Nanny McDead
Season 1, Episode 2
Police Attorney: Mr. Castle, be advised: if you get injured following Detective Beckett to research your next novel, you cannot sue the city. If you get shot, you cannot sue the city. If you get killed...
Castle: My lifeless remains cannot sue the city?
Police Attorney: Mr. Castle, these waivers are serious business. Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable by referring the matter to your attorney?
Castle: What, are you kidding? He'd never let me sign these! But fortunately, it's his job to get me *out* of trouble, and not to prevent me from getting into it.
Alexis: How come we never had a nanny?
Castle: Well, your mother and I decided if someone was going to screw you up, we wanted it to be me. Only, you managed to turn out fine somehow anyway.
Castle: Three men huddled around a computer. There'd better not be porn, and if there is, I want in.
Beckett: Mrs. Peterson? Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. I was wondering if I could ask you some questions about Sarah Manning.
Mrs. Peterson: Of course. Please come in.
Beckett: Thank you.
Castle: Richard Castle, just... N.Y.
Castle: We could always make it strip poker.
Beckett: Sorry, but I prefer mystery to horror.
Beckett: Okay, Castle, but it's accompany and observe, not participate and annoy. Got it?
Castle: Participate and annoy is a lot more fun, but alright.
Castle: So. Looks like I managed to make it through the case without getting injured, shot or killed.
Beckett: Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow.