Hello Folks!
Gosh, Goshalotz, and GollyGeeazolts!
Still one review? Tut,tut,tut.
Oh well.
I'm sososad (of course you all know by now that that was INTENTIONAL).
To all my dear non-reveiwers(dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because (dotdotdot)
To the one person that reviewed (dotdotdot)
I am sososososorrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And now I will start the loverlilyful fanfiction!
Oh noes !
I DIDN'T USE CAPS LOCK FOR THIS ENTIRE (DOTDOTDOT) WHAT IS THIS THINGERMAJIG SUPPOSTED TO BE?
I WILL START THE FIC!
DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Celery:Urg!
Urg the Unclean: WHAT DO YOU WANT MORTAL?!? DARE YOU CHALLENGE MY UNCLENLINESS?!? HA! YOU WILL BECOME KNOCKED OUT THE MOMENT YOU GET WITHIN 12,228,594,758,957,375,049,072,064,985,094,663,539 FEET OF ME!
Celery: I just had the worst day EVER!
George Bush: bet on it?
Alanna: Hey, Georgie?
George (Bush and Cooper): What?
Alanna: My husband, douche! DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL SET DRUNKEN MYLES ON YOU!!
George: *all small and meek* Yes, dearilei? *robbes George Bush*
Alanna: Change your name.
George: Why my rose-glass-petal-dewdrop-lioness-leaf-monkey-person-who-can-skin-me-alive-in-three-seconds-but-I-can-skin-you-too-so-(dotdotdot)-Mmmmmm?
Alanna: DARE YOU QUESTION THE WILL OF THE GREAT ALANA?!?
George:um(dotdotdot)No?
Alanna's Therapist: Now dear this is the situation we were talking about. Just take deep breathes, count to -10000000, and remember-
Alanna: *Chops therapist's head off*
Cleon: (In a sing-songish way) Anger Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanagement.
Cel: Oy!
Everyone (including Cel): What?
Cel: Let's get back to talking aobut ME!
George Bush: Who the-
Authoress: Sckadoodle!
George Bush: What the-
Authoress: Sckadoodle!
George Bush: Oh my-
Authoress: Sckadoodle! THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT! MUAHAHAHA!
George Bush: *vanishes in a puff of bubblegum-pink smoke*
Cleon: *scared-little-mouseily* Where is he?
Authoress: He has been (dotdotdot) ELIMINATED! YOU COULD BE NEXT! YOU CANT RUN, HIDE, SKIP, JUMP, SING, BE A LEMUR, OR DAZZLE ME WITH VAMPIRE POWERS! THOSE ARE THE RULES! BEGIN! (AND NO, I WILL NOT TAKE OFF CAPS LOCK!)
Everyone: ahhhhhh!*scream and walk around in small circles*
Cel: Why does no one want to hear about my day?!?
Everyone: ahhhhhh!*scream and walk around in small circles*
Cel: I FEEL SOOOOO UNLOVED!
Everyone: ahhhhhh!*scream and walk around in small circls*
Cel: well I'm going to tell you anyway!
Everyone: ahhhhhh!*scream and walk around in small circls*
Cel: I was challenged by 7483875936762398798469769364986593864598364593693865984693659246932898498649294869582639856928698685769238 20785924876593846575735047973586477546778052584847670479 knights, then Peachblosom swallowed Neal whole- he is sooo going to get indigestion- and NOW this! THIS DAY CAN NOT GET ANY WORSE!
Everyone: *Gasp*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Cel: What the (dotdotdot) Sckadoodles?
Everyone: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Cel: This day cannot get any worse!
Authoress: *cackles*
Cel: Oh Deariloo.
Muahaha!
Review!
Or…..I WILL SEND YOU PEACHBLOOSOM-WITH-INDIGESTION-INABOX!
Here, have a cookie!
OMS I FORGOT TO SHUN THE RULES OF PHYSICS! Oh WHELL, WDID!
If you can tell me what that stand for (dotdotdot) I will send you the most prettyfullest e-cookie anyone ever saw!
Mrs. Weasley: Bet on it?
Authoress: Backs away slowly.