Chapter Four: Violent Introductions and Apologies…

The man/boy looked like he had a stick up his ass. All tight and stiff, turning his otherwise attractive looking body into the one thing that annoyed Rins the most…. Uptight people with no sense of humor.

Hmm. Uptight guy (AN: Im just gonna call Kanda U.G. until Rins finds out his real name, and then there will be lots and lots of nicknames…Evil Grin!) was blathering on about something. Sounded like: "Die, Akuma, I shall kill you, Akuma; I will destroy you you foul Akuma!"

It was rather annoying. What did 'Mugen' mean.

Oh. Apparently it meant long pointy slightly glowy sword thing. What an awesome word. U.G. was starting to move with his 'Mugen' in hand. Did he expect to beat her?

A sword sliced right near her head.

Apparently so.

This would be fun.

Meanwhile, inside the Black Order Castle Headquarters:

"Uh, Komui, you might want to look at this."

Humming absentmindedly, Komui Lee turned around to face the security screen. And spewed coffee all over Reever; again.

The Akuma they had sent Kanda out to dispatch was currently making faces and blowing raspberries right in his face. While insulting him.

What type of Akuma was this?

Back with U.G. and Rins:

KANDA P.O.V.:

Kanda had been quietly eating his Soba, when Kumoi had sent for him. He had then been told that an Akuma was stupid enough to come to the Black Order, and would he please go kill it?

He had come out expecting this to be done within a few minutes. Now, half an hour later the Akuma was still there, and infuriatingly making faces and taunting him.

It would DIE!

There was just something about this Akuma that got him all riled up. Maybe it was because it hadn't even bothered to shed the skin it was wearing, or the fact that it was insulting him. Either or. Or it could be that he wasn't even getting a hit on it.

Most likely that.

Yuu Kanda would not be beaten by an infernal infuriating Akuma.

RINS P.O.V.:

"Die, Akuma!"

Did the U.G. have a personal vendetta against her? He looked like he was Japenese. When was the last time she'd been in Japan? Thought Rins. Around fifty years ago, but the U.G. looked like he was only twenty, so it couldn't have been then. Hmm. There was that time around twenty years ago, when she'd had a temper tantrum in some asian country. No that wasn't Japan. That was Singapore. The poor little island had actually been connected to Malaysia at one point. But that was beside the point.

This was getting extremely boring.

Sure, it was fun to make fun of the U.G., but still. This was barely exercise. The Damned Bastard was even better than this. Thinking of which… hadn't the Bastard sent a letter?

Flashback:

"Brat, I sent a letter to Komui Lee, he's the head geek at the Black Order."

Flashback end.

This was even more annoying. Perhaps it had been lost in the mail?

Only one way to find out.

Back inside the Black Order H.Q.:

"OI! Didn't the head geek Komui get a letter from the Damned Bas- I mean General Cross? He said he sent it a month ago!"

Reever slowly turned in his swivel chair to face Komui, who, at the moment, had found something very interesting about his hands.

"Komui. When was the last time you checked your mail?"

"Eh, ha ha, three months ago?"

"Komui?"

"Yes, Reever?"

"GO CHECK YOUR GODDAMNED MAIL!"

"Mimblewimble."

Ten Minutes later:

"Reever?"

"Did you find something, Komui?" there was a dangerous edge to Reever's words.

"Heh, heh. Yes. I found a letter from General Cross."

"You have a letter from the very general we have been trying to get in contact with for five years?"

"Yes; it would appear so."

"THEN READ IT ALREADY!"

"Mimblewimble."

'Dear Geek;

In around a month, a brats gonna show at H.Q. Her name is Rinsetta Walker, she's around 20. I think. Don't actually know. Don't really care. Anyway, the brats my apprentice. She was cursed by an Akuma, so don't use the Dumm Dumm on her. You geeks would get a false positive.

Cross.'

Reever digested this information slowly, before turning back around to the screen, just as the girl, Rinsetta, blew another raspberry at Kanda.

"Well. This is entirely embarrassing."

He click an intercom button and started to speak.

Back outside:

"Kanda! Stand down! Komui found the letter from General Cross! The Girl is his apprentice!"

Kanda's only reaction was something along the lines of "Tch!" before sheathing his sword.

Rins just smiled happy that she didn't have to continue being bored.

The Dumm Dumm started crying. This was the first time it had been wrong. Rins gave it a pat on its nose in a vaguely comforting way.

"Hello! I'm Rinsetta Walker, but I go by Rins!" Rins said as she bounded over to where the U.G.-Kanda, was standing. "What's your name?"

"."

'Not very sociable, now is he?' thought Rins. Before she could say anything else, the giant doors that protected the Black Order opened, and out stepped a girl that looked like the age Rins did. So around 15 or 16, not 120.

"Good lord, am I that old?' thought Rins, with a horrified expression on her face.

"Hi! I'm Lenalee Lee. What's your name?"

The girl, Lenalee, had blue black hair pulled into to pigtails that were held up by two small black ribbons, leaving her kind face free of any obstructions. She had dark eyes, and wore a long black dress.

All in all, she was very pretty.

"HI! I'm Rinsetta Walker, Rins for short!"

Rins looked so adorable looking at her with those wide unsettling ice blue eyes (A/N: what color eyes does Allen have? I don't remember so I just put Rins with ice blue eyes.)and her white hair framing her face, covering her scar, that Lenalee couldn't help but feel protective of the girl standing before her.

"Hey Rins! I'm so sorry about my brother! He's hopeless when it comes to paper work! That includes mail!"

"Don't worry about it, Lena! I don't blame him!"

Lenalee giggled, and grabbed Rins hand, pulling her into the Black Order Head Quarters Rins laughing all the way.

Kanda just stood there, looking at the spot where just a moment before, Rins had stood. He shook his head.

"Tch!"