Hi there - sorry it's been a long time since I last updated, but i've been kinda busy (and lazy). Hopefully, I will get back to updating weekly.

So enjoy this installment of KINGDOM HEARTS SURVIVOR!!!!


Chapter 5 Bob Fever

-Camp Warriors of Justice-

Sora was going through an 'I love Bob the Builder' phase. And once again, Vexen was the poor soul stuck with the energetic boy.
" And guess what happened next?" Sora asked with his eyes sparkling so much, that Vexen made a mental note to buy a mew pair of sunglasses.

"He fixed it?" Vexen asked in a flat tone.

"Yep! He fixed it!" Sora exclaimed nearly bursting with happiness. He tied his blankie around his neck and ran around the campsite, shouting, "We can fix it, yes we can! We can fix it, yes we can! We can fix it, yes we-" Sora was unable to finish his chant due to Leon 'accidentally' smacking him upside the a head with a plank. He collapsed face first into the sand muttering, "I took one for the team, Bob..."

"Argh! I'm so hungry!" Axel complained making a sand angel. Riku came walking back from the beach with a wooden rod and 3 medium sized fish. Everyone stared at the teen.

"What?" he asked.

"Fish..." Axel drooled.

"Oh no you don't! Go make yourselves fishing poles and get your own lunch!" Riku shouted holding his fish protectively. There was a rush as everyone ran to find ways to spear a fish.

"Green beans!" Riku exclaimed as he went to cook his fish.

-Camp Dominators-

The camp was deathly silent. Everyone was in a line while Larxene paced back and forth.

"Now, are you gonna tell me who voted to kick me out of camp?!" She asked, her eyes glittering malevolently. When she got no reply, she picked up a handful of sand and exclaimed, "Where's the beef?!" as she threw the sand at the assembly. Demyx ducked dawn and said sadly,

"Now's the time to kiss our butts goodbye, people cuz she's going into crazy shouting mode!"

"YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SAVAGES! IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO VOTED FOR ME, I WILL PERSONALLY RIP THEIR HEAD OFF, SHOVE TOOTHPICKS THROUGH THEIR EARS, COOK THEM IN OIL AND FEED THEM TO MY PET TERRIERS! NOW GET ME SOME FOOD!" She screamed. Everyone ran off to find Larxene some food, with the exception of Cloud who hadn't been listening in the first place.

Suddenly, everyone's attention was drawn to the ground, as something was digging just underneath the surface. Up popped... a beaver! With a letter in it's mouth! Larxene took the letter, kicked the beaver, ate a banana, then read the note.

"The next challenge has been announced." She said and walked off.

"Wow, this chapter was short!" Xigbar exclaimed as he followed the others.


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