Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lisa: Dad, what's wrong?
Homer: I dreamed we were in a terminal waiting to go to a place for Indians.
Lisa: Dad, we are going to the American Indian Mueseum.
Homer: I'm scared.
Lisa: Here is your superglue.
Homer: Yay! Superglue time!
Flight Attendant: No liquids because of terrorist activities.
Homer: I'll show you!
He glues the flight attendant's hand to the metal detector
Flight Attendant: Sir, come back now!
Homer: Never!
Lisa: Sorry about that! I'll try to catch him. Dad?
Homer: I must fly to safety!
He goes into the plane
Lisa: Dad the safest spot is seat 13B!
Homer: Ha! You'll wish you never told me that!
Homer sits down and buckles up. Lisa sits next to him.
Pilot: Time for takeoff.
Lisa: Time for tolerance!
Homer: What is that?
Lisa: Learning about others and respecting them.
Homer: Respect? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Next chapter mid-flight
Flight Attendant: Hello? Anyone there? Help!