As Lisa and Homer were sitting in an airplane, Homr was squirming.
"Lisa," he said; "I have to go to the bathroom."
"Dad, I asked you five minutes ago if you had to!" LIsa exclaimed.
"But I didn't have to go then!" Homer whined.
"Then you have to wait until I have to go again," Lisa ordered.
"But everyone knows you have a bladder the size of your brain" Homer persisted.
Lisa just tuned out homer with her cd player.
"If she won't take me to the bathroom, then I'll sneak out myself," Homer said with a grin. He slowly unbuckled and
melted out of his seat. He snuck into the bathroom.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," he sighed. He walked out of the bathroom with a silly grin on his face. "Just wait until Lisa hears I went to
the bathroom by myself and didn't get in trouble," he recited.
Then a huge man grabbed him and threw him in a closet.
"Okay, you are my hostage. You just do what I tell you" the terrorist demanded.
"Yay! I'm important." Homer exclaimed.
"Shhhhh. Be quiet." the terrrorist warned.
"Okay. Yay! I'm important," Homer whispered.
"Don't talk. Say kapeesh if you understand."
"But you said not to talk."
"Just... Al-Queda doesn't pay enough," the terrorist said as he left.
Homer walked out. The pilot came up to him and asked, "Do you want to see me drive this?"
"Sure," Homer agreed. They walked into the cockpit. Homer glued the pilot's hand to the steering wheel.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! We are going to die!" yelled the pilot.
Homer ran out and sat in his seat.
"Dad, where have you been?" Lisa asked.
"Oh, just going to the bathroom. And guess what? I didn't even get in trouble!" Homer bragged, as they felt a huge thump.
Next chapter:The hotel