Chapter Five: And so, we meet the snake-y woman…thing!

3rd person/Rins POV:

'Hmmm. Lena-chan is so cute! How can she be related to this…thing?' thought Rins as she dazedly watched Komui Lee weep and wail about Lenalee getting…married? What was that about?

Cue sweatdrops.

"OH! MY LENALEE, HOW COULD YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO SOM-ACK!" squeeled Komui as another man with gravity defying blond hair wacked him to get him to shut up.

"Hey, sorry about that! The only way we can ever get him to wake up to do his work is when we say Lenalee's in a relationship of some sort. Hehehe."

"Hmmm. That makes sense. Not really, but kind of…" Rins trailed off looking expectantly at him, waiting for him to realize what she wanted.

"Glad you understand. Oh, sorry, I'm Team leader, Reever, nice to meet you."

Rins just hummed obliviously shaking the hand offered to her, not noticing the slight dusting of pink on Reever's cheeks as he stared at her, and the light trickle of blood coming from his nose.

"Ahem."

Rins turned her head towards the sound and noticed that Komui had gotten a hold of himself, and was now pushing his glasses up his nose self-importantly.

"Ah, Komui-kun. Anything wrong?" asked Rins tilting her head slightly to the side with an inquisitive air.

"I need to check your innocence to make sure that it wasn't damaged! He he he!" said Komui as he pulled a humongous drill-thing from seemingly no-where and a malicious aura seemed to surround him.

"Ah, how sweet of you! But Komui-kun, I lost my virginity a few years ago!"

People around her either face-faulted, or passed out from massive nosebleeds.

"N-n-no! That's not what I meant!"screamed Komui.

Of course Rins already knew what he meant, but couldn't pass up the opportunity to say something innapropriate… after a hundred or so years by your self, you couldn't help but become slightly perverted. 'or maybe it's just me…' thought Rins, but, since she had no one to compare with, she would never know.

Rins had already decided to act like a completely ditzy and oblivious little girl so as her inner Rins cackled, she tilted her head pouting and sighed.

"I said something wrong didn't I? It's always happening to me! I'm so sorry Komui-kun!" she cried as she launched herself onto a startled and blushing Komui.

As she fake wailed, she noticed that several people were looking suitably stunned, while others looked around frantically at each other, clueless with how to deal with a crying girl.

"Rinsetta-chan, shh… how about I take you to someone very special?" asked Komui, soothingly.

"Sure!" she yelled punching her fist in the air, making everyone around her sweat drop at her sudden mood change… can anyone say PMS-ing? "I will not mess up meeting this special person of yours! Ne, Komui-kun, is this special person your girl-friend?"

Several people choked as they imagined Komui and the person they were talking about as boyfriend and girlfriend.

"NO!" shouted Komui, desperately wishing to be some where other than where Rinsetta Walker wasn't, if only for the fact that she kept inferring things and having severe mood swings…nice, right? NOT!

"Oh, dear. I said something wrong, didn't I? Is the special person your boyfriend?"

Komui looked like he was trying not to cry, while all the other scientists were trying not to laugh, failing to the extreme as the room shook with the vibrations of laughter.

"No! Hevlaska isn't 'that' type of special person! She needs to look at your anti-akuma weapon, which is what I meant when I referred to your innocence!"

On the outside, Rins was pondering what Komui had just said, a slight glazed look in her eyes, because, on the inside, inner Rins was cackling and emiting a dark and evil aura complete with the maniac smile.

"It's okay, Komui-kun, I understand. You don't need to pretend! I realize that you and this Hevlaska person have and utterly complex relationship that is to deep for my understanding! A love so true, that even though it burns as bright as the sun, none can tell but me! The Master of LOVE!" as she spoke a golden light surrounded her as huge anime tears fell from her eyes, trailing down her cheeks and face, only to plop to the ground.

Again, people sweat-dropped and face-faulted as a stuttering Komui and a seemingly oblivious Rins left the room, and climbed aboard a weird elevator thing and drifted down and out of sight.

"Well…She sure is…interesting."said Reever, a sweat-drop visible on the back of his head, and a tomato colored blush on his face.

"These seats are for the generals, one of which your master, Cross Marion is. Not that he's ever here…" the last part was muttered to himself as Komui continued to explain about Noah's Ark, the flood, and the Golden cube that a prophecy was found on, and how innocence came from the cube.

"Now, we need to know your compatibility with your innocence, and that is why I brought you to Hevlaska, NOT BECAUSE SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND, BECAUSE SHE ISN'T!" screamed Komui.

"Hmmm. Whatever you say, Komui-kun. Whatever you say."

"Hello, Rinsetta Walker. I am Hevlaska."came a voice from behind Rins.

Turning slowly, Rins came face to face with something she'd never thought she'd see.

"Dreams do come true!" wait, Huh? "I've always wanted to see a snake-woman-thingy! Beat that, Damned Perverted Bastard Cross! I knew they were real!"