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Justin's Shampoo Bubbles
-Camp Warriors of Justice
Team Warriors of Justice was celebrating their victory by playing limbo. The current reigning champion was surprisingly, Vexen. Said person was laughing in the faces of all the young people he had beaten. Needless to say, their confidence will be forever damaged.
Leon walked over to Riku and asked, "What in the world is Sora doing?" The man pointed to Sora whose face would change from expressionless, to grinning, then back to expressionless. Riku sighed.
"He's trying to copy Zexion. Apparently, he has become Sora's idol."
Leon raised an eyebrow and asked, "How did that happen?"
Riku shrugged, "I have no idea, but there's no way Sora will be able to be as calm and collected as Zexion."
From his spot in the shadows as the camp's lookout, Sephiroth said, "Something is approaching from the sky."
"It must be the prize for winning the challenge." Zexion stated calmly.
"I agree." Sora said coolly with his arms crossed. Then his calm expression broke and he exclaimed, "See! I sounded just like you! Didn't I, huh? Huh?"
If Sora were bugging anyone other than Zexion, they would have snapped and done something terribly violent to the Keyblade master. But not Zexion.
"Whatever." was his only reply.
Then a couple of helicopters appeared carrying a large crate. They set it down on the ground with a thud. Men reached out from the helicopter, threw some confetti and shouted in a sing-song voice, "Congratulations on winning your challenge, challenge, challenge, challengeee!!!" One man was still singing after the others had stopped. He was smacked by another man.
"Shut up, Bob!" he muttered. The men retreated into the helicopters and flew off into the distance. Team Warriors of Justice approached the crate curiously.
"Can we burn it?" Axel asked eagerly.
"No." Axel's shoulders slumped, "Let's see what's inside." Riku said.
"Perfect! This'll give me the opportunity to test out my new chainsaw!" Xemnas said pulling a chainsaw out of his cloak and everyone jumped back a few feet in shock.
"Umm.." Zexion began.
"Don't interrupt this special moment of my life!" Xemnas yelled as pulled the cord and began hacking away at the box.
"Oh yeah! Destruction rules! Bababab-ba ba bum! Hehehahahah!" The chainsaw suddenly came to a halt. Xemnas looked at it sadly and said, "My baby...ran out of gas..."
Zexion stepped up and cleared his throat. "As I was trying to say before, that was completely unnecessary. There is a lever that says 'pull to open'." he said pointing at a bright orange lever.
Xemnas ignored him and, looking distraught, carried his chainsaw away to gibe it a proper funeral. Riku had the honor of pulling the lever and the crate opened up revealing a food bar, complete with a fat man wearing a chef's uniform. The man looked around dazedly and asked, "Where in the heck am I? The last thing I remember was winning Iron Chef..." Then, seeing that he had an audience, exclaimed, "You people look hungry! Let me make you some mouth watering food!" Everyone was so happy that they did the chicken dance.
While they were waiting for their food, Sora noticed a smaller box next to the bar.
"Hey, what do you think is in that box, Riku?" he asked pointing to it.
The silver haired teen shrugged, "Let's open it." Everyone watched as Riku released the lever and the box opened and out popped...Justin Timberlake!
"Holy strawberry pop tarts! It's that guy from N'sync!" Sora yelled.
"That was like, years ago, like where have you been?" Justin said dusting off his shirt.
"Why on earth are you here?" Vexen asked.
"To sing a very special song for you guys." Justin answered reaching back into the crate and bringing out a stereo. He pushed a button and music started playing.
"I'm bringing sexy back, yeah!
The other boys don't know how to act..."
Suddenly, the radio was crushed by Sephiroth's foot and his sword was at the singer's throat.
"Dude, this is not cool." the man gulped.
"I hate that song. Open your mouth one more time and you die." Sephiroth paused then added, "Besides, if anyone is bringing sexy back, it's me - not you."
Justin gulped, turned around and fled into the relative safety of the forest.
"Awww...there went Mr. N'sync man." Sora said sadly.
"Food's ready!" the fat chef called.
"Yay! Food!" Sora said excitedly forgetting all about poor Justin Timberlake.
-Camp Dominators
Larxene was on a rampage. "How could we, tribe Dominators, have lost to that bunch of babbling idiots?!"
"Hey! Don't try to blame this on us!" Xigbar shouted indignantly pointing at the woman. "You were the one who chose the loosing hand!"
Larxene glared daggers at the man. "Well, it could have been..." She looked around and picked out an individual, "Kairi who messed the whole team up!"
"What?! I wasn't even in the challenge!" Kairi shouted.
"Yeah, well your ugliness distracted everyone."
"What?" Kairi asked, her voice dangerously low.
"Ha ha. You heard me!" Larxene smirked, looking down at the red-head. The rest of the team members watched in anticipation.
"Well at least I'm not a fat, controlling psycho beeeeeep like you!" Kairi said scathingly.
Larxene gasped and her mouth opened and closed repeatedly, making her resemble a fish. She finally found her voice and shot back, "Oh yeah?! Well you're a beeeping beeeep who beeeeps a beeeeep!"
"O-oh yeah? Well, well, your mom!"
"Oh great comeback you prostitute."
"Gooey gel head!"
"Hooker!"
"Pighead!"
-2 hours later...
"Finger licker." Kairi said wearily.
"Snail lover." Larxene said equally as weary. The rest of the camp had lost interest in their little spat long ago, and the only one still watching was Yuffie (who loves this kind of thing), but even she was yawning and trying to keep from falling asleep. Finally, she stood up and stretched.
"Well, its been fun guys - call me when it's over."
Marluxia had convinced Demyx to help him out with watering the plants he had surrounding the camp. As Demyx watered them, Marluxia would tell him all about the plants - everything from their date of germination to their favorite dolor.
Xaldin was sitting under a tree sulking. "What's up dude?" Xigbar asked sitting sown next to him.
"I miss Saix..." Xaldin muttered.
"Oh yeah... that's right - you two were glaring contest buddies." Xigbar said airily.
"And it's all their fault he's gone!" Xaldin shouted throwing the girls an angry look.
"Dude? Dude?! Are you crying?!" Xigbar exclaimed in shock.
"N-no!" Xaldin denied, wiping his eyes.
"Uh...well... have fun with that." And the freelance shooter left Xaldin to wallow in his misery.
Aerith paused from her yoga exercises and peered into the forest. "Who's that?"
A man came out of the trees with a relieved expression on his face. "Thank goodness! I finally found someone else!" he exclaimed.
The girls of the camp all squealed and exclaimed, "It's Justin Timberlake!" They quickly surrounded the man.
"Ladies, ladies, there's plenty of me to go around!" he said holding his hands up.
"You do realize that half of those girls are underage, right?" Cloud asked. Justin's reply was drowned out by another ear piercing scream.
Marluxia and Demyx came from around the corner. "What's all of the commotion about?" Demyx asked.
"OMG! It's Justin Timberlake!" Marluxia exclaimed. The graceful assassin ran to the singer and said, "I'm a big fan! Could you sign my shampoo bottle?"
All of the girls froze and looked around at the man. "Where did you get shampoo?" Kairi asked.
Marluxia suddenly looked uncomfortable, "Uh, well, I kinda keep a bottle with me all of the time - you never know what could happen."
Justin was forgotten as the girls charged the unwary Nobody, each trying to grab a hold of the bottle.
"Ahhh! My baby!" Marluxia yelled sadly as the shampoo was ripped out of his hands.
"Dude, you're better off getting away while you can." Xigbar said walking up to Justin.
"That could end up being your fate." Cloud added guesturing toward the crazed crowd.
"Mmm! Strawberry!" came Yuffie's muffled voice from the pile of girls.
"Hmm...be torn apart by rabid fan girls or stay with other human beings..." Justin pondered as he kneeled down and drew an apple in the ground. Then, he got up and ran away into the trees without the girls noticing.
Suddenly, they all received a telepathic message from Ansem telling them to report for the next challenge.
Yay! I feel so proud of myself! I actually updated sooner!
And sorry if I somehow offended others with Justin's attitude. I'm not exactly a fan of his singing, soooooooooo...
