Dudley was scared, he almost couldn't move. He hardly even noticed himself pick up the note. He read it and almost died. This is what it said:

Dear Dudley

I am sorry, whell actually I'm not. I can't be with yoou. Reallly I don't want to be with you. You are welll verie embarrassing. e were terrible tgether. I tok a plane home. We're one as partner too. We am tired of seein you. We're doe.

Goodbye forever.

Kitty

Dudley couldn't believe it. He thought Kitty loved him. But something was eating at him. Why did write the note like that? She never spelled anything wrong. Then he remembered something. He had read the Lemony Snickett series. In one of the books the kid's Aunt had spelled things wrong in a suicide note to tell them where she truly was. He knew Kitty had read the books too. He looked at the note and found a million errors.

He found H, O, L, and kept decoding. He got out the words, HOLLYWOOD SIGN.

He had to get to the Hollywood sign.

He grabbed the jetpack he and Kitty brought in case. He flew all the way to the Hollywood sign. When he got there he saw nothing. He screamed for Kitty. He went behind the H and saw Kitty all tied up and had a scarf around her mouth.

"Kitty!" he exclaimed, throwing the jetpack aside. Kitty looked up and started shaking her head and trying to talk to him but all he heard was, "MMMMMM! M, M, MMMM!"

"What, I can't understand"- before he could finish he was pushed down a hole about three feet away from him.

He looked around him after the fall and couldn't see anything. He looked up and noticed that the hole was about eight feet deep, just like his dream. At the top of the hole was none other was Jack Rabbit.

"Ah Danny!" he said.

"Can you ever get my name right?" he replied.

Jack dragged Kitty over to the hole and uncovered her mouth. "What do you want Jack?" she screamed. "You can have me! Just let Dudley go!"

"I want you both. If I only try to destroy one of you, the other will just try to fight back!" Jack said. "So I'll just kill you both!"

Dudley kicked the dirt out of frustration, really hard. Then he noticed that the ground was pretty weak. A lot of dirt had come out of that kick. He waited till Jack was laughing evilly and then, as fast as he could; he dug a hole across and up. He got to the top just as Jack was yelling down the hole, "Any last words Denny?"

"Yea." Dudley said behind Jack. "Puppy Punch!" Jack turned around just in time to see a fist going towards his face.

Jack was knocked out cold.

Dudley put hand cuffs on him and called the police.

After the police got there and took Jack away, Dudley and Kitty embraced.

"What happened?" Dudley asked

Kitty told him that Jack had snuck into her hotel room and forced her to write the note.

"I didn't mean any of that." she said. "I do love you." He just made me write that so you wouldn't come looking."

Dudley stared at her for a long time and finally kissed her.

"I love you too." he said.

For the rest of the week they had fun together and didn't encounter anymore badguys.

The End