Hello Folks!
Only ONE person reviewed! *sobsobsob*
STUPID MEANIEHEADS!
I'm sosorry (that,my friends was intentional*dotdotdot*DON'T KEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEE) I have no idea what came over me.
DON'T KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Thank you to the one person that
REVIEWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now for the rest of you (dotdotdot)
Jury duty!
Jury duty!
Jury duty!
Blackmail!
Pink slip!
Chain letter!
Eviction notice!
Jury duty!
Ju!
Ju!
Yeah!
(dototdot)
I'M NOT CRAZY!
I'M NOT!
REALLY!
SERIOUSLY!
Ok I'll shut up now.
Evolution rehappened!
Everyonez back!
They are mostly the same except (dotdotdot)
They fear DOTS!
Celery: Did someone say DOTS?!?
Everyone:*screams*
Liam: Did someone say MAGIC?!?
Everyone who has ever read Lioness Rampant: MAGICMAGICMAGICMAGIC!
Liam:*screams like a little girl**runs around in small circles*
Everyone: SHUT UP, LIAM!
Liam: *is still screaming like a little girl*
*Seventeen years later*
Liam: *is still screaming like a little girl and running in small circles*
Alanna: I missed my daughter's wedding to some freaky crow for THIS?!?
Cel: I'm OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!
Neal: I'm OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDER!
Myles: I'm DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Yuki: Don't, don't, don't, bite your friends!
Cel/Neal shippers: There she is! GET HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Yuki: *.*
Liam: teehee
Everyone: yay!
The Evil Authoress: *whispers* magic
Liam:*screams like a little girl**runs around in small circles*
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man.
Swiper the Fox: WHO'S STEALNG MY LINES?!?
Harry Potter: WHO STOLE MY FIREBOLT?!?
Some Random Fangirl: WHO STOLE MY MEDICATION?!?
Troll: WHO'S TRIP-TRAPPING OVER MY BRIDE?!?
Edward Cullen: WHO CRASHED MY VOLVO?!?
Fangirls: *chase after Edward*
Edward: *runs faster than you can say (dotdotdot) Welcome to Random Chicken, where chickens are random and random is the chicken. Our mission on the internet is to keep chickens as random as they can be, and you can help by contributing to the archive! There are currently over 100 chickens in the poultry archive, with more added from time to time, so make sure to bookmark this page, and return often! Happy Clucking!*
Authoress: WHY ARE ALL THESE RANDOM PEOPLE HERE?!?*banishes the RPs*
Liam: *is still screaming like a little girl and running in small circles*
Cel: hey I have an idea!
Everyone (including Cel): What is it?
Cel: Let's kill Liam!
Everyone (including Cel): Good idea, Cel!
Liam: *is still screaming like a little girl and running in small circles*
Goodwin: But mah peoples wanna towrture heem!
Everyone(except Goodwin): TOO BAD!
Goodwin: Yall are a bunch of-
Authoress: WAIT! *turns to the audience* To preserve the rating and contribute to the randomness of this lovliful fic, I will change all cussing to (dotdotdot) SCUTALOO!
Everyone: WHAT THE-
Authoress: Scootallo.
Cleon: That's ridiculous!
Authoress: DOT!
Everyone:*scream like little girls**run around in small circles*
Authoress: *cackles*.(dotdotdot)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pweety pweese?
Or Die!
I shouldn't have said th-
Wowz
(dotdotdot)
Déjà-vu.
Buh-byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!