Chapter 8: See you in Heaven

Rins yelped she and her friends were interrupted by ... a clown looking akuma.

A clown!

YAY!

But the clown didn't look so good. It looked like ... he was on the toilet but whatever it wanted it to come out wasn't coming out.

Like ...

OOOOHHHH! That was it! A constipated clown!

"It's a constipated clown!" she shouted, not thinking before shouting. Of course, her shout drew the level two akuma's attention.

A sweatdrop behind everyone's head except Lena, who was laughing her ass off, and Rins, who was also laughing her ass off.

"Of all the things you could call me, a constipated clown? Not handsome akuma, robust akuma, level 2, Mr. Sexy... but constipated clown?" he asked her.

Rins wiped a tear from her eyes and she looked at the akuma. He looked depressed. "Aw, are you depressed now that we know your secret?" she teased the akuma, whose face began to twist.

"I'll kill you for insulting-"

"There'll be no killing other than yours."

Akuma looked up just as Kanda's blade cut it into two and he landed on the ground.

The akuma looked shocked. "Impossible..."

Then BBBOOOOMMMM!

Then Kanda turned to Rinsetta. "Moyashi, you could've gotten killed!" he shouted at her.

She blew raspberries at him. "Bakanda is so naive! I'm way stronger than a pitiful level two!" She stuck her tongue out.

Kanda's grip on his katana tightened and a vein popped up on his forehead.

"You two better stop it~," Lena chirped and the two of them glared at her, and unintentionally scaring Touma, who was behind her. "We got akumas incoming," she smiled as she pointed to the eastern sky, where the sun was rising and everyone could clearly see the swarm of akumas.

"Should we stay or should be go?" Rins chimed.

"Tch!" Kanda spat as he turned around to face the incoming horde of akumas. Thankfully, they were all level 1's. "First Illusion..." he muttered as he got into his fighting stance.

Rins sighed. "But I don't wanna fight right now..." Then she smirked. "Hey, let's ... run!" she shouted and ran away with Touma dragging behind her, leaving Lena and Kanda behind.

Lena didn't say a word, but she turned back into her wolf form and ran away as well, leaving Kanda all alone.

"Moyashi!" he shouted as he was forced to take on a akuma army all on his own.

Rins felt a little guilty that day but had fun watching her little sweet Kanda take on the army.

Amazingly, Kanda survived on his own. He gasped slowly while keeping himself on top of the last akuma that died in his hand.

"That ... moyashi ... left me ... all ... alone... I'm gonna kill her!" he roared.

Just then Rins came out with scared Touma behind her. Lena was next to Rins.

"Boring~!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Kanda growled angrily as the aura around him intensified.

"Well, it's pretty simple," she said before pointing at him. "You are boring, stupid, arrogant, aggressive-"

"And why are you speaking that way to a fellow Exorcist, Rinsetta?" Lena asked.

Rins smiled. "Because he does."

"Hmm."

Just as Lena said 'hmm,' Kanda jumped from the pile of dead akumas and brought his sword down on Rins. "I'll kill you!"

She blew raspberries at him and stuck her tongue out. "Try it, BaKanda!" she teased him.

He swung and swung, but failed to get her again and again. "Get back here!"

"Make me, baka!" she giggled as she jumped up, did a wheel in the air, landed on his head with her hand, and jump off just before his katana passed the space where her hand previously occupied.

When he saw that he had missed, he turned around to try again.

Now here was the thing. Rinsetta saw that Kanda was out to kill her for real when she saw the sword come for her wrist. So she tried to jump off, but instead, she slipped a bit and jumped off at the same time. The katana missed her wrist and hand, thankfully.

But the problem was... she fell right into his face.

BBOOOOMMM!

PPPAAAWWW!

EEEKKK!

OOOOWWW!

There was lots of smoke after the small fall and a small dust cloud covered the two while Lena and Touma watched them with a sweatdrop behind their head.

Rinsetta didn't know why but she found out that she couldn't move her move. She was stuck between some hard... on either side.

She assumed that the ground was beneath her... that means...

The dustcloud began to clear away and she saw him.

His eyes actually.

They were so close...

Too close...

Then ... She felt her lips... On his lips...

He was on top of her and kissing her.

Yuck.

Kanda was slow to get off but was the more disgusted of the two. "I kissed the moyashi..." he said, turning green.

"And I kissed Bakanda..." Rins muttered, becoming green as well. "Get the hell off of me, you b****!" she shouted, throwing him off of her.

The said man flew a bit before landing in a pile of sand. Rins walked away with a red tomato face and Kanda...

Well, let's just say that he couldn't pull himself out of the pile so easily.

"Get back here moyashi!"

My first attempt at this! I think this is not funny... but I leave that for the verdict to decide.