An odd sensation of being raped by tentacles, while being thouroughly violated by a giant snake woman:

The Snake person, Hevlaska, amusedly looked down at the small white haired human before her…there was just something unsettling about her. It was on the tip of her tongue, but she couldn't quite remember.

Without further ado, she latched her tentacles onto the one called Rinsetta Walker. If it had been possible, Hevlaska would have fainted from shock. As it was, she was feeling slightly off balance.

"….200%" (A/N: hey, she's had a hundred years to synch up with it, she better be damn good with it! Tee hee... :-P)

Audible gasps were heard all around the room from the almost invisible Generals seated the floor above. The highest recorded synch was 120%, by General Cross, but now, this mere slip of a girl shattered that record and set a new one…she was impossibly powerful.

The common thought of all the people in the room went something like this:

'What the ** hell?'

While Rins, well, Rins just yawned.

Ya…she was awesome, and she knew it. Whoop dee do.

"Hey… is there any food around here?" she asked, tilting her head to the side inquisitively.

A resounding thump was heard from all corners of the room as everyone (including Komui) face-faulted.

Humming happily, Rins skipped along a hall way, hopelessly lost, but following her nose to where a /heavenly/ smell was coming from. Five minutes later, she had arrived at the double doors of a room that smelled POSITIVELY delightful.

Unbeknownst to her, a small ocean of drool was collecting at her feet as a dazed look entered her eyes while she practically floated through the doors, giving a crow of delight upon seeing the man behind a stove. Essentially…she freaked the hell out of everyone watching her.

One 'glomp' later, and a very dazed Jerry (the chef dude) Rins' mountain of food was finished. With stars in her eyes, Rins knelt down on her knees and began bowing down to Jerry's superiority. One tomato red Chef later ('Hmmm…'thought Rins, ' what an odd color for dark skin…') a very, very happy Rins sat down and began to eat, successfully nauseating anyone who sat near her as the ten foot pile of food disappeared, in ten minutes flat.

A very content Rins dumped all her dirty dishes at the cleaning station (much to the horror of the cleaning staff) was ready to leave the cafeteria when a commotion interrupted her exit.

It appeared that a finder and the guy with a stick-up-his-** got into an argument for some reason or the other. Inner Rins cackled. Outer Rins put on a mildly concerned look as she daintily walked up to the two fighting males.

"Ahem…while I do believe that lover's quarrels do happen…the sexual tension you are producing is quite…distracting. Now I'm sure that there's an empty broom closet or even an empty room somewhere around here, so why don't the two of you skedaddle off to it, and go have some fun, hmm?"

Leaving spluttering and shocked finders and exorcists alike behind her she wandered her way to Kumoi's office where she was, quite unexpectedly, accosted by a crazy man with a tape measure and glasses named Johnny Gill.

Ten-minutes later, with a new resolve never, ever to go shopping with that man, she was left with the promise that her uniform would be ready by the morning. Nodding in acknowledgment she somehow sleep shuffled to her room yawning while her eye lids fought a valiant battle against gravity. Five steps from her room, she slumped over on the ground and began to snore. With drool. And generally odd behavior for a 'respectable' woman of society.

'Snort…respectable my **.'

Kanda POV:

That ** moyashi! How dare she accuse him, Kanda, of being gay, and with that abominable man of all people! Why the nerve of her, when he saw her ne-

""

What the hell was that?

""

There it was again…ah, that's what it came from…the…sleeping…snoring…drooling…moyashi…

Hmm.

What to do, what to do?

Dare he plan revenge? No…that would ruin his image of perpetual poise…

Too bad.

No, instead, he would be a gentleman and take the … lady to her room.

"Stupid Moyashi…"

Without knowing the reason, he lingered in her door way, watching her sleep.

"Tch."

NEXT MORNING:

"OH! Miss Walker! You look gorgeous!"

Mr. Gill gushed as Rins looked at herself in the mirror. 'Not bad…not bad at all.' Her pants (she refused to wear a skirt) resembled black riding pants, accenting her long legs beautifully, while her feet were encased in steel toed black ankle boots… perfect for getting a pervert hard in the balls if the need aroused. Her top was a simple white v-neck blouse trimmed with red silk on the sleeves, while her dark charcoal gray over coat remained unbuttoned except for the middle one, with the emblem of the Black Order over her right breast. The red trim of her shirt peeked out from underneath her outfit, adding color to an otherwise dark outfit. It was completed by a red silk ribbon tied around her throat and her white hair piled up on top of her head, while her ice blue eyes were accented by a lining of khol.

"Thank you, Mr. Gill! I love it. Simple…yet sexy." She purred out running a finger nail up his chest. While Johnny invented a new color of red, Rins skipped off to find out what her first mission would be.

(I'm just going to skip the Komui thing, as well as the train ride…those who've read/watched D. Gray man know what happens… and those of you who haven't… you have my condolences. Not really.)

As Rins, Kanda and the Finder approached Tonnere (Sp?), a lone wolf howled in the distance and a flash of blue and green eyes were illuminated by the over hanging moon.