Sorry this didn't come faster - i've just been so busy and I lost track of time, and...well, you don't want to hear my pitiful excuses, go on and read!

Ansem returned to the beach where teen Warriors of Justice waited just as a pimped out boat docked. On its side was the name R.M.S. Titanic in bold red letters.

"Don't you think it's a bit foreboding to name a boat after the Titanic?" Vexen asked.

"Nonsense! This boat is as sturdy as a rock!" Ansem said patting the side of the boat.

"Boat?!" Imogene exclaimed, waking from her half unconscious state. "Just what I need!" She tore off her ripped samurai outfit revealing a pink flowery bikini. Before anyone could say anything, she ran aboard, shouting gleefully.

With their doubts, team Warriors of Justice followed Imogene aboard the boat and set sail. Ansem strolled to the deck and gestured to a table. "The food is over there-" he gestured toward a table piled with food. "-the chairs are over there." he pointed to a row of chairs(one of which was occupied by Imogene, who was slathered with tanning lotion), "Knock yourselves out."

Everyone ran to the food and began to stuff their faces. A few minutes later, Sora saw something that scarred him for life. Ansem had changed into a pair of orange swim trunks and had tanning oil rubbed all over his pale body. Though that wasn't what disturbed Sora - it was the fact that the man has 'Destiny' tattooed all over himself from head to toe. In fact, the only tattoo that wasn't Destiny related was an 'I love my mum' tattoo on his arm.

"Nya!" he shuddered and started twitching.

"What's wrong kid?" Axel asked. Sora pointed a trembling finger at Ansem. Axel looked to where Sora was pointing. "Ahhh! My eyes! My eyes - they burn!" Axel screamed covering his face. (no fire pun intended-)

"What is wrong with you two?" Vexen asked. The two trembling boys pointed toward Ansem with their faces covered. "Dear lord! What in the scientific world is wrong with that man?! Has he no decency?! No shame?!" And Vexen joined them cowering on the floor.

"What's the meaning of this?" Zexion asked surveying the three with disinterest. All three of them pointed to Ansem.

A moment passed and they could've sworn they saw the Nobody's visible eye twitch. Zexion said nothing and went to go sit under an umbrella. He pulled out a pair of sunglasses and slipped them on his face, flipping his hair over the right lens.

"I-I can do that too!" Sora said in a high pitched voice, sounding as if he was trying to convince himself. He pulled a kit labeled 'emergency' out of one of his giant pockets of deep dark secrets. Opening it, he started going through its contents. "Rubber ducky...Pez dispenser...spare house keys...cookie...How to Survive in the Wilderness for Dummies...another cookie...aha! Sunglasses!" he shouted triumphantly, pulling a pair of sunglasses on and putting them on.

"If Zexion can do it, then I can too!" he took a step toward the chairs. "I can do this. I can do this. I can do this." he chanted to himself over and over again as he pulled up a chair next to Zexion, all the while, trying not to look at Ansem. "He-hey Zex. Nice day for a cookie, isn't it?"

"Whatever."

"Do you want to play a game of solitaire?"

"Not really."

"Umm... how about water polo?"

"No."

"Nyahhh! I can't do it! I'm sorry! I've failed you Zexion!" Sora cried bowing to the Nobody then running away to put as much distance as possible between himself and Ansem as possible.

"I've got to go to the piddily diddly department." Riku announced. With that, he went into the cabin of the boat to find the bathroom.

"Yo peeps! It's gettin' kinda hot out here - let's go inside." Xemnas said.

"Yay!" Sora said running to be the first one inside.

"Oooh, look! Dance Dance Revolution!" Xemnas said excitedly, clapping his hands. Sora took off one of his gloves and smacked Xemnas across the face with it.

"I challenge you to a DDR duel!" he announced, "Because every good fanfic needs a DDR duel!"

Xemnas gasped and held his hand to his face. "I accept you little whelp! Prepare to be shown up!" So they started the game. Not surprising was the fact that Sora was winning. Xemnas growled in frustration and decided to resort to drastic measures. He decided that once he got off the island, he would sign up for a dance class. Then he was struck by an even better idea - cheating! He grinned as his hair suddenly curled and turned green and he sprouted a hatred for Christmas. He lashed out and viciously kicked Sora, who flew off balance and struck the steering wheel, turning it as he gripped it to keep himself on his feet.

Leon ran inside the cabin moments later and yelled out, "What in the world are you doing?! We're heading straight for an iceberg!"

"That's okay! I'll just go steer us out of this!" Sora declared turning the steering wheel.

"Sora?" Leon asked.

"What is it? I'm busy."

"You have the steering wheel."

"Yeah, I know - I'm trying to turn the ship."

"No, I mean, you're holding the wheel - and it isn't attached."

"Oh...Panic time!" Sora screamed throwing the wheel into the air.

"Everyone to the life boat of Destiny!" Ansem shouted, as the wheel came down from the sky and conked him over the head.
Meanwhile...Riku was still looking for the bathroom.

"How can it be this hard to find a bathroom?!" he exclaimed jumping from side to side. He opened one of the doors and saw a bunch of little people working in the engine room.

"Close the door human!" one of them shouted waving a shovel at the teen. He shut the door hurriedly and went on. There was a shudder and the boat shook. "Wonder what that was?" Riku murmured. He opened another door. "Hmm...There's a hole in the wall that's pouring water in - but no bathroom." he closed the door and walked on. A few seconds later found Riku running back to confirm what he had just seen. He pushed the door open and exclaimed, "Holy Crap! We're sinking at a moderately slow rate!" He ran through the boat and onto the deck. "Guys! We're sinking! Guys?...Where is everyone?"

"Riku!" someone called. Riku ran to the edge of the boat and saw everyone on a lifeboat floating out in the water.

"Noooooo! I've been abandoned! Tossed aside like last week's newspaper!" the teen cried.

"Quit monologing and swim over here!" Ansem called impatiently. Riku muttered something angrily under his breath and dove into the water. He made it to the lifeboat as the boat sank into the ocean. (The little people were jumping out and swimming away and off into the sunset.)

"Well I didn't see that coming." Axel commented.

"How could you not?! The author put in so much foreshadowing like the fact the boat was named Titanic, and the ice burg. You would have to be a moron to miss it!" Vexen exclaimed.

"Yeah, well, your face is a moron!" Axel said.

"You'd better show me some respect or else I'll-I'll" Vexen fumed.

"You'll what, you old coot?" Axel pushed with a grin.

"I'll push you into the water." Vexen said with a triumphant smirk.

"You wouldn't dare." Axel said heatedly. Vexen only widened his smirk as a reply. "Oh, it's on old man, it's on!" Axel shouted.

-Camp Dominators

The girls of camp Dominators were busy building a shrine for their lost teammate, Aerith. "Girls, unless we're careful, one of us may be next." Larxene said. "We're now outnumbered three to five. So all we have to do is get two of the men to join our side." She looked thoughtful. "Demyx will be easy - I have leverage over him. The question is - who else will join us?"

"What about Marluxia? We'll only have to bring out his inner female - which shouldn't be that hard." Kairi said.

"I don't think that'll work. He's kinda angry with us for plucking half of his flower garden for Aerith's shrine." Yuffie said pointing to the pink haired man who was sitting down and drawing three female figures in the dirt with a stick.

"They dare to pick my beautiful flowers without my say so?" he muttered, "Well, I'll teach them - I'LL TEACH THEM!!!!" he yelled as he stabbed the drawings.

"Then the answer is simple girls." Larxene said in her most devious voice. "We must turn them against each other."

Meanwhile, the boys (with the exception of Marly who was still being umm, whatever it was he was being) were lazing around in the shade.

"Dude - we are so awesome! Nothing can break our unity!" Xigbar said.

"Shut up Xigbar, you ugly eye patch face!"

Xigbar looked at Xaldin. "What did you call me?!"

"I didn't call you anything!" Xaldin said indignantly.

"Hmph. I'm watching you."

"I hate you - you pitiful excuse for a Nobody!"

"What did you say?!" Xaldin asked standing up.

"I didn't say anything!"

"You're making fun of me, aren't you?!"

"You are too!"

"That's it!" And Xigbar and Xaldin started fighting each other.

"Mission successful girls." Larxene smirked form her spot hidden in the trees.

"It's a good thing that I packed this 'sound like Xaldin or Xigbar megaphone' before we got here." Kairi said fingering the megaphone.

"Way to accessorize, girlfriend!" Yuffie said giving the redhead a high five. The girl's victory dance was interrupted as airplanes flew over the camp and dropped a box. It landed and everyone watched it curiously. The box opened up revealing a mechanical zed version of Ansem. It opened it's tiny robotic mouth and out came the real Ansem's voice.

"Report for your next challenge. Right now."

"What in the-" Demyx began, but the robot thingy cut him off by saying,

"You're not going fast enough!" It pulled out a miniature bb gun and started firing rounds at everyone.

"OW! That damn robot is gonna pay!" Larxene shouted angrily as they ran through the bushes. As they fled, they heard the maniacal laughter of the robot along with it's occasional shouts of 'Destiny'.

Do I have to ask?