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Team Destiny's ninjas headed back to camp, mentally exhausted from their last challenge. "I still don't get how Sora managed to beat us all at the intelligence challenge." Xemnas said plopping down against a tree.
"You're just upset because some little kid showed you up." Axel said putting his finger on Xemnas's nose and pushing him back.
He swatted Axel's hand away in irritation. "I am not! And you're one to talk - you didn't even score in the top six!"
"That's because I didn't feel the need to participate in such a menial challenge that pitted our wits against each other. I prefer to keep my intellect in top shape by engaging in intense sessions of scrabble and chess." Axel said, all with an English accent.
"What the living-"
"Crap, Axel! What was that about?!" Demyx exclaimed.
"I see no need to enlighten you on the matter." Axel replied calmly. Then he turned and headed over to the shelter, pulled his Bob the Builder blanket over himself, and promptly fell asleep.
"Well…that was strange." Kairi commented.
"Erm…Vexen?" Marluxia asked. "Why are you kissing your microscope?"
"She's not a microscope!" Vexen shouted, teary-eyed. "Don't pay attention to what he said, Lauren." Vexen cuddled the microscope against his chest.
Kairi watched him uneasily. Walking over to Riku, she tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, Riku? I think I might need to be protected."
"Why's that?"
"Because I'm the only real girl at this camp," she said giving Marluxia a contemptuous look, "and I might be molested in my sleep."
"Sure Kairi." Riku said, then went back to peeling his mango.
Meanwhile, Xemnas had decided to be a suck up toward Sora. "Is there anything you need, Sora?" he asked tucking Sora's blanket around him.
"Read me a bedtime story." Sora asked innocently.
"Sure kid. Once upon a time, in a magical land, there lived a little pixie fairy. One day, he went out into the enchanted sparkly glittery forest to pick some berries. One his way to the berry bush of love, he met a kindly turtle who asked him to be his friend. The pixie fairy told the turtle to wait there and he would return with his answer. A few minutes later, the pixie fairy came back with a berry. He gave half of it to the turtle and said, 'friends forever' and they both skipped off into the sunset. The end." Xemnas finished and patted the boy's hair. Sora had tears streaming down his cheeks.
"That was so…beautiful!"
"I'm glad you liked it - now can I use your TV?" Xemnas asked the last part a bit impatiently.
"Yep." Sora said as he dried his tears and his eyelids began to droop.
"Yesss!" Xemnas leapt up and went over to Sora's TV and popped in High School Musical. The last thing Sora heard before he drifted off to sleep was Cloud saying, "Xemnas, if you start singing along, I swear we will not hesitate to sic the gremlins on you…"
-Sora's Dream-
Sora opened his eyes and looked down. "Gasp! I'm a mini magical pixie fairy!" he exclaimed as he examined his wings. "Wheee! I can fly!" he shouted soaring through the trees around him.
"And you can fall!" Xigbar dressed in a mime outfit leapt out of nowhere and smacked Sora with a board.
"Aaaah!" Sora shot down and landed in a pond.
"Ack! I can't swim!" he cried, struggling to stay above the surface.
"Don't worry, I'll help you." a goldfish with Demyx's head said as he tapped the struggling fairy with his magical wand. "Now you have the ability to breath underwater." he said.
Sora tentatively put his head under the water an found that he could breathe. Demyx dived to the bottom to the pond and Sora followed him. There was a gray boulder that Sora was about to sit on when it yelled and threw a crab at him.
"Don't sit on me you urchin!" the rock with Xemnas's face said. "I'm watching this!" a few moments later, the rock/Xemnas seemed to have forgotten all about Sora and began singing.
Then, a floating papaya with Cloud's face yelled, "What did I tell you about the singing?! Gremlins, attack!" he opened a conveniently placed door and a whole bunch of Vexen clones hopped out. I say hopped because they were all crouched like frogs.
The rock/Xemnas screamed and tried to roll away. "Man, being a rock sucks!" he shouted.
Sora felt a tug on his sleeve.
"I think it's best that you don't see this." Demyx the goldfish said as he pulled Sora away and out of the water.
"Goodbye friend, I'm on my way again!" Sora called waving to Demyx as he flew away.
He flew on through the forest, passing a tall tower where Marluxia sat in the room at the top. The only difference was that he had extremely long, braided hair. He threw his braid out the tower window to Kairi who waited below. "Hurry up and climb up here to rescue me! My landlord will be here soon to collect the rent!" he called to the girl.
"Isn't this supposed to be the other way around?" Kairi asked as she pulled on her hair climbing gloves.
Sora continued flying until he came to an amusement park entrance. "One ticket please." he said into the ticket window.
"That'll be $7.50." Riku said.
Sora reached into his pocket and pulled out a calculator. "This ought to cover it." he said handing it to Riku through the calculator shaped hole.
"Here's your ticket - enjoy your stay at Camp Destiny." Riku said unenthusiastically.
Just inside the gate, Axel was putting on a Broadway performance entitled, 'Jammin' with the Janitor.'
I'm bored. Sora decided and flew off without even riding one of their rides. Then, he saw it. The golden bush of delicious berries! "Berries! How I love thee!" Sora exclaimed, flying toward and snatching one of the delicious looking berries. Someone cleared their throat. Looking around for the source of the noise he saw Zexion standing underneath the bush. Curious, Sora flew down and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I have been cursed to stand on this spot until the day a kind person comes along and presents me with a berry of friendship." Zexion rehearsed.
Sora clapped excitedly. "You're in luck! Because I happen to have just that!" he held up the berry, which began to shine. "It's the berry of friendship!" the boy beamed.
"Yay. You have saved me from the confines of this spot." Zexion cheered emotionlessly.
"Now can we fly off into the horizon together?" Sora asked hopefully.
"I don't fly."
"What about skipping?"
"I don't skip."
Sora furrowed his eyebrows, thinking. Then, he brought his fist to his palm and said, "I've got it! Lucky for you, I brought my magical flying chair with me!" Sora pulled an ordinary looking wooden chair out from behind his back and placed it on the ground in front of Zexion.
"Um…" Zexion started.
"Don't worry, it's perfectly safe! It's got front AND rear airbags!" Sora said happily as he pushed Zexion into the seat and pressed a little button. The chair lifted off the ground and started flying forward.
"But what about the side airbags?!" Zexion shouted as he gripped the arm holders tightly. Sora flew up along side Zexion, whose hair was getting blown out of its normal emo hairdo, and together, they flew off into the sunset.
-End of Sora's dream-
"OW!" Riku and Axel yelled as Sora kicked them in his sleep. The two sat up from their spots on either side of the Keyblade Master and rubbed their sides. They heard him mumble something about orange flavored cherry trees then he reached his arms out and seemed to be flying.
"This kid's a menace!" Axel whispered.
"Just imagine what he was like at sleepovers!" Riku whispered back.
"What was he like?" Axel asked curiously.
"One time, I woke up in the middle of the night and Sora was braiding my hair in his sleep." Riku said. Axel chuckled. "Another time, he actually sleepwalked out of the house, tied himself to the neighbor's dog and sat himself down in a sled. Needless to say, when the dog woke up, he wasn't very happy. Let's just say that Sora won't ever go anywhere near the ice cream man again." Riku finished.
"Okay, goodnight." Axel said before falling straight back to sleep.
That was a rather anticlimactic end, now wasn't it?
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