couple of minutes ago but he just went there eat breakfast, chat with some of the waitresses and then left, this is quite a riveting story.
But it seems like he's heading towards babel, maybe he's going to the dungeon and that's where the adventure starts!
10 minutes later.
...
Nope, apparently not he just went to the guild to hand over some reports... and now he's heading back home.
Why are you still reading this? It seems like it's just gonna be a peaceful day for our rabbit nothing interesting is happening.
And now looks, he's getting some jagamarukuns... Truly this defiantly one of the chapters of ever made.
1 hour later.
...
We can see rabbit boy doing some paper work with our favorite red head sleeping on his lap.
WTF, it would be FUNNY! IF WE GOT TO SEE HOW THIS HAPPENED BUT NOOOOOOO!
5 hours later.
...
Dear Reader, if you're still reading that means you must be really bored or you have high hopes that something will happen.
So I'm gonna nib this thing in the butt and say nothing interesting is gonna happen, I've been here watching 5 WHOLE HOURS AND IT HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT PAPER WORK AND THE OCCASINAL ALISE MUMMERS IN HER SLEEP!
Do you guys want me to narrate 5 hours worth of paper work?! Now that I say it, that could work, I mean that's like 10k words for 1 chapter and you guys would have so much content with that.
...
Hmm maybe, It's not that hard as well to narrate it, Bell picking up papers, reading them and signing them with Alise occasionally moving around and mummering something she dreamt 2 chapters ago. And I just have to copy and paste the whole thing and just have Alise say different things once in a while.
Yeah that's sounds good.
I know what's gonna be the next chapter ladies and gents.
13 hours later.
...
Hmmmm? You're still here? Dude, stop reading it's just a normal day for our rabbit today.
Maybe you should do your homework today, I know you have one, so just do it.
The Rabbit is already sleeping, I don't see any way to make this chapter interesting.
Hmm? You mean we can go see his dreams just like in the Alise chapter?
I mean I could do that but that's kinda cheap, I already made a dream chapter.
Besides you guys are gonna get a 10k chapter of Bell doing paperwork.
...
Fineeeeeeeeee then.
Let's go inside the mind of a Rabbit.
--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--
Rabbit's POV:
CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT! CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!
CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!
CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT! KILLLLL!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!
CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!
CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!CARROT!
Oopss wrong rabbit.
--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--
Actual Rabbit's POV:
"Hmmm~"
I hummed a simple tune as I walked by the street.
Eh? Now that I think about it, where is everyone?
I checked all around me and found no one, not a single person, it was quite, too quite.
"HELLOOO! ANYONE HERE!?"
I shouted, but I heard nothing else other than my echo.
Ok this was weird, even in most quietest days in Orario you could still find hundreds of people walking down the streets.
I kept on moving searching streets to streets, nothing, nada, not a single person the entire streets were all empty, merchants stalls were open but no one was there, some lights in some building were also open but when I knocked no came out.
Maybe I should check the guild, there's got to be people there.
With a plan in mind, I bolted towards the pantheon.
As I get nearer to the guild, the more streets I found empty.
This is getting worrisome, but there wasn't anything indicating something happened it just seemed like everyone disappeared.
Which too be honest scared me even more.
Arriving at the guild, I shouted.
"Eina-san! Rose-san! Hello anyone here!?"
And once again, I am baffled not a single person was here.
No adventurers, no advisors, no one.
"I gotta to go to Astraea-sama."
This was getting scary, I need to tell my familia what's happening.
Narrator:
We see the rabbit sprint down the streets to his home.
Wow this is getting interesting, I guess it was a good idea to go inside his dream or more of a bad dream.
Well anyways onto to the story, Bell kept on running and running until he suddenly stops.
As he's ear twitches like a rabbit he is. He then hears ummm... electric guitars? Which shouldn't even exist in this era. Now that I think about do they have fridges? Like the monster stones acts as a power source, so its basically electricity so it's not to far of a leap thinking they can have fridges right?
Wait I'm getting side track, anyways Bell hears some electric guitars.
"Ah, yes"
WTF is happening? , as Bell heard the voice he looked around himself to found no one but for some reason the ground was shaking.
"Is there an earthquake?!"
Bell shouted, as the rubble got louder and louder looking for the source of it. He looks behind to only see what seems to be a cloud of dust? Wait no looking a lot closer it seems to look like a stamped of girls? Wait I gotta check this again... Yeah its a stamped of girls.
"Well, looky here, looky here, ah, what do we have?"
Singing?! Both me and the rabbit thought.
Confused with everything, Bell stood motionlessly for 2 seconds until he realized that the stamped of girls were getting nearer.
"Another pretty thing ready for me to grab"
As the girls got nearer, which allowed Bell to see all the girls (mostly the ones in the front) which made him shock when he saw most of Familia was in the stamped with some of his friends as well.
He didn't know why but he's entire body screamed for him to run. And as Sun Tzu once famously said "Run away, Simba. Run. Run away, and never return." and with those wise words the rabbit run as the song continues to play.
"But little does she know that I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing"
"'Cause at the end of the night, it is her I'll be holding"
Bell ran, like he never ran before and as Bell picked up his speed so did the girls.
"I love you so (hey)"
"That's what you'll say (that's what you'll say)"
"You'll tell me baby, baby, please don't go away (don't go away)"
"But when I play, I never stay (but when I play, I never stay)"
"So every girl that I meet, yeah, this is what I say"
As Bell noticed the girls were getting close, he made a sharp turn to the left. Watching them all go pass him Bell sight into relief not until he felt his hair stand up and noticed some girls in front of him which made run once again.
"Run, run, run away, run away, baby"
"Before I put my spell on you"
"You better get, get, get away, get away, darling"
"'Cause everything you heard is true"
"Your poor little heart will end up alone"
"'Cause Lord knows I'm a rolling stone"
"So you better run, run, run away, run away, baby"
As Bell ran, the girls he was able to fool saw him once again and started another game of cat and mouse or more like wolf and rabbit.
"Well, let me think, let me think, ah, what should I do?"
"So many eager young bunnies that I'd like to pursue"
"Now even though they're eating out the palm of my hand"
"There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it"
As the chase continued Bell found himself surroundedby the girls. Looks like he's trapped.
"Alise?"
"Kaguya?"
"Ryuu?
"Astraea-sama!?"
Bell questioned his familia along with his goddess who where in the front lines along with his other friends including Ardii, Airmid, the entire waitress from the hostess, a familiar blue haired goddess and a dark haired dark elf.
None of them spoke, as all they did was smile then the next he knew they jumped on top of him.
"So you better run, run, run away, run away, baby"
--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--
Narrator:
"Ahh!"
Bell screamed as he jolted out from his bed.
Bell took some deep breaths, calming down his heart as he looks at his surrounding.
"*sigh, It was just a nightmare."
He said, as he slowly rest his head to bed once again. Resting in his bed his whole body turned red for having a dream like that.
"Stupid Grandpa, I was 6 years old."
Bell cursed his grandfather, from all the teachings he taught a young Bell but luckily for the young Bell he was too innocent to fully understand he's grandfather's teachings with also thanks for "mother" who would blast his grandfather if he ever went to far with lessons.
As Bell remembered those times, a smile crept onto his face and started to sleep once again.
"Ah, yes"
--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--
Author's Notes:
Eating cheetos, drinking coke, inside an AC room, watching Sonic Boom and listening to some Bruno Mars while being sleep deprived has made me write this.
Also I hope you enjoy the new cover for awhile because I'm gonna change it in the next so savor it while you can, don't ask me who gave it to me and why they gave it to me but they gave it to me.
And be prepared for the 10k Bell doing paper work chapter.
I'm looking forward to write that.